Vero Beach woman pulls gun, POOPS in kitchen after finding hubby with another woman

"The wife, identified as Brenda Schumann, 51, pointed the weapon at her 42-year-old husband and his younger girlfriend, threatening to kill them both, according to accounts given by Schumann's husband and his girlfriend.

The husband got the gun away, but that didn't stop Schumann's apparent rampage.

She urinated on the carpet outside the master bedroom, defecated on the kitchen floor, grabbed a second rifle and started destroying Christmas decorations and other things.

"I found him in bed with a naked chick what was I suppose to do," Schumann is quoted as telling an Indian River County Sheriff's deputy following the December 21 events, according to a recently released sheriff's report."

[link to blogs.tcpalm.com]


"I found him in bed with a naked chick what was I suppose to do,"

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"Officer, so if you caught your wife cheating you wouldn't shit on the floor?"