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there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...

 
annoyedandpissedoff
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03/19/2012 11:19 AM
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there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
and it ends up stressing me out thats how fucking annoying this little cunt is.. i believe its an enemy of mine that knows how to shape shift into the little critter.. if i could be bothered going outside and trying to get it i would but it only ends up coming back.. the outside of my yard is dark and hes hard to spot but dam the little fucker is annoying.. i sense some sort of government thing also? do you guys reckon these abc brain fucking bastards have technologies to shape shift into little critters and just be so annoying to piss me off all night and every sound it makes an annoying frequency bad buzzes me? and i know definitely its not a robot or nothing like that but still i feel its a government tool.. i have no doubt its demon that shape shifts but like i said i think its more than that and that their is government activity going along with it.. i mean every time i go out to scare it i can feel its fear and its no fucking possum.. trust me i have strong telepathic abilities and this fucker i know what it is but i just ignore it even though it is right in my head making its noise all fucking night long..
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2012 11:23 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
its probably some kind of omen.

you can either get pissed off by it, or change something in your life and avoid mishap in the future.

just a guess.
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03/19/2012 11:24 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
lol , invite him in and let him sleep with you .
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03/19/2012 11:24 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
Give it a top hat and cane!
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03/19/2012 11:28 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
its probably some kind of omen.

you can either get pissed off by it, or change something in your life and avoid mishap in the future.

just a guess.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8849898


yeh every single night? i mean for months and months now.. but if it was positive i wouldnt sense the amount of fear and negativity that comes from it.. you know what i mean? like im outside and bang as soon iv spotted it it curses at me and disappears.. and if it where some sort of omen it would have to be for me to leave this negative invironment but the only thing that keeps me here is the poverty trap this place has me kind of stuck in and my ways and means of getting paid these days are minimal as im beyond the reality of working to get paid.. but yeh it is such an annoying vibe i cant describe..
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03/19/2012 11:29 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
lol , invite him in and let him sleep with you .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12771861


you want me to give it a beer and make it a fucking meal too?? lol.. crazy ;)
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03/19/2012 11:30 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
yep

hell possum

like demon hell possum cursing your whole houshold and its like maggots and screaming and car wrecks and bad teeth and puss

and possums carry leprosy and rabies

vampire hell possum leper





babe'

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03/19/2012 11:32 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
lol , invite him in and let him sleep with you .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12771861


you want me to give it a beer and make it a fucking meal too?? lol.. crazy ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3670272


They don't taste that good even if you give them alcohol.
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03/19/2012 11:33 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
yep

hell possum

like demon hell possum cursing your whole houshold and its like maggots and screaming and car wrecks and bad teeth and puss

and possums carry leprosy and rabies

vampire hell possum leper





babe'


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12577425


yep totally.. and the funny thing is the little fucker is quite on the ball it seems.. as soon as i start talking about it on the interwebs bang hes gone on the run cause now feels exposed.. the source behind it would torture to death happily.. that is how much energy has built up from having to hear the little bastard for the last ten fifteen months or so.. i dont even know how long its been stalking my house for.. feels like forever..
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03/19/2012 11:34 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
Pics or it din't happen.

coffee4
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03/19/2012 11:35 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
Is this him

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03/19/2012 11:36 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
yep

hell possum

like demon hell possum cursing your whole houshold and its like maggots and screaming and car wrecks and bad teeth and puss

and possums carry leprosy and rabies

vampire hell possum leper





babe'


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12577425


do you know of any tricks i can use to fuck with the little shit?? i feel like plotting something nasty for the little bastard.. see the thing is it is highly psychic and i kind of tripped it out a couple times by imagining a massive owl of mine coming out of know where and tearing it into bits and flying off with it.. it didnt like that projection at all.. made him run.. like now hes fucked off cause he feels exposed but hes somewhere near by just not outside my window as usual..
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03/19/2012 11:39 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
Opposums are the only marsupial left in North America and they have a lifespan of only about 18 months. You should be glad for the company.
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03/19/2012 11:40 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
set out a small bowl of catfood for him, it will give you good karma for helping out an animal who doesn't see very well, and maybe he won't be evil anymore.
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03/19/2012 11:42 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
set out a small bowl of catfood for him, it will give you good karma for helping out an animal who doesn't see very well, and maybe he won't be evil anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12502547


dont you get it? its not just an animal? its a demon that shape shifts into the possum and annoys me all night long.. if i could catch the fucker in its true form i would put so many holes in until it aint fucking breathing or moving no more.. i wanna rip its head apart and burn deep fry the fucker and then i will have peace..
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03/19/2012 11:43 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
thats a sign for a mega earthquake!!!!

ahhh

eq
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03/19/2012 11:44 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
thats a sign for a mega earthquake!!!!

ahhh

eq
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12772575


not yet.. thats only certain if my balls start tingling ;) lol
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03/19/2012 11:45 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
lol , invite him in and let him sleep with you .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12771861


you want me to give it a beer and make it a fucking meal too?? lol.. crazy ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3670272


Yeah lol that would be even better . hf
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03/19/2012 11:46 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
"'Possom of Death"...you're DOOMED!

Seriously, nothing a .22 shell wouldn't take care of...
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03/19/2012 11:47 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
hey poster 12577425 i need some input from you.. you seem to be aware of this thing.. so do you have any ideas for me how to deal with this thing??
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03/19/2012 11:52 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
"'Possom of Death"...you're DOOMED!

Seriously, nothing a .22 shell wouldn't take care of...
 Quoting: Ad Hominem


do you know how fast the little critter takes off.. it is also highly psychic and very shifty.. and its just dark and not really wise to be shooting towards my fence or any where around my house.. plus i got neighbours all around me except for the front.. maybe a trap.. but im sure what ever bait i put in it the little bastard will either totally avoid or replace with something else.. its very shifty and aware of stearing clear of me yet making sure its doing its evil all night long right outside my window knowing i just ignore it till it goes away.. sunrise approaches and the fucker is nowhere to be seen.. im sure its in the sewers by then as i am aware that these kind of demons only come out at night.. and im pretty sure when they are in the sun they combust into a ball of fire or something along those lines.. for real.. iv dealt with many demons and taken out many in my time but this little bastard is just something i take lightly until it gets me to boiling point like earlier..
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03/19/2012 11:54 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
Set a trap, trap the fucker, and the blow it's fucking head off or just throw the whole trap/cage into a creek..
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03/19/2012 11:57 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
lol , invite him in and let him sleep with you .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12771861


you want me to give it a beer and make it a fucking meal too?? lol.. crazy ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3670272


promise him a good mean,add sleeping tablets to it.
Mickeyblue
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03/19/2012 11:59 AM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
You need some serious help here little fella. Counselling for your paranoia and assistance in learning to communicate using language which consists of words with more than four letters that are not so disgusting.
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03/19/2012 12:00 PM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
You need some serious help here little fella. Counselling for your paranoia and assistance in learning to communicate using language which consists of words with more than four letters that are not so disgusting.
 Quoting: Mickeyblue 9806228


hey mickey go fuck yourself ;) ok dipshit? run the fuck along you are not welcome in this thread..
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03/19/2012 12:12 PM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
il tell you one thing guys the glp effect has shook the little fucker right up.. and its pretty good knowing that iv put the little cunt in the web and it has no where to run or hide now really ;) hahaha.. dont forget its just a demon.. now its been discussed and exposed on the interwebs i dont think it appreciates that.. lol
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03/19/2012 12:19 PM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
i say sonics and trickery

course my padre' says don;t talk to demons, but i say , well goid made everything , including like demon hell possums so no sense in getting worked up

oh yeah, trickery and sonics

i liek bear my teeth like a hyena , but once i did that and something in the bushes did not back down, and i was like, oh great, like copperhead death sanke or somethng

so i screamed like a woman and prayed like heel

and then told the padre' - forgive me poare' for i have sinned- hell thing in the bushes and i was like coward man but i was thining even hell thing is from like god so i wanted really to pretend i was scared and i coveted a jewish looking gal during the fish fry

amen

and the padre' is all like- stop saying amen




babe'

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03/19/2012 01:08 PM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
Rabmo could take out 10 guys using only a knife and some twigs and you are bitching about a rat?

Seriously though, if you live in suburbia hit up a Tractor Supply or a Farmers Coop, then buy something to deal with it. If you are in the city call animal control and tell them there is a critter "acting strangely". They will come right out!

Of course, if you are some kinda hippy, you can just use your new possum garbage disposal, it's eco friendly, just like in the Flintstones.

Personally, I'd probably just feed the thing, because give it a week and you will see it pancaked on the street somewhere.
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03/19/2012 01:16 PM
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lol , invite him in and let him sleep with you .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12771861


lol do it!
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03/19/2012 04:03 PM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
.22 or live trap from tractor supply or local feed supply with cat food in it. Take it out in the country and let it go. If you catch a skunk walk slowly toward trap with a tarp and cover it. Pick the trap up slowly and throw it in a garbage can full of water.
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03/19/2012 04:05 PM
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Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise...
This is the craziest fuckig thing i ever read.
I like it!





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