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Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?

 
Spittin'Cesium
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Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
I've heard that People who are addicted to Alchohol or Drugs often Prolapse when they are tring to give up their habits,I have been(since Age 0.12reoccurring)a hardcore Slug Addicted,anyway I could have em' I would but I managed to stop for a few Weeks by just Pouring Salt on them..thing is I've progressed to using both Salt and Vinegar and it's become out of control - Like I said,I have definitely fallen on my ass agin and seriously Prolapsed..I don't know what to do..I need a Fizz but know I should'nt but the urge to Fizz is so overwhelming,can anyone advize me on dealing with this Major Prolapse?

Thank you in advance,Bilo.
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I don't understand this at all. who is addicted to slugs?
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I figgerd he was taking the slugs rectally
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
I believe you mean 'Relapse' , but, I do not know what you mean by 'Slugs.'

Slugs are like snails, without a shell. They are considered pests, and are commonly found in garden soil. They are very slimey.

So, is this what you are addicted to? If so, this is ccurious. While I have heard of kids smoking ants to get high, this slug addiction is news to me.

Hmm.

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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
I've heard that People who are addicted to Alchohol or Drugs often Prolapse when they are tring to give up their habits,I have been(since Age 0.12reoccurring)a hardcore Slug Addicted,anyway I could have em' I would but I managed to stop for a few Weeks by just Pouring Salt on them..thing is I've progressed to using both Salt and Vinegar and it's become out of control - Like I said,I have definitely fallen on my ass agin and seriously Prolapsed..I don't know what to do..I need a Fizz but know I should'nt but the urge to Fizz is so overwhelming,can anyone advize me on dealing with this Major Prolapse?

Thank you in advance,Bilo.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium

Try pouring bath salts on them instead of salt.
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I figgerd he was taking the slugs rectally
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This is about what I got out of that as well.
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What a sensationalist.

An alcoholic, fizz, slug eater.
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Wow.

Did you People really believe that the above was a serious post!?

Really..?

I said I was addicted to Slugs and that I fell on my ass and had a Prolapse..I take it you know what that is!?

: )

Sheesh.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Wow.

Did you People really believe that the above was a serious post!?

Really..?

I said I was addicted to Slugs and that I fell on my ass and had a Prolapse..I take it you know what that is!?

: )

Sheesh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


I did also say that I had been an addict since the Age of 0.12reoccurring : )

Oh,my.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Wow.

Did you People really believe that the above was a serious post!?

Really..?

I said I was addicted to Slugs and that I fell on my ass and had a Prolapse..I take it you know what that is!?

: )

Sheesh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


pro·lapse
   [n. proh-laps, proh-laps; v. proh-laps] noun, verb, pro·lapsed, pro·laps·ing.
noun

1. When your head falls into your butt and is stuck there for an indefinite amount of time.
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Silly British humor...tomatotomato
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Wow.

Did you People really believe that the above was a serious post!?

Really..?

I said I was addicted to Slugs and that I fell on my ass and had a Prolapse..I take it you know what that is!?

: )

Sheesh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


pro·lapse
   [n. proh-laps, proh-laps; v. proh-laps] noun, verb, pro·lapsed, pro·laps·ing.
noun

1. When your head falls into your butt and is stuck there for an indefinite amount of time.
 Quoting: gurunade


Pro-Labs - When you have very pretty Labia Majora.

Gurunade - A Soilder who has a history of MDMA use?

: )
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Wow.

Did you People really believe that the above was a serious post!?

Really..?

I said I was addicted to Slugs and that I fell on my ass and had a Prolapse..I take it you know what that is!?

: )

Sheesh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


pro·lapse
   [n. proh-laps, proh-laps; v. proh-laps] noun, verb, pro·lapsed, pro·laps·ing.
noun

1. When your head falls into your butt and is stuck there for an indefinite amount of time.
 Quoting: gurunade


Pro-Labs - When you have very pretty Labia Majora.

Gurunade - A Soilder who has a history of MDMA use?

: )
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


A couple times, sure. MDMA was never really my thing.

And soilder sounds cooler than soldier, I admit.
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Silly British humor...tomatotomato
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Exactly,thank you : )

I was just extremely bored as it is nearly 6:30am here and I had to stay awake all Night..it drove me a little crazy.

Really I should just step away : )
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Wow.

Did you People really believe that the above was a serious post!?

Really..?

I said I was addicted to Slugs and that I fell on my ass and had a Prolapse..I take it you know what that is!?

: )

Sheesh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


I did also say that I had been an addict since the Age of 0.12reoccurring : )

Oh,my.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Well, judging by your chosen avatar, there seemed to be a possibility that mastery of the English language might be lacking. Besides, if you were compromised by some addiction -or, cesium for real- that gibberish would not have seemed so odd, would it?

Anyhoo...no harm done. Reaching out to someone under such circumstances could have been too important to ignore. Glad to see it wasn't real.

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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Wow.

Did you People really believe that the above was a serious post!?

Really..?

I said I was addicted to Slugs and that I fell on my ass and had a Prolapse..I take it you know what that is!?

: )

Sheesh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


I did also say that I had been an addict since the Age of 0.12reoccurring : )

Oh,my.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Well, judging by your chosen avatar, there seemed to be a possibility that mastery of the English language might be lacking. Besides, if you were compromised by some addiction -or, cesium for real- that gibberish would not have seemed so odd, would it?

Anyhoo...no harm done. Reaching out to someone under such circumstances could have been too important to ignore. Glad to see it wasn't real.

5a
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


Please Excuse me if you feel aggrieved by the fact that my original comment was just 6:30am over-tired bunkem - I hounestly thought that it was so,very,very obvious that the situation described was so far beyond possible and the results described there-in just as ludicrous,

i.e:The falling on my ass and suffering a Prolapse I thought,should have been definitely enough rope!?

: )

Sorry,I am going to take some shut eye now..enjoy your Day/Night.

Last Edited by Spittin'Cesium on 06/21/2012 01:47 AM
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
I don't understand this at all. who is addicted to slugs?
 Quoting: Eggifer


"might as well face it, you're addicted to slugs"

chuckle
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
I don't understand this at all. who is addicted to slugs?
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A dyslectic Snail,perhaps?
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Really, I was not being snippy...it's all good. In fact, it was good enough to catch my attention on a boring evening.

Cheers.
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
I've heard that People who are addicted to Alchohol or Drugs often Prolapse when they are tring to give up their habits,I have been(since Age 0.12reoccurring)a hardcore Slug Addicted,anyway I could have em' I would but I managed to stop for a few Weeks by just Pouring Salt on them..thing is I've progressed to using both Salt and Vinegar and it's become out of control - Like I said,I have definitely fallen on my ass agin and seriously Prolapsed..I don't know what to do..I need a Fizz but know I should'nt but the urge to Fizz is so overwhelming,can anyone advize me on dealing with this Major Prolapse?

Thank you in advance,Bilo.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium

Try pouring bath salts on them instead of salt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9102908


I did try that but unfortunately,the Slug jumped up and took a massive bite out of my Uncles' Left-Bumcheek.

: (
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Wow.

Did you People really believe that the above was a serious post!?

Really..?

I said I was addicted to Slugs and that I fell on my ass and had a Prolapse..I take it you know what that is!?

: )

Sheesh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Out of over 200 views, less than thirty replied... so clearly the vast majority of people who read your banal attempt at trolling weren't fooled for a second.

So obviously you sir, suck hole at trying too hard.

Good day.
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Wow.

Did you People really believe that the above was a serious post!?

Really..?

I said I was addicted to Slugs and that I fell on my ass and had a Prolapse..I take it you know what that is!?

: )

Sheesh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Out of over 200 views, less than thirty replied... so clearly the vast majority of people who read your banal attempt at trolling weren't fooled for a second.

So obviously you sir, suck hole at trying too hard.

Good day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18147647


Seriously!?

You think this was my attempt at a Troller : )

Nice one Pardy.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Re: Has Anybody Else ever Prolapsed Whilst Trying to Give Up Slugs?
Wow.

Did you People really believe that the above was a serious post!?

Really..?

I said I was addicted to Slugs and that I fell on my ass and had a Prolapse..I take it you know what that is!?

: )

Sheesh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Out of over 200 views, less than thirty replied... so clearly the vast majority of people who read your banal attempt at trolling weren't fooled for a second.

So obviously you sir, suck hole at trying too hard.

Good day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18147647


I see that you appear to have never posted any thread what-so-ever for at least 1 whole Year under the No. you are posting here with,nice - Cheers for the input.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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I see that you appear to have never posted any thread what-so-ever for at least 1 whole Year under the No. you are posting here with,nice - Cheers for the input.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium



You see wrong.

learn2glp noob.
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you should SHELL out on a shrink mate.

oh hang on, that's snails, isn't it?

ever done the hard stuff?
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Whoa... I thought this thread was going to be about rectal prolapse

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OP, I find your humor hilarious.

Hope you don't sleep tonight either.

See you tomorrow.





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