how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

I always found underwear and socks but no porn. I get people probobly had sex in the woods but why waste a good pair underwear?

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Funny:

If you roamed the woods as kids in the60's ,we did)the weathered porn pages blowing around (andfree roaming underwear) is true. The underwear was usually kids shitting themselves and not wanting to go home with "shit shorts".

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That was so long ago, he was probably out in the woods looking at mildewed porn mags.

yes at my bus stop in 3rd grade. it was as close to "woods" as you can get in a city. single pages of crumpled up porn with all still shots of the semen ejaculating

I grew up south of Ankeny, Iowa. Will never forget finding several stashes of mag's in the woods across the street from my house...

and yes, this was in the mid 70's... Those were the days!

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I remember them rotting in the dirt with leaves on them, all wet and stained, sometimes with millipedes and centipedes walking on them... the best ones had pages stuck together ... lol.

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Lots of shit in the woods. Figuratively and literally.

And those rings of white mildew with the associated fragrance two days after a summer thunderstorm

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Back when there was still pubic hair.

Gross

Well there were several plants that would grow porn back then, but Global Warming caused them to go extinct. No porn for you because you drove an SUV.

Ahh, yes. Still remember finding a deer stand and decided to climb up to check out the view. There was a Swedish Erotica in a gallon zip lock bag up there. I don't remember the issue, but it had John Holmes, some blonde haired guy, and a black haired woman. They spit roasted her in front of a fireplace. Instead of just taking the mag, my dumbass tore a few pages out. The guy must have wondered what the hell happened to his magazine. doh!

Damn, Swedish erotica.

Jackpot, no pun intended.

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It must be worldwide phenomenon

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I remember when my friends brother was getting rid of his porn collection. I picked out some good ones and held onto them for a while. Pretty sure I put them in a trash bag in the woods when I had outgrown them. I definitely blew a mega load or two between the best pages tho

The woods were the internet of the day. No one wanted to throw away perfectly good porn.

Yup, every woods where kids played there'd be a Hustler mag.

You were targeted from a very early age for reasons that you hopefully have discovered by now and have learned how to work through.

Late 80s through the mid 90s, was my childhood days. Lived nearly exactly 1mile from the school, mom finally let me start walking myself near the end of 5th grade. So 10 or 11 years old. Able to explore freely on my way home at 3ish pm.
Small town Arkansas. Plenty of woods and old abandoned houses in the little town, used to be bigger in the train boom town western days.
Anywho, found several runaway mags and over the years, hundreds of pairs of panties and socks. Decided I wanted the newer smut. Started visiting my local EZ-mart gas station. The had a magazine rack near the back of the store. I'd squat down and skim through them a few times a week. They didn't have any plastic bags on em then. A few years later they began bagging them. Then a few more years later they began putting them with the cigs behind the counter.
Noticed once every 2 weeks there was a magazine vendor would come and toss out any magazines over a month old. He'd tear off the front and back covers and toss em in a trash bin behind the store. So Started raiding it every couple weeks for the next few years. Needless to say, my several different forts and tree houses were fully stocked!.

A lot of dudes who got busted with playboy
Had to resort to more remote places
To enjoy a clown nose boxxing match

Striking gold was when you found a
Penthouse or even better swank

Playboy was boring after paging a few