Any foreign chics need a place to live?

This is half serious and half a joke. Are there any 18-35 year old women oh there in the world who would like to come to America? Im in south Carolina, 20 minutes from the beach, have an awesome dog and can cook. I am quite fond of turkey tacos, video games and sushi. If you're a fan of Kanye West, the Boston red sox, nickelback, the Kardashians or that weird Nordic death metal stuff, this just isn't going to work. If you like shows like the walking dead, breaking bad, lost, archer and the yard, good. Like to play sports, watch movies, work out, shoot guns and do nothing on the beach? Even better. Scared of Fukushima doom? Leave Japan and come here. Want have a girl not a boy baby? Fuck China. Feel like wearing a tank top and shorts instead of a burka? Leave the stone age behind and let your hair down! Sick of all the men being uncircumcised football obsessed drunks? Fuck the queen!

(no hipsters)