post your fantasy GLP headline...

Breaking: Nuke direct hits white house and congressional buildings,ALL ellected officials DEAD!

The rapture has happened! All christians have left the planet!! GLP is a cool place again...

"obama caught licking his elbow"

You and your elbows lol

But then all those people with business degrees could actually afford to run their business and that would put them in competition with corporate franchise owners. And all those college kids wouldn't be killing themselves over their debt and America for a few moments might look like it did in the 80s and 90s.

Who wants that when the money can be spent on more gates and propping up the same fucking shitty efficiency building in every single town as they watch all the other stores hang vacant signs in their windows.

...sorry, wrong thread.

EMERGENCY PIN - 23h until SHTF - Take your tomatoes in

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Wow...

You completely read my mind!

Politicians paedophiles and Psycopaths all kidnapped by aliens. Taken to play with each other on uninhabited planet.

oh is that headline too long?

i'm thinking of starting an elbow licking cult....we'd eat nothing but elbow macaroni and practice neck stretching [which has historical precedent]. maybe we could get the pastafarians to sponsor us...

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Mine would be...............OBAMA IMPEACHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:dubya:

CONTACT!!

I like that better than mine.

Breaking I just won 90mil on powerball

George W. Bush dies from heart attack.

I'll vote for you.

Art Bell's Triumphant Radio Return, Receives Full Refund With Receipt!

:libertyBELL:

"Brief marries a black woman and adopts a 5 year old Muslim child"

I just legalized maryjewanna, ask me a question

"god announces he will uncreate the world beginning at midnight 3/1, EDT"

"god announces he will uncreate the world beginning at midnight 3/1, EDT"

Breaking: Earth, also known as the short bus in Galactic terms, releases 144,000 on first stop...

Lady Jane Smith kidnaps me and turns me into her sex slave. News at 11.

Ted William's Head Revived from Cryo ~ Hits Game Winning Home Run ~ BoSox Top Jays 5-4.


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