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Except the Lord our Father in Heaven.

Or, so says the Prophet Jesus.



So.. How many False Prophets did we rack up in the last 30 days ? Aside from EAT and victor - they don't count. thwak

I remember there was one dude channeling some archangel saying the 23rd of Jan would be Doom for 7 North American cities, guess we can add him and pals to the False Prophet list.

Any others ?
Dreaming Days are Through
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C'mon debunkers - this post is for YOU!

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I couldn`t possibly comment...

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"No Man Knows the Day or Hour..."
Because it doesn't exist. There was no Rapture, as history books and records state (as of 3186 AD). The Christian Rapture never happened. And nobody cares or even askes questions about the subject. Just as nobody talks about the Nazi Holocaust, a very shameful chapter in Pre-Transition Terran History.

Now, the Evacuation can be seen as a sort of Rapture, but a person had to pre-qualify first, and then win a slot through a lottery if they were not in the first tier of being selected...150 years in the Orbital City Ships allowed the New Humanity to get an appeciation for their home world, which they assumed at first was totally lost. The reconstruction, replanting, clean-up, and repopulating with animal life and sentient inhabitants, allowed the surviors to create a culturally ingrained sense of custodianship, respect and ecological/ecumenical responsibility as a people living in harmony with all creation and their relations.

Salvation, as offered from the Divine, always begins with self responsibility, choice and action. Not from praying for Daddy and his Son to miraculously save the supplicants from the consequences generated from the abdication of ones power of self responsibility and the power of ones creation.
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He's coming to take us to a new Jerusalem. Those are code words.
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New Jerulsalem = New Heaven, New Earth.

How do you get there? I don't know. When will He return to call His children to supper? I don't know.

Know that the time IS drawing close.
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"Know that the time IS drawing close"

It draws nigh from the moment you draw your first breath...make the most of it... anon
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Star Kitty

The evacuation will be for the young and they will only save only just enough that the earth can safely handle. Maybe I can born into it in the near future. I have seen it and It was a really cool place.
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Jesus also said:

"These things must occur." i.e. there was no getting out of the cataclysmic changes set to happen upon Earth in That Day.

Also he said, "Look to the Heavens/Sky, for your deliverance is near."

Why look to the sky ?
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The season we shall know!

KJV-R (Webster) Daniel 12:11 And from the time that the daily sacrifice shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, there shall bea thousand two hundred and ninety days.
12 Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the thousand three hundred and five and thirty days.

In the above:

Sacrifice taken away = Date of Crucifixion

Set-up of abomination that make desolate = Official Statehood of modern Israel.

Waiting to the 1335 days = Second Advent.

And don't forget leap years, Joshua day, and "those times shortened from 7 years to..."
(Mat 24:22 and Mar 13:20)
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Why look to the sky ?
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because its going to rain down mana thats gonna roll the stone back away from your pineal gland, and then you will see the truth

By the sounds of it, the crap that some people post at GLP they could do with some!

Why dont you ask Father Grandier? He might drop a bucket full on your head! be able to swim out of that box you're in now! And to mock a true prophet would be a bitter day for you come judgement day, because this could be the year that wakes the world up
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also we can know the day or hour.
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and most likely will know too.
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What about when all these signs , earthquakes in divers places, etc... quoteing the bible.
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...exept God AND those He speaks to / visit these days
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Jesus was not a prophet.
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No Man Knows the Day or Hour


Didn't say that no man will know the year or month though
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Jesus said "Watch therefore for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come." Matthew 24:42. Blessings and remember the Blessed Hope.
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just hurry already!! please.
the "emperors" have no clothes!
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damned Your right, no one knows the exact day and hour that our Lord Jesus Christ will return except the Father. Yet at the same time know one knows the day and the hour that they will die and step into eternity. I beileve the real question is, "Will you be ready to meet Jesus tomorrow if you suddenly die unexpectly?" Tomorrow is promised to know man, Therefore prepare to meet thy God!
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Matthew24.(NIV) 4Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. 5For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,[a]' and will deceive many. 6You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8All these are the beginning of birth pains.

9"Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13but he who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.

15"So when you see standing in the holy place 'the abomination that causes desolation,' spoken of through the prophet Daniel—let the reader understand— 16then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains. 17Let no one on the roof of his house go down to take anything out of the house. 18Let no one in the field go back to get his cloak. 19How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! 20Pray that your flight will not take place in winter or on the Sabbath. 21For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now—and never to be equaled again

[link to www.biblegateway.com]

The birth pangs are upon us. We have weeks, perhaps months. But the time to prepare yourself to receive the Lord is now. Make no mistake, you will be receiving the Lord...either by welcoming Him, or by rejecting Him.
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"No Man Knows the Day or Hour..."
Because it doesn't exist. There was no Rapture, as history books and records state (as of 3186 AD). The Christian Rapture never happened. And nobody cares or even askes questions about the subject. Just as nobody talks about the Nazi Holocaust, a very shameful chapter in Pre-Transition Terran History.

Now, the Evacuation can be seen as a sort of Rapture, but a person had to pre-qualify first, and then win a slot through a lottery if they were not in the first tier of being selected...150 years in the Orbital City Ships allowed the New Humanity to get an appeciation for their home world, which they assumed at first was totally lost. The reconstruction, replanting, clean-up, and repopulating with animal life and sentient inhabitants, allowed the surviors to create a culturally ingrained sense of custodianship, respect and ecological/ecumenical responsibility as a people living in harmony with all creation and their relations.

Salvation, as offered from the Divine, always begins with self responsibility, choice and action. Not from praying for Daddy and his Son to miraculously save the supplicants from the consequences generated from the abdication of ones power of self responsibility and the power of ones creation.
 Quoting: Cor'encha Star Kitty 1979


You madame have found some extremely good drugs.
Rarrgh!
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He said, He being JESUS, whom most certainly is still calling a few to him, as it is written.

HE said, Watch therefore, WATCH !
(SIGNS)
Thread: 17P/Holmes - Enigma 'Comet' (Page 261)

Watch because there will be signs, Signs in the Heavens, and in The Earth, and in the Moon, and the Stars.

Clearly, JESUS, knew that some of us, would be able to understand, this in the last days..

Yes, we are seeing many signs, and most all the prophecies have all ready happened.

The wedding super, is for the wise virgins, of the parable, which was made a parable to keep the lukewarm out.

There is no rapture, as told by, The left behind series.

There is only what is in his WORD, and that word rapture, is not there !

The word "rapture" means "Seized", like by a ravinous bird, a dirty bird, an evil of which many of the lukewarm half christians from churchy-Anity, are being deceived.

The worst of which are these two false ways.

Judeo-christians and Catholics !


Yes we can even know the week, if we keep WATCH, but will likely only recognized it upon that week, so keep thyself clean and in prayer, always obeying. The Thou shalt not's !
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Here..seeing as everyone is getting pissed of with the established religions..

I have invented a new one...

The church of IMPENDING DOOM of latter day DEATHS

Below is the holy prayer to be said at each mass...

Mass destruction that is..

Hail DOOM!

Hail DOOM, full of DEATH. The END is with Thee. CURSED art thou among mens corpses, and CURSED is the fruit of thy DOOM, H-BOMBS.

UNHOLY DOOM, Mother of DEATH, DEATH for us sinners, now and at the hour of our DOOOOOOOM!!

AMEN.

And we can open seminaries where we can plumb the DANK DEPTHS of DOOOMOLOGY!!


We will train up accolytes and ordain them in the HIGH ORDER OF FREEDOOMERY!

They will be priests of THE MOST HIGH DOOOOM!!!

Imagine it for a moment...

Confession time...

"Forgive me father for I have sinned"

"What have you done my son?"

"Father....I am SO ashamed...I...I...I helped a neighbour mow their lawn...and to make it worse...I helped a little old lady across the street...and..and...I stooped so low as to donate money to the needy"

"THOSE are serious sins my son...You must say TWENTY HAIL DOOOMS and as pennance I want you to pour ten gallons of old sump oil into a nearby creek and pour diesel all over your neighbours front lawn."

"yes father..I will endevour to spread the DOOM more dilligently from now on"

Let me see...

We will need ten NEW commandments..

Ponder...

Ponder..

AHHHH...here we go..


1)Thou shalt spread THE DOOM with all thine heart and soul and mind.

2)Thou shalt make unto thyselves many enviromental disasters such as oil spills and leaking toxic waste dumps.

3)Thou shalt support the efforts of loggers and slash burners in all thine forests...thus thou shalt hasten the coming of THE DOOM.

4)Thou shalt NOT kill by lead alone but by DU that thou shalt fire out of the ends of your guns. Thus thou shalt smite greatly and in great numbers.

5)Thou shalt pour thine chemicals into waterways and rivers every chance thou shalt get.

6)Thou shalt poison thy neighbours fishpond or swimming pool. Failing this thou shall pour diesel onto thy neighbours gardens.

7)Remember DOOMSDAY..to keep it holy

8)Thou shalt build unto thyselves many armaments and missles and various idols of DOOM and spare NOT their use.

9)Thou shalt kill for no reason and in vast quantities all those who do not follow the sacred ways of THE DOOM.

10)Thou shalt war with thy neighbour...poison all animals...SMITE as often as one can in all thy days upon the earth.

LET US PRAY..


Dear impending DOOM..

Look down upon us lowly servants of DOOM

See that we are trying with all our might to speed your coming.

Merciless and ruthless bringer of death we pray that you might heed our humble call for increased capacity to PUMP OUT THE DOOM in thy unholy name..

We seek only the destruction of all that is living in your name.

For centuries now we have done your work with great success but the end time of DOOM is now here and your coming is NIGH..

Let us we pray be found worth of the most horrible deaths that you in your everlasting mercilessness and undying spite can bestow upon us...your humble servans..

In the name of our most holy DOOM we pray...AMEN.

As grand high priest of THE DOOM I am calling for converts...

Hang on a minute...

The whole fucking WORLD already FOLLOWS the ten commandments of DOOM more or less..

Hmmm..

FINALLY IT HAS BEEN ACHIEVED...

A ONE WORLD RELIGION!!!

And now for todays scripture reading from the unholy book of THE DOOM..

...authorised version...



The Ascension of the cursed impending DOOM unto the Earth
The bringer of DOOM is taken onto the earth. Eternal misery, ceartainty of a miserable Death
3 As a bulldozer among the trees of the woods,
so is THE DOOM among men.
I shudder to rest in his shadow,
and his fruit is poison to my mouth.
4 He brings me into the slaughter hall
and his emblem over me is a jolly roger.
5 Weaken me with poisoned cakes,
revolt me with rotten apples,
for I am faint with sickness.
6 His left hand is under my head
and his right arm disembowels me.
- Song of DOOM 2:3-6
5. The Coronation of THE DOOM as KING of DEATH on Earth
DOOM is crowned KING of Destruction on earth. Devotion to THE DOOM and Final Perseverance, Trust in THE DOOM'S Mercilessness
46 And THE DOOM said,
"My soul proclaims the HORROR of the DOOM
47 my spirit shrivels in death my DOOMER.
48 For he has looked upon his Detructions Thouroughness;
behold, from now on will all ages will be DOOOOOMED!!!."
- Puke 1:46-48
Morinig quiet time.

Our DOOM who doth draw nigh.
Cursed be thy name.
The destruction come
Thy DOOM be done.
On earth as it is ordained
Give us this day our daily DOOM
And deliver us from life
As we also deliver from life all those around us.
And lead us NOT into good intentions
And deliver us from greenies
For thine is the Destruction, the DOOM and the misery..

AMEN!

The grand high PooBah of DOOM calleth all supplicants to the altar of destruction...

Make your DOOM forebodings KNOWN unto the GREAT HIGH DOOM and your requests shall be granted...


ALL HAIL THE DOOM...


There BE much poisonous chemicals about....

Let us SPRAY....
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Except God's two witnesses
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What flavour is the kool aid gonna be?
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It will happen when I AM ready. :)





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