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Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table.

 
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Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table.
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(BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies.

"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.

The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.

"He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor.

Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids.

"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.

This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.
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Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table.
But it's ok to have sex with animals...go figure.
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Man last week it was a couch fucker...what in the world is going on with all this sudden furniture fucking! Time to start taxing furniture more....seems the Gov't is missing the action on this one!

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dude, dont tell me you missed the pumpkin fucker!!

This story issssss, WTF
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10/05/2012 11:28 PM
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Was it a girl table?


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Seriously wtf is it with boinkin' everything.

Some dude was plowing a couch a couple of weeks ago...
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10/05/2012 11:31 PM
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Hey BooBoo! Let's stick it in the ole Pickanik Baskett.
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With so many child predators out there what should it matter a guy doing strange things in his yard to a table??

Really??
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Man last week it was a couch fucker...what in the world is going on with all this sudden furniture fucking! Time to start taxing furniture more....seems the Gov't is missing the action on this one!
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they should be cellmates.

and work in the prison's carpentry shop making wives.
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Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table.
Well, the table can't consent to having sex, so he deserves to be charged.
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It's (k)not a crime if the table was consenting... banana2
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Well, the table can't consent to having sex, so he deserves to be charged.
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but if the table could have bit him but didn't, he could get off.

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dude cali here im faceing charges for doing it with yogi and a basket..bruttel thes laws i tell ya





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