I told my friends girfriend I was hung like a horse.

Need a pic to answer that.

Fag

...not your pickle...

Go in the garage, close the door, and start the truck. Thats about what you're worth. Give it ten or fifteen minutes.

Either get a strap on or tell her you meant hung like a Shetland Pony.

Apologize and keep your mouth shut in the future... nobody cares how horsey you are.

face down ass up get on that pussy and have her close the legs , then hit it you like you mean it with an up angle thrust. nail that g spot and make her squeal like a pig and bark like bitch dog in heat . luvin every minute of it

If she's 8.5 + hit it like the guy above me said, film it, tell you're friend she's a whore then email the vid.

He'll shake your hand later. This bitch can't be trusted.

rocking horse

Your girlfriend wants to go out with you? How is that possible?

And this is how you treat your friends? Are you both liberal about the cats that come calling?

disappoint her run your small pecker up in her at least you'll get to nut and she'll know you're a fucking lying piece shit.

And we wonder how the Japanese incurable gonorrhea will spread.

Hung like a mare.

Tell her she didn't let you finish

You tried to tell her hung like a horsefly

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Hung like a miniature horse huh? Impressive...

Hung like a Horse but with the brains of an ASS........

tell her that you meant you often dream that you are hung like a horse thief

Unlrss you are a black guy she immediately knew that you were a fucking liar.......

Admit that you lied and she will need a magnifying glass to find it.

3 inches is not hung

Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 03/14/2012 10:17 PM

hung like a horse sleeping standing up zzzzzz

Wow. Some friend you are.

Shut your lying mouth and let your boy have his woman.

Remember you're dyslexic.
It is I am smart as a horse and hung like Einstein. Got it.

Wake up. Get out of bed, have breakfast and start your day like normal.