I WANT babies

My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...