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So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!

 
FirstTime W.W.W.
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So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
Hello. I am 57 and brand new to the famous World Wide Web!

I was terrified of the world wide web for many, many years because I thought it would turn everyone into emotionless robots who never talk to each other in person anymore. It would make everyone yell at each other and be harmful to society around us.

But this has not happened and it was my family that finally convinced me that I should not be afraid of this wonderful technology. They say it has become the best way to stay connected and to learn about the world.

So hello to all of you "web users." It is so neat to talk to you all!

What do you best use this wonderful technology for? What is the "cool" thing to do on it. I have a lot of catching up to do! Any help would be appreciated.
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03/17/2012 05:14 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
lol

funny title op

lol
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03/17/2012 05:18 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
Mostly we use this wonderful technology to hurl insults at each other.

scheming

You're in a dark and dank corner of the internets here.
Not a place for beginners.




SO FUCK OFF!!!!

granny
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03/17/2012 05:22 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
Mostly we use this wonderful technology to hurl insults at each other.

scheming

You're in a dark and dank corner of the internets here.
Not a place for beginners.




SO FUCK OFF!!!!

granny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12653123


This is FirstTimer's wife. I'm a veteran of this site.

And this was completely out of line. We were video taping this historic day for FirstTimer and this was exteremly uncalled for, BITCH!

You have just re-enforced FirstTimer's fears about modern society and the internet.

Drop dead BITCH.
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03/17/2012 05:27 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
You didn't tell him about the affair did you.
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03/17/2012 05:28 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
Mostly we use this wonderful technology to hurl insults at each other.

scheming

You're in a dark and dank corner of the internets here.
Not a place for beginners.




SO FUCK OFF!!!!

granny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12653123


This is FirstTimer's wife. I'm a veteran of this site.

And this was completely out of line. We were video taping this historic day for FirstTimer and this was exteremly uncalled for, BITCH!

You have just re-enforced FirstTimer's fears about modern society and the internet.

Drop dead BITCH.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


lol.. and by responding as such, you are showing her how to become emotionally compromised by words of a stranger, further contributing to the endless web-hate.
Step one: grow a shell.
FirstTime W.W.W. (OP)
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03/17/2012 05:30 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
What is "web-hate" ?
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03/17/2012 05:41 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
yer a total liar byraway , your first time ever on the W.W.Intermesh ? and straight to GLP ? Oh right , nae mention of awe the porn sites ye went tae first ? Aye right , sure man.
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03/17/2012 05:44 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
Mostly we use this wonderful technology to hurl insults at each other.

scheming

You're in a dark and dank corner of the internets here.
Not a place for beginners.




SO FUCK OFF!!!!

granny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12653123


This is FirstTimer's wife. I'm a veteran of this site.

And this was completely out of line. We were video taping this historic day for FirstTimer and this was exteremly uncalled for, BITCH!

You have just re-enforced FirstTimer's fears about modern society and the internet.

Drop dead BITCH.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


first timer has no place here.
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03/17/2012 05:45 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
OP, your ID number says that you posted on GLP 2 weeks ago.

Thread: The Bay Area is shaking...

bsflag
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03/17/2012 05:46 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
Mostly we use this wonderful technology to hurl insults at each other.

scheming

You're in a dark and dank corner of the internets here.
Not a place for beginners.




SO FUCK OFF!!!!

granny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12653123


This is FirstTimer's wife. I'm a veteran of this site.

And this was completely out of line. We were video taping this historic day for FirstTimer and this was exteremly uncalled for, BITCH!

You have just re-enforced FirstTimer's fears about modern society and the internet.

Drop dead BITCH.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503




ohhh go fuck yourself cunt


granny
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03/17/2012 05:49 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
What is "web-hate" ?
 Quoting: FirstTime W.W.W. 11297503


you know that comment your wife made.."drop dead BITCH !" That would be an example of web-hate.

Welcome to the W.W.W. FirstTimer !

Enjoy your stay! hiding
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03/17/2012 05:53 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
Welcome aboard O.P. but I have to say GLP is not where I would start. This site has almost as many trolls as 4chan. Pick something you have an interest in and find a hobby board. Or google "tv tropes" hours of entertaining pop culture references done in a very cool tornado style site architecture. Finally there is always youtube. There is something for everyone there.

Good luck!
Manage your own affairs that is enough for one life. May your path be free of tyranny.
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03/17/2012 06:03 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
First thing I show newbies is Google Earth Street View... and how to use Google Search to ask questions so they don't have to keep asking me.

After that they usually want a tutorial on downloading movies! What is the world coming to?

Follow your interests and check out anything you find or hear about...

Have fun
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03/17/2012 06:14 AM
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Re: So Groovy! After holding out for lik 18 years, this is my first time on the famous world wide web!
bsflag bsflag bsflag

First time on the web and you end up writing about it on GLP?

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