80% of the stock market is just friggin computers trading to one another.. will they like monday's EU news?

Yes they'll like it, it is their job to continue the "extend and pretend" program.

They will hold up the illusion of all is well in the financial world until it hits like a brick and they can't hide it anymore.

If you want a timeline, you might call Merkel, Putin and the China president. I'm sure they have a projected date.