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gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/30/2012 02:23 PM
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gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
So I'm 22 years old and there's this old cat lady neighbor of mine who is quite good looking, she's single, i know she's down to f*ck, and it's her birthday this week so I was wondering what a 55 year old hot blonde chick would want?

she seems like the very sensitive, sensual and romantic type. maybe some incense or some house warming gift...thinking something quirky from bed bath and beyond...what are your thoughts?

and nothing stupid like lingerie items. maybe something cool from spencer's if it's a funny one
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03/30/2012 02:24 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
A strip-o-gram
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03/30/2012 02:25 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
A black dildo?
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03/30/2012 02:27 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
A leather bound bible?
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03/30/2012 02:29 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Make dinner for her. This lady attention not any gift you give. I have been in your shoes. She isnt interested in dating, so be nice and touch her and make her feel young and beautiful.
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03/30/2012 02:29 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Polydent
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Polydent
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*Polident....oops
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03/30/2012 02:30 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
butt plug set
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03/30/2012 02:31 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Fix a flat, KY, and barry white 8 track
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03/30/2012 02:33 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
KY
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1532160


by the gallon
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03/30/2012 02:35 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Booze and make her laugh.

Fastest way into her panties.
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03/30/2012 02:36 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Anything from this page! dribble
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03/30/2012 02:38 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Fix a flat, KY, and barry white 8 track
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1532160


lmao
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03/30/2012 02:43 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
An oversized card and slip a not-too-raunchy porno CD in with the card. Make it appear as a gag. If she mentions it after the first bottle of Cab, you are golden!

Just remember: Pics or it didn't happen.

We will need a full report.

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03/30/2012 02:44 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Thanks for the giggles!


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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Wear some of this and it won't matter what you get her...

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03/30/2012 02:47 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
a nice ceiling fan for her bedroom.





























for the hot flashes
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03/30/2012 02:49 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
A "gift coupon" that says you will wash her car or do her yard or wash the windows. Attach a cookie.
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03/30/2012 02:57 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Depends?.....
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03/30/2012 03:14 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Knock on her door shirtless and faded jeans, with a bucket in hand and tell her you're gonna wash her car.
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03/30/2012 03:16 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Show up at her door with a basket full of cucumbers.
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03/30/2012 03:34 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Gift card to a day spa.

Make her feel special and wanted.

And you need to take a cold shower, because you have been in daddy's sleazy geezer porn collection again, huh?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/30/2012 04:08 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
love the card idea. thanks guys
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Show up at her front door in your gym workout clothes. Ask her if she wants to work out with you. You could use this phrase: "Would you like to spot for me while I do some pumping?".
If she calls you a freak and slams the door in your face quickly stick your foot in the door and grab her by the hair and drag her outside..... the way the old caveman did it.
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03/30/2012 04:14 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
a stylish wine glass and a bottle of wine
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03/30/2012 04:21 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
You need to dress up a little....

dickhead

And then she will be like....

moist

Last Edited by Baldrick on 03/30/2012 04:24 PM
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03/30/2012 04:26 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
A nice guy who will treat her with respect.
Love & Light...
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03/30/2012 04:27 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
dildo
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03/30/2012 04:28 PM
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Re: gift idea for a 55 year old cougar?
Give her your dick...


Trust me that's all she wants from you.


Maybe some tongue and fingers too...


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