how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

Absolutely, I used to walk the woods all day long hoping to find more magazines. I think the older boys left them and then we left them and it just continued down the line..

10 years later this post is so fucking out dated.

I am 47.
This is so true !
Saw my first porn mag in the woods when I was about 7 years old ...was like.. what is that?
I still remember the tiny pictures.
trying to peel the corroded pages apart, remember how they were wet and had dirt and bugs on them !!
also off the side of the road.


then after I was driving...go to the porno store...and had to hope nobody would see my car !!!...you know what that was like !!

we used to keep them under our beds
and fuck the sheets...lol.

Wow, first time I ever seen this thread.

I read the title and immediately thought, "that's so true".

Everywhere I lived as a kid , I found dirty magazines in the woods/area around me.

Thanks to the internet, I'm sure that's a thing of the past.

I really want to take a moonlit walk this fall through the woods with my husband but I'm really hesitant because of shit like this.

Because the internet hadn't been invented yet.

That's where kids brought them.

Speaking of pedophiles I was sitting on a bench waiting for the bus, around age 13, and a disgusting old man sitting next to me had a deck of naughty playing cards, which he keep shuffling through and pointing them in my direction.

That was my introduction to pervs.

No, I don't know what that was like, but then again I'm not some sick pervert ...

Don't worry, the porn mags won't jump up and bite you -- enjoy your walk

There were where I lived and they were quite telling...

the good old days!!

i was little, until i found the mags....

True for where I lived also---great question.

i found my first porn mag in the woods :D

Those were the days!

It's so outdated no-one even understands a word he's saying any more!

Cool to see this thread revived though. It's one of the classics!

Gay.

We found a whole crate of dirty mags & vhs tapes at the wooded BMX trails when I was a kid. Needless to say among a group of 12yr olds, it all went to good use.

Maybe this is somehow related to pizza?

And CD-Rs, Kazaa, and RoadRunner. Man. I haven't thought about any of those things for a million years. Nostalgia value alone makes this thread great!

My parents thought i was interested in the wildlife around our village.... lol..

Cause the dope heads and drunks used to bring porn out there while partying.

If you could find the remains of a camp fire, a few Bud cans laying around you could likely find some porn too.

I feel obligated to go buy some porn and spread it around the local woods for future generations.

Last Edited by Xeven on 12/22/2016 08:08 PM

You can just google it. Even that is outdated.

When I was a little kid, 3rd or 4th grade, we found some original porn drawings.

The girls all went "Eww!" We boys went "Ooh!"

In the early 70's they were everywhere it seemed where I lived. In second grade we would stop at this store kind of like a 711 minimart on the way home and look at the nude women in the mags within a few feet of the cashier and he didnt care.

In third grade we found a really dirty one on the school playground on the weekend riding bikes. It had women tied up and the pics were much more graphic than the ones at the small store. Found more in the baseball dugout that summer. Now that I think about it, they were everywhere, Now there are porn mags for women everywhere like at the checkout line at the grocery stores where I live.