there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3670272 United States 03/19/2012 11:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... its probably some kind of omen. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8849898 you can either get pissed off by it, or change something in your life and avoid mishap in the future. just a guess. yeh every single night? i mean for months and months now.. but if it was positive i wouldnt sense the amount of fear and negativity that comes from it.. you know what i mean? like im outside and bang as soon iv spotted it it curses at me and disappears.. and if it where some sort of omen it would have to be for me to leave this negative invironment but the only thing that keeps me here is the poverty trap this place has me kind of stuck in and my ways and means of getting paid these days are minimal as im beyond the reality of working to get paid.. but yeh it is such an annoying vibe i cant describe.. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12577425 United States 03/19/2012 11:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... yep hell possum like demon hell possum cursing your whole houshold and its like maggots and screaming and car wrecks and bad teeth and puss and possums carry leprosy and rabies vampire hell possum leper babe' |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3670272 United States 03/19/2012 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... yep Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12577425 hell possum like demon hell possum cursing your whole houshold and its like maggots and screaming and car wrecks and bad teeth and puss and possums carry leprosy and rabies vampire hell possum leper babe' yep totally.. and the funny thing is the little fucker is quite on the ball it seems.. as soon as i start talking about it on the interwebs bang hes gone on the run cause now feels exposed.. the source behind it would torture to death happily.. that is how much energy has built up from having to hear the little bastard for the last ten fifteen months or so.. i dont even know how long its been stalking my house for.. feels like forever.. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3670272 United States 03/19/2012 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... yep Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12577425 hell possum like demon hell possum cursing your whole houshold and its like maggots and screaming and car wrecks and bad teeth and puss and possums carry leprosy and rabies vampire hell possum leper babe' do you know of any tricks i can use to fuck with the little shit?? i feel like plotting something nasty for the little bastard.. see the thing is it is highly psychic and i kind of tripped it out a couple times by imagining a massive owl of mine coming out of know where and tearing it into bits and flying off with it.. it didnt like that projection at all.. made him run.. like now hes fucked off cause he feels exposed but hes somewhere near by just not outside my window as usual.. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3670272 United States 03/19/2012 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... set out a small bowl of catfood for him, it will give you good karma for helping out an animal who doesn't see very well, and maybe he won't be evil anymore. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12502547 dont you get it? its not just an animal? its a demon that shape shifts into the possum and annoys me all night long.. if i could catch the fucker in its true form i would put so many holes in until it aint fucking breathing or moving no more.. i wanna rip its head apart and burn deep fry the fucker and then i will have peace.. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3670272 United States 03/19/2012 11:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... "'Possom of Death"...you're DOOMED! Quoting: Ad Hominem Seriously, nothing a .22 shell wouldn't take care of... do you know how fast the little critter takes off.. it is also highly psychic and very shifty.. and its just dark and not really wise to be shooting towards my fence or any where around my house.. plus i got neighbours all around me except for the front.. maybe a trap.. but im sure what ever bait i put in it the little bastard will either totally avoid or replace with something else.. its very shifty and aware of stearing clear of me yet making sure its doing its evil all night long right outside my window knowing i just ignore it till it goes away.. sunrise approaches and the fucker is nowhere to be seen.. im sure its in the sewers by then as i am aware that these kind of demons only come out at night.. and im pretty sure when they are in the sun they combust into a ball of fire or something along those lines.. for real.. iv dealt with many demons and taken out many in my time but this little bastard is just something i take lightly until it gets me to boiling point like earlier.. |
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Mickeyblue User ID: 9806228 United States 03/19/2012 11:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... You need some serious help here little fella. Counselling for your paranoia and assistance in learning to communicate using language which consists of words with more than four letters that are not so disgusting. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3670272 United States 03/19/2012 12:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... You need some serious help here little fella. Counselling for your paranoia and assistance in learning to communicate using language which consists of words with more than four letters that are not so disgusting. Quoting: Mickeyblue 9806228 hey mickey go fuck yourself ;) ok dipshit? run the fuck along you are not welcome in this thread.. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12577425 United States 03/19/2012 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... i say sonics and trickery course my padre' says don;t talk to demons, but i say , well goid made everything , including like demon hell possums so no sense in getting worked up oh yeah, trickery and sonics i liek bear my teeth like a hyena , but once i did that and something in the bushes did not back down, and i was like, oh great, like copperhead death sanke or somethng so i screamed like a woman and prayed like heel and then told the padre' - forgive me poare' for i have sinned- hell thing in the bushes and i was like coward man but i was thining even hell thing is from like god so i wanted really to pretend i was scared and i coveted a jewish looking gal during the fish fry amen and the padre' is all like- stop saying amen babe' [youtube] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12439924 United States 03/19/2012 01:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... Rabmo could take out 10 guys using only a knife and some twigs and you are bitching about a rat? Seriously though, if you live in suburbia hit up a Tractor Supply or a Farmers Coop, then buy something to deal with it. If you are in the city call animal control and tell them there is a critter "acting strangely". They will come right out! Of course, if you are some kinda hippy, you can just use your new possum garbage disposal, it's eco friendly, just like in the Flintstones. Personally, I'd probably just feed the thing, because give it a week and you will see it pancaked on the street somewhere. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12539903 United States 03/19/2012 04:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: there is this evil possum thats outside my window all night long making this annoying fucking noise... .22 or live trap from tractor supply or local feed supply with cat food in it. Take it out in the country and let it go. If you catch a skunk walk slowly toward trap with a tarp and cover it. Pick the trap up slowly and throw it in a garbage can full of water. |
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