how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods? | |
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Into the Woods User ID: 76201 United States 03/31/2006 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had a good chuckle over this one as this was a universal experience if you were growing up in the 60's/70's. "Why, you younguns have it easy with porn nowadays! Back in MY day, we had to work for our porn. We had to trudge miles thru dense woods, turning over rotted stumps in hopes of finding a damp, moldy, creased centerfold! And when we found one, we were THANKFUL!" But getting back to reality, AC#72500 is so right... |
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User ID: 76195 Canada 03/31/2006 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! I didn't realize it was universal to find porn in the woods. Hilarious. We actually found out why though. A kid from the next block had an older brother who worked at a convenience store. He would occasionally slip the little brother the unsold porn and he would stash it in the woods in a rusted out 53 Ford truck so his parents wouldn't find it. We always played guns in the forest, find it, take a peek, get paranoid that someone was going to see us and tell our parents, so we'd use it as firestarter. The free man discovers his potential in service to a commonwealth. The kept man discovers his aptitude for subverting a commonwealth to his own ends. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74889 United States 03/31/2006 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's funny... I remember the same thing when I was growing up... me and my buddies used to have a stash in the sandbox at a local church pre-school. We'd walk by there on our way home from our classes on Fridays and hang out in a tree eating loquats (a bready kind of fruit) and read our buried treasure... those were the days. |
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User ID: 76210 United States 03/31/2006 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man O Man! All the boys in the school were able to keep it a secret for a week or so, until one of the teachers found out. Until they found them, I'm sure they wondered why all the boys had to go to the bathroom so often! LOL |
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fnord User ID: 6979 United States 03/31/2006 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We were 11. We walked up a buried pipe to the bottom of a vertical spillway pipe in the middle of a lake. It was 50 ft to the surface of the water straight up. The lake surface was just a few inches below he spillway openeing 50 feet over our head. In a pool of water at our feet was a bound set of paperback porn books. The rudest photos and stories any of us had ever seen. Who put that bound pack of porn down at the bottom of that spillway pipe, 50 feet below the surface of the lake. Is there a Johnny Pornography that goes around distributing porn to little boys and girls? |
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Spanky Mcwacker User ID: 76248 United States 03/31/2006 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is the best thread ever posted on GLP it should be pinned! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72747 United States 03/31/2006 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol this is so weird... When I was young I found porn in the local woods as well...and there was an old matress on the ground next to them too. WTF!? Me and my friends found them and one day we found them a bit damp (had rained earlier), so we took the pages and put them all over the car windows of workers of this nearby company. I must've been 10 or 11..but at the time it was the funniest thing ever. |
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