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How do YOU open a banana?

 
Kaylee

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GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME!
Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit.

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Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad.

Even the mods are lying jerk offs.
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I know some here may think this bananana opening thing is over rated. Well it's not. Once I had to take one to the machine shop where they had to torch it open, and in the process the dang thing detonated.... blew the roof right off the shop. We were all standing there dazed and with scorched faces and hair.... and smoking so....
abomb
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GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME!
Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit.

tissue
 Quoting: Kaylee


Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad.

Even the mods are lying jerk offs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11086453


I'm trying to get enough to renew my account for next month.
I don't want to be spending them all on getting rid of bad karma because people are completely fucking nuts.
I figure I have two choices.
Never post, except for in the Green Room, since I am incapable of not being crude or sexual or anything in between, or go balls out, and give up on my dream of having good karma.
I haven't decided yet.
 Quoting: Kaylee


Just lapse into being an AC.
I was a paying member and my green was almost maxed.
But the stalkers, negative karmatards, and a couple of the mods just made me throw it all in.
No point. ACs have all the advantages.

MMFWCL btw.
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are u freaking kidding me?

Nobody knew about this?
putin


This is how u get taught everywhere to open a Banana.


I can't believe Americans are the only ones that didn't know this.. but then again... they always do things the other way.

America is the reverse of this world.
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are u freaking kidding me?

Nobody knew about this?
putin


This is how u get taught everywhere to open a Banana.


I can't believe Americans are the only ones that didn't know this.. but then again... they always do things the other way.

America is the reverse of this world.
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What country are you in/from? Your flag says America.
Kaylee

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GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME!
Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit.

tissue
 Quoting: Kaylee


Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad.

Even the mods are lying jerk offs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11086453


I'm trying to get enough to renew my account for next month.
I don't want to be spending them all on getting rid of bad karma because people are completely fucking nuts.
I figure I have two choices.
Never post, except for in the Green Room, since I am incapable of not being crude or sexual or anything in between, or go balls out, and give up on my dream of having good karma.
I haven't decided yet.
 Quoting: Kaylee


Just lapse into being an AC.
I was a paying member and my green was almost maxed.
But the stalkers, negative karmatards, and a couple of the mods just made me throw it all in.
No point. ACs have all the advantages.

MMFWCL btw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11086453

I've been an AC for a while. A friend on here got me a month subscription. I kept getting temp bans for stuff I didn't know I couldn't say. Like the N bomb but with an aaaa on the end, lol. Not meant to be racist. I'm not racist. And also trying to link pics to imgur. Also the sweeping mass IP bans always getting me...It's frustrating.

And hooooooly shit, MFCL ninjer!hugs
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Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad.

Even the mods are lying jerk offs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11086453


I'm trying to get enough to renew my account for next month.
I don't want to be spending them all on getting rid of bad karma because people are completely fucking nuts.
I figure I have two choices.
Never post, except for in the Green Room, since I am incapable of not being crude or sexual or anything in between, or go balls out, and give up on my dream of having good karma.
I haven't decided yet.
 Quoting: Kaylee


Just lapse into being an AC.
I was a paying member and my green was almost maxed.
But the stalkers, negative karmatards, and a couple of the mods just made me throw it all in.
No point. ACs have all the advantages.

MMFWCL btw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11086453

I've been an AC for a while. A friend on here got me a month subscription. I kept getting temp bans for stuff I didn't know I couldn't say. Like the N bomb but with an aaaa on the end, lol. Not meant to be racist. I'm not racist. And also trying to link pics to imgur. Also the sweeping mass IP bans always getting me...It's frustrating.

And hooooooly shit, MFCL ninjer!hugs
 Quoting: Kaylee


Whoop whoop!
hugs
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Let's give Kaylee some good karma!hf
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02/19/2012 05:47 PM
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I peel bananas like a Monkey. I down bananas like a Fag.

Good times. :)
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Kaylee

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02/19/2012 05:51 PM
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Let's give Kaylee some good karma!hf
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Kaylee

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02/19/2012 05:52 PM
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I peel bananas like a Monkey. I down bananas like a Fag.

Good times. :)
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O_O

Tell me more
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deep in thought

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02/19/2012 05:55 PM
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Firstly you don't , do not peel a banana . You find a well hung Englishhhh man , a bit like me , yer know what I'm saying , right? Then you UNZIP my banana from the top down . And if, you've done it right, it WILL spring right into your inviting wet mouth, enjoy .
Knowing sometimes is not good for you lol
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02/19/2012 06:00 PM
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I peel bananas like a Monkey. I down bananas like a Fag.

Good times. :)
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Its called "deep throating" !


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What I thought this was the first thing Obama was supposed to teach America after he took office?
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What I thought this was the first thing Obama was supposed to teach America after he took office?
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HAHA, right, because you think Obama's a monkey. It has nothing to do with him being "black", right?

...
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Kaylee

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02/19/2012 06:57 PM
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Thasss racissss
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Thasss racissss
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Precisely.
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
i just use my teeth and bite about 1/4th of it off then peel it back
If it's a circle peg, into a square hole... bang harder. Sometimes in order for the blind to see, one who takes no sides has to wedge themselves right in the middle of all sides.

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What does this have to do with anybody being the son of god for? The banana you see there wouldn't even exist without humans.
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Did you ever think that the fruit from the Tree of "Good and Evil" might have been a banana instead????

Hummmmm? What can you do with an apple but eat it..

damnedbdancebdancebdancespeedbananspeedbananspeedbananbananabananaspeedbananltanaltana


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smile_kiss

Let's see, you can use many methods to get the fruit outta banana...



Last Edited by Alesiah on 02/19/2012 07:16 PM
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02/19/2012 07:17 PM
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I guess some primates are smarter than others;)dasbier
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My dogs eat banana peels. They love them. Never would have thought....
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Well Holy Shit!
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
The call of the!!!Banana
Come mister tally man, came talley me banana

This makka me wanna dance..


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02/19/2012 07:29 PM
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Let's give Kaylee some good karma!hf
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Done!!!
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This thread smells faggy.
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?

I always make it feel hot, warm and juicy and after some time the banana opens up themselve because she wants to open up.

And if she is open, the banana doesn't want to be eaten right away. The banana wants to feel like a banana and the banana likes being a banana.

And bananas really like to be treated as a banana, the banana wants to be respected, in this moment the banana likes that all the world is a banana.

Thats the moment you start eating the banana, and it is good. It is then that bananas become one with the world and beyond, slowly but surely.

And once bananas are in the world beyond this world, everytime, and je jure sur la tête de ma mêre, they start singing and dancing in the moulin rouge.


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Oh lawdy! C'est très chaud!
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What does this have to do with anybody being the son of god for? The banana you see there wouldn't even exist without humans.
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Did you ever think that the fruit from the Tree of "Good and Evil" might have been a banana instead????

Hummmmm? What can you do with an apple but eat it..

damnedbdancebdancebdancespeedbananspeedbananspeedbananbananabananaspeedbananltanaltana


IC4U
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I always thought the fruit in the bible was actually supposed to be a pomegranate.
I danno.
And thaaaaaaaaanksssss for the karma! I'll get you back too when I can. I think I might have already gotten yellow smiley girl this week.
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Let's give Kaylee some good karma!hf
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Done!!!
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:) :hf:
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With my pussay
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