BURN. THE LIBARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned stuff On There Oan.

So a local Tea Party decided enough was enough and decided to stop those evil libraries from enforcin' book learnin' on the community by stopping a .70% tax. Yea, that's right. A POINT SEVEN PERCENT INCREASE IN TAXES SO PEOPLE COULD HAVE FREE BOOKS. To prevent them from being selfish and ruining education for kids without access to books, the opposition came up with a brilliant solution. BOOK BURNING PARTAY!?!?!