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North Korea ready to invade USA

 
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rofl how arevthey gonna cross the Atlantic? a fuckin canoe? NK doesn't wanna fuck with the U.S. our navy alone could destroy there whole shithole country in a matter of hours. And what is their million man army gonna do when m1a1 Abrams tanks line the entire horizon? Run. Please, don't make me laugh. We may be a broke country when it comes to the people, but.our military is, and shall remain, the baddest kid on the playground by a long long shot. We're like Bruce lee in a room full of WoW players.
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they know kung-fu

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Yeah, that was a good movie...


The name was "Red Dawn", I think...


Nice fiction...
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03/14/2013 05:02 PM
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Kim Jong Un looks and points at things just like his father. Lol.
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I love the neon green camo in the brown and dead vegetation, these guys are serious business. And those old ass Russian migs from the original Korean war are going to give us some real trouble. Better be scared America, shit just got real.
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Those old ass Russian migs don't have issues with EMP.
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They can have the Republicans and the 1%. I'll let those greedy bitches die.
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Good, I'll give em' those crying little hippy fags...you know, libtard?
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03/14/2013 05:10 PM
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Looks like they're all getting ready to suck us off!

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03/14/2013 05:11 PM
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OMG!
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

Love the responses on here you made my day I'm giving green karma for this.

What a hoot I'm surprised they got that thing in the water reminded me of 'Jaws' with the guys getting told they had too many in the boat and they were in violation of water safety regs or how about

'You're gonna need a bigger boat' [link to www.youtube.com]

This should go down as a GLP classic!
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What a bunch of idiotic posts. The North Koreans are badass motherfuckers, they would knock your dick in the dirt. They could take South Korea at anytime. These fucking guys are real soldiers regardless of the propaganda pictures your seeing. They would rip your fucking face off and eat it, this is all they know. I fucking hate North Korea but these guys are the real deal. Don't underestimate these motherfuckers. North Korean commanders are not worried about global warming, homosexuals, little girls on the front lines, and political correctness. They will fuck shit up bitches.

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Hey its mint I think at least they don't take a private jet down the road.
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03/14/2013 05:15 PM
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Looks like they're all getting ready to suck us off!

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03/14/2013 05:17 PM
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Looks like they're all getting ready to suck us off!

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Those planes look like they are from 1958.

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State of the Art stuff there. ohyeah
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03/14/2013 05:18 PM
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are their hats really big or are their heads really small?

I'm confused..
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03/14/2013 05:19 PM
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They are on the way folks, get ready!

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Does that mean Russia is also a "Paper Tiger" and bogus too??

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Looks like they're all getting ready to suck us off!

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ohh.. love you long time girls... I rike!!
Raf out roud!
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I love the neon green camo in the brown and dead vegetation, these guys are serious business. And those old ass Russian migs from the original Korean war are going to give us some real trouble. Better be scared America, shit just got real.
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Those old ass Russian migs don't have issues with EMP.
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Blowing an EMP over your own homeland would be tactical suicide. I don't see why the hype over EMPs. If we take the fight to them we neutralize any major reasonable WMD useage. They blow an EMP, we lose a few jets and consequently their entire infrastructure is effectively neutralized. if anyone uses an EMP in this conflict it will be the U.S.. You have to look at the situation from a grand perspective when you manage entire militaries. Fighting in the moment may win you a battle but can cost you an entire war. This is all showboating my friends. There is a lot of money to be made in the preparation of war, whether the actual war happens or not.
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I love the neon green camo in the brown and dead vegetation, these guys are serious business. And those old ass Russian migs from the original Korean war are going to give us some real trouble. Better be scared America, shit just got real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22151483


Those old ass Russian migs don't have issues with EMP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27472592


Blowing an EMP over your own homeland would be tactical suicide. I don't see why the hype over EMPs. If we take the fight to them we neutralize any major reasonable WMD useage. They blow an EMP, we lose a few jets and consequently their entire infrastructure is effectively neutralized. if anyone uses an EMP in this conflict it will be the U.S.. You have to look at the situation from a grand perspective when you manage entire militaries. Fighting in the moment may win you a battle but can cost you an entire war. This is all showboating my friends. There is a lot of money to be made in the preparation of war, whether the actual war happens or not.
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03/14/2013 05:22 PM
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Can't really verify this -- but I read somewhere that North Korea is going to rent some ships from Carnival Cruise Lines to transport their troops. If the aforementioned is true -- then DOOM IS ON!!!ahhhalonescaredabombahhh
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03/14/2013 05:23 PM
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The worst thing a warrior can do, is under-estimate his opponent...

North Koreans are trained like Spartans were: taken as children and train their entire life...

Technology means nothing—just ask the Afghans and VietCong... Guerrilla warfare, with less technology, will ALWAYS defeat a uniformed army...

You also believe North Koreans will fight alone? Damn, I'm glad I didn't serve next to you people—you'd be had in a heart beat.

China and Russia will either be supplying, fighting, or both with NK...
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rofl how arevthey gonna cross the Atlantic? a fuckin canoe? NK doesn't wanna fuck with the U.S. our navy alone could destroy there whole shithole country in a matter of hours. And what is their million man army gonna do when m1a1 Abrams tanks line the entire horizon? Run. Please, don't make me laugh. We may be a broke country when it comes to the people, but.our military is, and shall remain, the baddest kid on the playground by a long long shot. We're like Bruce lee in a room full of WoW players.
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At less, they known that is the Pacific Ocean to cross, right?

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Haha pic 2 - someone needs to do a new youtube video of Kim Jong-un pointing at things just like Daddy looking at things!



Daddy wewwy wewwy pwoud!

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I love the neon green camo in the brown and dead vegetation, these guys are serious business. And those old ass Russian migs from the original Korean war are going to give us some real trouble. Better be scared America, shit just got real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22151483


Those old ass Russian migs don't have issues with EMP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27472592


Blowing an EMP over your own homeland would be tactical suicide. I don't see why the hype over EMPs. If we take the fight to them we neutralize any major reasonable WMD useage. They blow an EMP, we lose a few jets and consequently their entire infrastructure is effectively neutralized. if anyone uses an EMP in this conflict it will be the U.S.. You have to look at the situation from a grand perspective when you manage entire militaries. Fighting in the moment may win you a battle but can cost you an entire war. This is all showboating my friends. There is a lot of money to be made in the preparation of war, whether the actual war happens or not.
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The only place with electricity is Kim's game room. Their shit is all old school. You underestimate older technology.
US is extremely vulnerable militarily to EMP.
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Looks like they're all getting ready to suck us off!

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ohh.. love you long time girls... I rike!!
Raf out roud!
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Goosestepping bitches would rather put a bullet in your head before giving you a chance to defile their Commie Cookies.
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03/14/2013 05:26 PM
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were so screwed

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Can't really verify this -- but I read somewhere that North Korea is going to rent some ships from Carnival Cruise Lines to transport their troops. If the aforementioned is true -- then DOOM IS ON!!!ahhhalonescaredabombahhh
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Oh wow. Can't wait to see Kim's slides.

Kim - "This is me pointing at mini golf."

Kim - "This is me pointing at cocktail bar."

Kim - "This is me pointing karaoke singer."
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What if it's really the Chinese?
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Of course north korea is china, the original korean war was south of korea invaded by the west (UN), north korea defended by china.

The UN pushed forward and almost got all of korea, and then was pushed back hard, then they gained ground again until finally border was established on 38th parallel.

look on google maps now and you see no wall or fence between china and north korea, north korea is to china what florida is to USA.
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cruise

That first picture says it all!
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They can have the Republicans and the 1%. I'll let those greedy bitches die.
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We'll be the only ones left, you dumbfuck. Are the libs gonna defend themselves with pictures of big nasty guns or what?cruise
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They can have the Republicans and the 1%. I'll let those greedy bitches die.
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We'll be the only ones left, you dumbfuck. Are the libs gonna defend themselves with pictures of big nasty guns or what?cruise
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Dude...I just spit my tea through my nose reading that. lol

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I love the neon green camo in the brown and dead vegetation, these guys are serious business. And those old ass Russian migs from the original Korean war are going to give us some real trouble. Better be scared America, shit just got real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22151483


Those old ass Russian migs don't have issues with EMP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27472592


Blowing an EMP over your own homeland would be tactical suicide. I don't see why the hype over EMPs. If we take the fight to them we neutralize any major reasonable WMD useage. They blow an EMP, we lose a few jets and consequently their entire infrastructure is effectively neutralized. if anyone uses an EMP in this conflict it will be the U.S.. You have to look at the situation from a grand perspective when you manage entire militaries. Fighting in the moment may win you a battle but can cost you an entire war. This is all showboating my friends. There is a lot of money to be made in the preparation of war, whether the actual war happens or not.
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The only place with electricity is Kim's game room. Their shit is all old school. You underestimate older technology.
US is extremely vulnerable militarily to EMP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27472592


the truth is we can only speculate what systems they have integrated into their military. I have trouble believing that a country who has demonstrated nuclear capability time and time again is really only in possession of ancient modern military tech. The Koreans are some sneaky bastards, they don't like pictures from inside the border getting out for a reason. They've been up to some shady shit since the war, and I think lil Kim is a little more egotistical than his predecessors and may be looking to convey a message to the world that they aren't as incompetent as the wests propaganda would have us believe.
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an attack on n.korea is an attack on china.

dont any of you know about the "korean war"?

google it!





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