Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/10/2012 01:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. I love thee, o great sandwich, I have no reason to bitch, thy crunchyness, and sweetness, is greatness, with thy spicyness, a bonus, to my senses.
I ordered you with jalepenos, and banana peppers, you knows, for your cranberry orange dressing, needed counterbalance that was sexy.
Now I am full, and will keep you near at heart, for thy bacon hath clogged my arteries slightly, and I am prepared for righteous farts.
But you are worth it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17152779 United States 11/10/2012 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. What's Publix? I don't think we have them in my state. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17090286 United States 11/10/2012 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. What's Publix? I don't think we have them in my state.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17152779 It's a grocery store that specializes in fresh food with an emphasis on customer service for it's sales model. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1622245 United States 11/10/2012 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. When are you going to stop being so gay? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17090286 United States 11/10/2012 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. When are you going to stop being so gay?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1622245 You didn't have a cranberry turkey sandwich for lunch, huh? :ujelly: |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17090286 United States 11/10/2012 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. Bump for the night people that didn't get a cranberry turkey sub, and brofist for the night people who did. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1622245 United States 11/10/2012 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch.
Bump for the night people that didn't get a cranberry turkey sub, and brofist for the night people who did.
Quoting: Leslie Zevo Stop being so gay. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17090286 United States 11/10/2012 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. Bump for the night people that didn't get a cranberry turkey sub, and brofist for the night people who did.
Quoting: Leslie Zevo Stop being so gay. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1622245 Stop being so jelly of my sandwich, man. Just go buy one with your EBT. |
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User ID: 25759364 United States 11/10/2012 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. |
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User ID: 25759364 United States 11/10/2012 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. |
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User ID: 24338672 United States 11/10/2012 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. Beautiful poem! Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17090286 United States 11/11/2012 06:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Ode to the Cranberry Turkey Sub from Publix I just had for lunch. Beautiful poem! Quoting: DOT 2 DOT LOL thanks. It was a good sub. |