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If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die

 
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07/17/2012 10:10 AM
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If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Why do you think sex sells these days and TPTB are so obsessed with sex magick rituals?

The secret is to not have sex or have masturbated your whole life in order to break free from the matrix of our physical reality.

If you have already masturbated or had sex, I'm sorry but you have doomed yourself in this life and have destroyed any chances of being one with the universe when you die.

Maybe in the next life after your re-INCARCERATION you may get another chance to be free - if you abstain from sex or masturbation that is.
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07/17/2012 10:11 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Not if I dont believe it.

Your beliefs lead you down your path.

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Last Edited by Revguard on 07/17/2012 10:11 AM
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07/17/2012 10:13 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Not if I dont believe it.

Your beliefs lead you down your path.

Edit:

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 Quoting: Revguard


bsflag That is a TPTB-sponsored-controlled-opposition New Age belief you have been brainwashed to believe in.
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07/17/2012 10:14 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
WTF are you, a Priest or some shit??

Get a fucking life, this thread is a waste of space and this comment is a waste of my time...
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07/17/2012 10:15 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
WTF are you, a Priest or some shit??

Get a fucking life, this thread is a waste of space and this comment is a waste of my time...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1407277


Even priests are unfaithful.

Because I have abstained from sex and masturbation since I was born, I can see the light.
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07/17/2012 10:16 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Not if I dont believe it.

Your beliefs lead you down your path.

Edit:

:trollfeed:
 Quoting: Revguard


bsflag That is a TPTB-sponsored-controlled-opposition New Age belief you have been brainwashed to believe in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19937662


There really can't be your kind of stupidity out there in the world.. Where the fuck do you people get these crazy ideas from? Who the hell is brainwashing your weak and feeble minds?
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07/17/2012 10:18 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Damn, your balls must hurt like crazy
-GooGooFlexy-
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07/17/2012 10:18 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Guess I'll be seeing you around. And around, and around, and around...ana
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07/17/2012 10:24 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Ah well, that's me stuffed. Right then, back to the masturbation....
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07/17/2012 10:27 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
rofl

the light


lol


i bet you cut your balls too
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07/17/2012 10:29 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
uh huh
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07/17/2012 10:30 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die


Oops... sorry.

Hope you come back as a camel or something because of me.
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07/17/2012 10:33 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
WTF are you, a Priest or some shit??

Get a fucking life, this thread is a waste of space and this comment is a waste of my time...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1407277


Even priests are unfaithful.

Because I have abstained from sex and masturbation since I was born, I can see the light.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19937662


Thats the fuse inside your body....

You're a powder keg ready to blow
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07/17/2012 10:45 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Game over, OP. Thank you for playing. Cum again.

Oh, dang it! Looks like I've done one of those old double entendre things again!

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07/17/2012 10:54 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
WTF are you, a Priest or some shit??

Get a fucking life, this thread is a waste of space and this comment is a waste of my time...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1407277


Even priests are unfaithful.

Because I have abstained from sex and masturbation since I was born, I can see the light.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19937662


You aint living
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07/17/2012 11:07 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Right, God gave us a dick to not use.
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07/17/2012 11:13 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
It was worth it.
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07/17/2012 11:23 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
OP, you'll be back, and the Universe will make you a hot female nymphomaniac. Probably a redhead. ;)
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07/17/2012 11:34 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Why do you think sex sells these days and TPTB are so obsessed with sex magick rituals?

The secret is to not have sex or have masturbated your whole life in order to break free from the matrix of our physical reality.

If you have already masturbated or had sex, I'm sorry but you have doomed yourself in this life and have destroyed any chances of being one with the universe when you die.

Maybe in the next life after your re-INCARCERATION you may get another chance to be free - if you abstain from sex or masturbation that is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19937662


Yes, I belief but only when you made children, you'll reincarnate through your own children offsprings!

Parents => Childrens => Parents => Childrens etc...
Productions => Products

Don't Pro-Create => End of Production! => End of Game => End of Reality => End of Existence => R.I.P => VOID! => REAL FREEDOM OF NON-EXISTENCE!
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07/17/2012 11:36 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
OP, do you sex or masturbate already?
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07/17/2012 11:38 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
OP, how did you disipline yourself? how can I learn to stop?
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07/17/2012 11:50 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Okay first, I think you are lying, anyone who says they have never had any sexual activity at all is LYING

even when you were 10, 11, 12, 13, you never "played with yourself" to discover what your body is?

what about wet dreams - a normal nature thing that occurs to most everyone at one point or another during the younger years

Second, lets say you are telling the truth and you have never had any sexual activity then, I believe that you are sadly insecure about such a fact, and to cool that insecurity and frustration you have come up with this idea that you are super special and will be one of the only ones escaping this realm in death.

You are mistaken.

If you are sexual unmoral than you will have trouble after death.

However, sexual desire and activity is natural and is not negative when done so with care and moderation

Sex is part of life, in fact it is life

You would not be here writing this crap if your parents had not had sex

You are a product of SEX

SEX = Love = LIFE

idiot.
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07/17/2012 01:37 PM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
Does a wet dream count? bartmoon
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07/17/2012 01:37 PM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as OP's gay boyfriend so I can get my dick sucked whenever I want......
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07/17/2012 02:01 PM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
isn't reincarnation what you people want?
since you can't live forever?
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07/17/2012 02:04 PM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
You mean we will never see Stephen Hawking again?
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07/17/2012 02:56 PM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
GOD said, Be fruitful and multiply! How do you try to do this? Sex within marriage is a GOD sent blessing, not a curse.
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
ridiculous. Your own limited beliefs are holding you back, OP. All that matters is mental work, belief, and deconstructing everything you were taught up to know as truth and accept a different path. It doesn't matter what you may or may not have done in life, PERIOD.
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07/17/2012 11:58 PM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
WTF are you, a Priest or some shit??

Get a fucking life, this thread is a waste of space and this comment is a waste of my time...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1407277


Even priests are unfaithful.

Because I have abstained from sex and masturbation since I was born, I can see the light.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19937662


if your parents had done that where would you be?

what a waste of bandwidth.
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07/18/2012 12:01 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
I'm already one with the universe
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07/18/2012 12:02 AM
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Re: If you have already masturbated or had sex, you have doomed yourself in this life and will reincarnate again once you die
If you get a boner, and it rubs against your pants right and it feels good, do you reincarnate?

Tell me now OP! I need to Know! wakeup





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