I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night. | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22271892 Japan 08/20/2012 02:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wish I had dreamed about fucking Jessica Simpson instead. |
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User ID: 1426914 United States 08/20/2012 02:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22144684 Australia 08/20/2012 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I drempt I left a shirt out in the rain in the driveway. When I looked outside it wasn't a shirt anymore, it was a big pile of drugs and money. I was pissed that all that stuff was getting ruined in the rain and the bills were blowing away. Then I got a phone all from my senile father who told be he'd moved to a country called "Freeland." I had to look it up in the atlases because I never heard of it. Turned out it was a tiny country on the border of North Korea and China. I was amazed there was a new country that I'd never heard of before there. Then I woke up. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22271892 I wish I had dreamed about fucking Jessica Simpson instead. Dude! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 21982181 United States 08/20/2012 02:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man? Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++ I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry. do what they all do and get a job as a women's fitting room attendant, then you can be one of those creepy old broads that leers at the little girls in their bathing suits. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22267172 Canada 08/20/2012 02:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a dream that I had sex with Rihanna but she had traces of reptilian skin on her. She then sat up and looked me in the eye and said I finally found you, my horus and then I woke up. It was a very real/surreal dream, very bizarre. About 2 weeks later she came out with the video "where have you been" in which she looked very similar to the way she appears at the beginning and end of the video. I just found it a strange coincidence. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22144684 Australia 08/20/2012 02:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man? Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++ I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry. do what they all do and get a job as a women's fitting room attendant, then you can be one of those creepy old broads that leers at the little girls in their bathing suits. perhaps if I were an old hag, but I'm only 36. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22144684 Australia 08/20/2012 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a dream that I had sex with Rihanna but she had traces of reptilian skin on her. She then sat up and looked me in the eye and said I finally found you, my horus and then I woke up. It was a very real/surreal dream, very bizarre. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22267172 About 2 weeks later she came out with the video "where have you been" in which she looked very similar to the way she appears at the beginning and end of the video. I just found it a strange coincidence. I saw another thread were someone else claims they dreamt they had sex with a celebrity last night also. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22172382 United Kingdom 08/20/2012 03:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man? Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++ I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry. Thats a fairly quick acceptance to your new found self. Brunettes over blondes for me. Hire a hooker, see if you really are a lesbian, Or do you feel there has to be more emotion and feelings involved in it? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22144684 Australia 08/20/2012 04:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the last person you would want on your team in any type of 'race' would be Jessica Simpson.... Unless of course it was some lesbian race and you were living out your fantasy in the dream state. Quoting: ANHEDONIC Why did my mind go to somewhere dark and hideous when I read 'lesbian race'. What would a lesbian race entail? |
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