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Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? | |
| Ford Prefect
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(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/13/2013 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? This alleged Coptic text is everywhere in the MSM. Even thought the fabrication is easily recognizable in the parts that mention a supposed dinner of Jesus and Pilate, who, according to the text, offered his own son to be killed in Jesus' place. Pontius Pilate has dinner with Jesus Quoting: [link to www.foxnews.com] While apocryphal stories about Pilate are known from ancient times, van den Broek wrote in an email to LiveScience that he has never seen this one before, with Pilate offering to sacrifice his own son in the place of Jesus. "Without further ado, Pilate prepared a table and he ate with Jesus on the fifth day of the week. And Jesus blessed Pilate and his whole house," reads part of the text in translation. Pilate later tells Jesus, "well then, behold, the night has come, rise and withdraw, and when the morning comes and they accuse me because of you, I shall give them the only son I have so that they can kill him in your place." That's an obvious shenanigans because there's NO FUCKING WAY of a member of the ancient Roman elite offering himself to take the fall for a men of the people, let alone sacrificing his own son. That's a joke, but the point of this fake text is to make people associate a messiah with a "shape-shifter". It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/13/2013 09:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? That's the first time I see the MSM using the term "shapeshifter". The cabal must be getting REALLY desperate now. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Caravaggio User ID: 11580705  United States03/13/2013 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he (Thomas) said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe. [link to diglib.library.vanderbilt.edu] "A week later his disciples were again in the house, and Thomas was with them. Although the doors were shut, Jesus came and stood among them and said, "Peace be with you." Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here and see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it in my side. Do not doubt but believe." Thomas answered him, "My Lord and my God!" -- John 20:26-28 |
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| Ibrahim
User ID: 29705895  United Kingdom03/14/2013 01:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? Not even Jesus knows what he looks like. For he does not have the image of the beast, so you cant worship him but you will hate him. Jesus wants to be hated because being worshipped by animals is blasphemy to Jesus. Ibrahim |
| AmbyrJayde
User ID: 35022827 United States03/15/2013 09:30 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? DEFINITELY NO!!!! Quoting: Ford Prefect The reason for Judas using a kiss Quoting: [link to www.foxnews.com] In the canonical bible the apostle Judas betrays Jesus in exchange for money by using a kiss to identify him leading to Jesus' arrest. This apocryphal tale explains that the reason Judas used a kiss, specifically, is because Jesus had the ability to change shape. "Then the Jews said to Judas: How shall we arrest him [Jesus], for he does not have a single shape but his appearance changes. Sometimes he is ruddy, sometimes he is white, sometimes he is red, sometimes he is wheat coloured, sometimes he is pallid like ascetics, sometimes he is a youth, sometimes an old man ..." This leads Judas to suggest using a kiss as a means to identify him. If Judas had given the arresters a description of Jesus he could have changed shape. By kissing Jesus Judas tells the people exactly who he is. The new nazi pope will pave the way for the REPTILIAN ANTICHRIST who will be advertised as a "Messiah" Very very interesting... |
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User ID: 36239664 United States03/15/2013 09:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? Also I have a friend tell me that his faith (Muslim) said Jesus was a shapeshifter and escaped from the Romans and they hung someone else and Jesus lived on to old age. this too shall pass |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 36164183 United Kingdom03/15/2013 10:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? Not a Muslim but I think the belief is that Jesus was taken up by God and replaced by another man who was made to look like him. I'd like to hear from any Muslims on this too though. Man or myth, Jesus and the way he is portrayed within different religions/belief systems is endlessly fascinating. |
| peacetard
User ID: 36239664 United States03/15/2013 10:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? Not a Muslim but I think the belief is that Jesus was taken up by God and replaced by another man who was made to look like him. I'd like to hear from any Muslims on this too though. Man or myth, Jesus and the way he is portrayed within different religions/belief systems is endlessly fascinating. Yeah thats how he put it, and we also have the supposed tomb of Jesus in Tibet where Jesus lived till he died of old age. this too shall pass |
| peacetard
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| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/15/2013 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? Also I have a friend tell me that his faith (Muslim) said Jesus was a shapeshifter and escaped from the Romans and they hung someone else and Jesus lived on to old age. Quoting: peacetard Yusuf, Yuz Asaf or whatever was his real name, indeed escaped the Roman torture and got hidden in Srinagar, Kashmir, protected by the Essene. The local scriptures say he married and had several children, but there's no mention to shapeshifting skills. Whether he was a shapeshifter or not, the timing of MSM bringing this up, is what worries me most. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/15/2013 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? Also I have a friend tell me that his faith (Muslim) said Jesus was a shapeshifter and escaped from the Romans and they hung someone else and Jesus lived on to old age. Quoting: peacetard Yusuf, Yuz Asaf or whatever was his real name, indeed escaped the Roman torture and got hidden in Srinagar, Kashmir, protected by the Essene. The local scriptures say he married and had several children, but there's no mention to shapeshifting skills. Whether he was a shapeshifter or not, the timing of MSM bringing this up, is what worries me most. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| peacetard
User ID: 36239664 United States03/15/2013 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? Also I have a friend tell me that his faith (Muslim) said Jesus was a shapeshifter and escaped from the Romans and they hung someone else and Jesus lived on to old age. Quoting: peacetard Yusuf, Yuz Asaf or whatever was his real name, indeed escaped the Roman torture and got hidden in Srinagar, Kashmir, protected by the Essene. The local scriptures say he married and had several children, but there's no mention to shapeshifting skills. Whether he was a shapeshifter or not, the timing of MSM bringing this up, is what worries me most. Indeed! They are hinting toward something,,, this too shall pass |
| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/15/2013 10:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? Also I have a friend tell me that his faith (Muslim) said Jesus was a shapeshifter and escaped from the Romans and they hung someone else and Jesus lived on to old age. Quoting: peacetard Yusuf, Yuz Asaf or whatever was his real name, indeed escaped the Roman torture and got hidden in Srinagar, Kashmir, protected by the Essene. The local scriptures say he married and had several children, but there's no mention to shapeshifting skills. Whether he was a shapeshifter or not, the timing of MSM bringing this up, is what worries me most. Indeed! They are hinting toward something,,, If I have to give it a shot, they are preparing the sheeple for the arrival of the reptilian messiah. Whether he will come from Sirius, Orion, Draco or from the European Illuminati bloodlines I don't have a clue. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/15/2013 10:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? Also I have a friend tell me that his faith (Muslim) said Jesus was a shapeshifter and escaped from the Romans and they hung someone else and Jesus lived on to old age. Quoting: peacetard Yusuf, Yuz Asaf or whatever was his real name, indeed escaped the Roman torture and got hidden in Srinagar, Kashmir, protected by the Essene. The local scriptures say he married and had several children, but there's no mention to shapeshifting skills. Whether he was a shapeshifter or not, the timing of MSM bringing this up, is what worries me most. Indeed! They are hinting toward something,,, If I have to give it a shot, they are preparing the sheeple for the arrival of the reptilian messiah. Whether he will come from Sirius, Orion, Draco or from the European Illuminati bloodlines I don't have a clue. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/15/2013 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? ... Quoting: Ford Prefect Yusuf, Yuz Asaf or whatever was his real name, indeed escaped the Roman torture and got hidden in Srinagar, Kashmir, protected by the Essene. The local scriptures say he married and had several children, but there's no mention to shapeshifting skills. Whether he was a shapeshifter or not, the timing of MSM bringing this up, is what worries me most. Indeed! They are hinting toward something,,, If I have to give it a shot, they are preparing the sheeple for the arrival of the reptilian messiah. Whether he will come from Sirius, Orion, Draco or from the European Illuminati bloodlines I don't have a clue. Aquila or Cygnus Nope, I think more like Buckingham. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/15/2013 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? ... Quoting: Ford Prefect Yusuf, Yuz Asaf or whatever was his real name, indeed escaped the Roman torture and got hidden in Srinagar, Kashmir, protected by the Essene. The local scriptures say he married and had several children, but there's no mention to shapeshifting skills. Whether he was a shapeshifter or not, the timing of MSM bringing this up, is what worries me most. Indeed! They are hinting toward something,,, If I have to give it a shot, they are preparing the sheeple for the arrival of the reptilian messiah. Whether he will come from Sirius, Orion, Draco or from the European Illuminati bloodlines I don't have a clue. Aquila or Cygnus Nope, I think more like Buckingham. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/15/2013 12:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? ... Quoting: Ford Prefect If I have to give it a shot, they are preparing the sheeple for the arrival of the reptilian messiah. Whether he will come from Sirius, Orion, Draco or from the European Illuminati bloodlines I don't have a clue. Aquila or Cygnus Nope, I think more like Buckingham. You really believe your messiah would be born on a throne? "My messiah"??? I don't have a "messiah"! I'm making an analysis of the events that may or not unfold during the new papacy. Yusuf or "Jesus" was royal bloodline and very likely a hybrid of the Anunnaki. As long as the Zionist cabala is supposed to be descendant from the royal bloodline of Sirius, Orion and Draco, the odds are that they will introduce their own "messiah" to the world. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/15/2013 12:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? ... Quoting: Ford Prefect If I have to give it a shot, they are preparing the sheeple for the arrival of the reptilian messiah. Whether he will come from Sirius, Orion, Draco or from the European Illuminati bloodlines I don't have a clue. Aquila or Cygnus Nope, I think more like Buckingham. You really believe your messiah would be born on a throne? "My messiah"??? I don't have a "messiah"! I'm making an analysis of the events that may or not unfold during the new papacy. Yusuf or "Jesus" was royal bloodline and very likely a hybrid of the Anunnaki. As long as the Zionist cabala is supposed to be descendant from the royal bloodline of Sirius, Orion and Draco, the odds are that they will introduce their own "messiah" to the world. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
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| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/15/2013 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? creepy shit,no wonder they have been coming out with all the shapeshifting movies over the past few years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8082389 Creepiest is that MSM NEVER used the term "shapeshifter", which is notoriously a vocable of conspiracy theorists, in any subject for any reason, let alone one about the most important religious icon of this civilization. Something big is underway. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Ford Prefect
(OP) User ID: 35836013 Brazil03/15/2013 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? creepy shit,no wonder they have been coming out with all the shapeshifting movies over the past few years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8082389 Creepiest is that MSM NEVER used the term "shapeshifter", which is notoriously a vocable of conspiracy theorists, in any subject for any reason, let alone one about the most important religious icon of this civilization. Something big is underway. It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3962680 United States03/15/2013 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Coincidence the alleged Coptic text reporting Jesus as a "shapeshifter", hitting MSM in the SAME DAY the new pope was elected? Of course the muslims are going to say that Jesus wasnt the one up there being crucified. That wold mean the final blood sacrifice was of human blood and not eternal blood and would have been no good. And that's doctrines of demons. |
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