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I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.

 
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08/20/2012 02:09 AM
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I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt we were both partners in the Amazing Race, and we were lovers.

I didn't even know I was a lesbian.

She was a bit of a jealous bitch though.
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08/20/2012 02:09 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
your shadow
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08/20/2012 02:11 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
your shadow
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22247626


It's possible.

But now I'm wondering if I'm actually a lesbian.
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08/20/2012 02:11 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I was going to give this 5 stars, then realized you were a woman, one star sister, one star.
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08/20/2012 02:12 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I was going to give this 5 stars, then realized you were a woman, one star sister, one star.
 Quoting: fluffycrittermeister


sorry...

shame
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08/20/2012 02:14 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I drempt I left a shirt out in the rain in the driveway. When I looked outside it wasn't a shirt anymore, it was a big pile of drugs and money. I was pissed that all that stuff was getting ruined in the rain and the bills were blowing away. Then I got a phone all from my senile father who told be he'd moved to a country called "Freeland." I had to look it up in the atlases because I never heard of it. Turned out it was a tiny country on the border of North Korea and China. I was amazed there was a new country that I'd never heard of before there. Then I woke up.

I wish I had dreamed about fucking Jessica Simpson instead.
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I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
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08/20/2012 02:17 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I drempt I left a shirt out in the rain in the driveway. When I looked outside it wasn't a shirt anymore, it was a big pile of drugs and money. I was pissed that all that stuff was getting ruined in the rain and the bills were blowing away. Then I got a phone all from my senile father who told be he'd moved to a country called "Freeland." I had to look it up in the atlases because I never heard of it. Turned out it was a tiny country on the border of North Korea and China. I was amazed there was a new country that I'd never heard of before there. Then I woke up.

I wish I had dreamed about fucking Jessica Simpson instead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22271892


chuckle

Dude!
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
 Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++


I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry.
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08/20/2012 02:18 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
 Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++


your anima
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08/20/2012 02:18 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
your shadow
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22247626


It's possible.

But now I'm wondering if I'm actually a lesbian.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I think the Gay Radical Agenda has brainwashed you.

Get over it.
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08/20/2012 02:20 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
 Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++


I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


do what they all do and get a job as a women's fitting room attendant, then you can be one of those creepy old broads that leers at the little girls in their bathing suits.
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08/20/2012 02:21 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
on ya flo

now you can finally marry uncle kivin

if me auntie had balls
she'd be me uncle

or is it the other way around?

if me uncle had balls
he wouldn't be me auntie

:confused:
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08/20/2012 02:36 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I had a dream that I had sex with Rihanna but she had traces of reptilian skin on her. She then sat up and looked me in the eye and said I finally found you, my horus and then I woke up. It was a very real/surreal dream, very bizarre.

About 2 weeks later she came out with the video "where have you been" in which she looked very similar to the way she appears at the beginning and end of the video.

I just found it a strange coincidence.

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08/20/2012 02:37 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
 Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++


I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


do what they all do and get a job as a women's fitting room attendant, then you can be one of those creepy old broads that leers at the little girls in their bathing suits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21982181


perhaps if I were an old hag, but I'm only 36.
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08/20/2012 02:40 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I had a dream that I had sex with Rihanna but she had traces of reptilian skin on her. She then sat up and looked me in the eye and said I finally found you, my horus and then I woke up. It was a very real/surreal dream, very bizarre.

About 2 weeks later she came out with the video "where have you been" in which she looked very similar to the way she appears at the beginning and end of the video.

I just found it a strange coincidence.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22267172


I saw another thread were someone else claims they dreamt they had sex with a celebrity last night also.
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08/20/2012 03:16 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
 Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++


I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Thats a fairly quick acceptance to your new found self.

Brunettes over blondes for me.

Hire a hooker, see if you really are a lesbian, Or do you feel there has to be more emotion and feelings involved in it?
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2012 03:18 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
you are not a lesbian, you were attracted to Jessica Simpson over Homer Simpson, thats all.
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08/20/2012 03:20 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
you are not a lesbian, you were attracted to Jessica Simpson over Homer Simpson, thats all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1505880


She just got bored off waiting for the motherlover that is Seymour.
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08/20/2012 03:34 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I'm Sorry
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08/20/2012 04:00 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
the last person you would want on your team in any type of 'race' would be Jessica Simpson.... Unless of course it was some lesbian race and you were living out your fantasy in the dream state.

chuckle

hf
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08/20/2012 04:14 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
last night I dreamt of Anubis and Icarus,
Much more entertaining !
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08/20/2012 04:16 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
isn't she fatty now?
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08/20/2012 04:39 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
the last person you would want on your team in any type of 'race' would be Jessica Simpson.... Unless of course it was some lesbian race and you were living out your fantasy in the dream state.

chuckle

hf
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Why did my mind go to somewhere dark and hideous when I read 'lesbian race'.

What would a lesbian race entail?
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08/20/2012 04:40 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I didn't even know I was a lesbian.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I did
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08/20/2012 04:42 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I didn't even know I was a lesbian.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I did
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21662845


hahaha.

Of course you did.
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08/20/2012 04:51 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
So what's your fuckin point?
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08/20/2012 05:32 AM
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
So what's your fuckin point?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21454842


Whats YOUR fucking point.

Angry fucking man.





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