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So they shipped me my order, and there was a fly in the box that consumed the contents.

The only way I'm making it through the day is with this note pinned to my shirt.

Please freeze dry all your tomatoes this weekend.
Never give up on freedom.. and never forget that you will never be free unless you truly know who you are.. a divine human being with natural God-given rights which no court or officer on any land can take from you.
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Nothing different from the pinned ones.
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I like your cell phone.
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I like your cell phone.
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My cell phone has nothing to do with this...

We've grown apart and I prefer to keep ignoring his blatant narcisism.
Never give up on freedom.. and never forget that you will never be free unless you truly know who you are.. a divine human being with natural God-given rights which no court or officer on any land can take from you.
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Delete and BANE requested in asile 3.
Pickle Suprise!
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04/27/2012 03:13 PM
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This may not be nonsense to you, but it is to me.

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Delete and BANE requested in asile 3.
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What is asile?

Sounds fun.
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04/27/2012 03:15 PM
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Delete and BANE requested in asile 3.
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rofl
Location; Nowhere with nobody
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04/27/2012 03:16 PM
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Reply to this for the hidden message.

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Delete and BANE requested in asile 3.
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What is asile?

Sounds fun.
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It is a silo that was unfinished so they said silentle.
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One time I tubed the corn with a metal netting into the form of liquid. I devoured it with such knowledge that it couldn't be translated into binary. My thought process through a granola bar could have easily been avoided if only I Gatorade the front gate...
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04/27/2012 03:19 PM
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On a scale of 1 - 10, what are the chances of this comment being about binary?
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04/27/2012 03:21 PM
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I reaffirm the virility of the not knowable, objectionable truth of spiralling conundrums. May the left, to the ever glowing rainbows (not by rain though) of oscillating traps of widowmakers.

OH NO!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT?
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I need those messages because my inbox keeps bitching for more!
Never give up on freedom.. and never forget that you will never be free unless you truly know who you are.. a divine human being with natural God-given rights which no court or officer on any land can take from you.
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I reaffirm the virility of the not knowable, objectionable truth of spiralling conundrums. May the left, to the ever glowing rainbows (not by rain though) of oscillating traps of widowmakers.

OH NO!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


Is that you, Mr. Wonka!?

You owe me a new box of gobstoppers you fuck!
Never give up on freedom.. and never forget that you will never be free unless you truly know who you are.. a divine human being with natural God-given rights which no court or officer on any land can take from you.
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I reaffirm the virility of the not knowable, objectionable truth of spiralling conundrums. May the left, to the ever glowing rainbows (not by rain though) of oscillating traps of widowmakers.

OH NO!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT?
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Greenland exists?
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If what I heard about GLP is true, then I'm going to have to make a better marinara sauce.
Never give up on freedom.. and never forget that you will never be free unless you truly know who you are.. a divine human being with natural God-given rights which no court or officer on any land can take from you.
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I reaffirm the virility of the not knowable, objectionable truth of spiralling conundrums. May the left, to the ever glowing rainbows (not by rain though) of oscillating traps of widowmakers.

OH NO!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


Is that you, Mr. Wonka!?

You owe me a new box of gobstoppers you fuck!
 Quoting: VERDICT


YOU QUASI KAMIKAZI TULIP!!

I'll George Soros your mouth trap with a little Bernanke-pepper and trinkly doorstoppers in a world were the music of Noisia makes sense. By the powers half-vested in me, 24% to the amish and the remaining 26% to the squirrels (and the real remaining 40% to the russians) we summon the KONY 2012 kind-like level of campaigning, to expose the JAPANESE IN YOU!!!!

How do you like them gobstoppers?
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I reaffirm the virility of the not knowable, objectionable truth of spiralling conundrums. May the left, to the ever glowing rainbows (not by rain though) of oscillating traps of widowmakers.

OH NO!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


Greenland exists?
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Welcome to the thread of nonsense.
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I reaffirm the virility of the not knowable, objectionable truth of spiralling conundrums. May the left, to the ever glowing rainbows (not by rain though) of oscillating traps of widowmakers.

OH NO!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


Greenland exists?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14761512


Welcome to the thread of nonsense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


Is Greenland north enough to see really good Aureolas?
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04/27/2012 03:40 PM
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You mean Aurora Borealis? Yes, we get to see them once in awhile. Beautiful.
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I reaffirm the virility of the not knowable, objectionable truth of spiralling conundrums. May the left, to the ever glowing rainbows (not by rain though) of oscillating traps of widowmakers.

OH NO!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


Is that you, Mr. Wonka!?

You owe me a new box of gobstoppers you fuck!
 Quoting: VERDICT


YOU QUASI KAMIKAZI TULIP!!

I'll George Soros your mouth trap with a little Bernanke-pepper and trinkly doorstoppers in a world were the music of Noisia makes sense. By the powers half-vested in me, 24% to the amish and the remaining 26% to the squirrels (and the real remaining 40% to the russians) we summon the KONY 2012 kind-like level of campaigning, to expose the JAPANESE IN YOU!!!!

How do you like them gobstoppers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


If there is indeed Japanese in me as you so claim it to expose, then I shall return to my loft and feed the dogs in the neighborhood from the rooftops.

Dogs prefer to be fed from far above.
Never give up on freedom.. and never forget that you will never be free unless you truly know who you are.. a divine human being with natural God-given rights which no court or officer on any land can take from you.
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THE CHAIRS AGAINST THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:tomatoe:
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On a scale of 1 - 10, what are the chances of this comment being about binary?
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0 0 1 1 0 1 1 0
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You mean Aurora Borealis? Yes, we get to see them once in awhile. Beautiful.
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No, I spelled it right, Aureola.

We get to see them once in a while here too. Beautiful. Usually come in pairs.
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I reaffirm the virility of the not knowable, objectionable truth of spiralling conundrums. May the left, to the ever glowing rainbows (not by rain though) of oscillating traps of widowmakers.

OH NO!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


Greenland exists?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14761512


Welcome to the thread of nonsense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


Is Greenland north enough to see really good Aureolas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14761512


Ahahah! Good laugh... good laugh.

Now I must regain my composure cuz I'm at work.
Never give up on freedom.. and never forget that you will never be free unless you truly know who you are.. a divine human being with natural God-given rights which no court or officer on any land can take from you.
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OP - my brother lives in Kearns.
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I reaffirm the virility of the not knowable, objectionable truth of spiralling conundrums. May the left, to the ever glowing rainbows (not by rain though) of oscillating traps of widowmakers.

OH NO!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


Is that you, Mr. Wonka!?

You owe me a new box of gobstoppers you fuck!
 Quoting: VERDICT


YOU QUASI KAMIKAZI TULIP!!

I'll George Soros your mouth trap with a little Bernanke-pepper and trinkly doorstoppers in a world were the music of Noisia makes sense. By the powers half-vested in me, 24% to the amish and the remaining 26% to the squirrels (and the real remaining 40% to the russians) we summon the KONY 2012 kind-like level of campaigning, to expose the JAPANESE IN YOU!!!!

How do you like them gobstoppers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


If there is indeed Japanese in me as you so claim it to expose, then I shall return to my loft and feed the dogs in the neighborhood from the rooftops.

Dogs prefer to be fed from far above.
 Quoting: VERDICT

Quid Pro Quo.
You mean Aurora Borealis? Yes, we get to see them once in awhile. Beautiful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15147898


No, I spelled it right, Aureola.

We get to see them once in a while here too. Beautiful. Usually come in pairs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14761512


roflroflroflrofl
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OP - my brother lives in Kearns.
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Right on! I live in downtown SLC.

Tell him hi for me.
Never give up on freedom.. and never forget that you will never be free unless you truly know who you are.. a divine human being with natural God-given rights which no court or officer on any land can take from you.
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If anyone needs a hug, Fridays at Burger King are your best shot.
Never give up on freedom.. and never forget that you will never be free unless you truly know who you are.. a divine human being with natural God-given rights which no court or officer on any land can take from you.





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