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Kaylee
User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME! Quoting: Kaylee Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit. Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad. Even the mods are lying jerk offs. I'm trying to get enough to renew my account for next month. I don't want to be spending them all on getting rid of bad karma because people are completely fucking nuts. I figure I have two choices. Never post, except for in the Green Room, since I am incapable of not being crude or sexual or anything in between, or go balls out, and give up on my dream of having good karma. I haven't decided yet. When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
DGN
User ID: 4572292 United States 02/19/2012 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know some here may think this bananana opening thing is over rated. Well it's not. Once I had to take one to the machine shop where they had to torch it open, and in the process the dang thing detonated.... blew the roof right off the shop. We were all standing there dazed and with scorched faces and hair.... and smoking so.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11086453 United States 02/19/2012 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME! Quoting: Kaylee Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit. Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad. Even the mods are lying jerk offs. I'm trying to get enough to renew my account for next month. I don't want to be spending them all on getting rid of bad karma because people are completely fucking nuts. I figure I have two choices. Never post, except for in the Green Room, since I am incapable of not being crude or sexual or anything in between, or go balls out, and give up on my dream of having good karma. I haven't decided yet. Just lapse into being an AC. I was a paying member and my green was almost maxed. But the stalkers, negative karmatards, and a couple of the mods just made me throw it all in. No point. ACs have all the advantages. MMFWCL btw. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11086453 United States 02/19/2012 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | are u freaking kidding me? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8275087 Nobody knew about this? This is how u get taught everywhere to open a Banana. I can't believe Americans are the only ones that didn't know this.. but then again... they always do things the other way. America is the reverse of this world. What country are you in/from? Your flag says America. |
Kaylee
User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME! Quoting: Kaylee Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit. Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad. Even the mods are lying jerk offs. I'm trying to get enough to renew my account for next month. I don't want to be spending them all on getting rid of bad karma because people are completely fucking nuts. I figure I have two choices. Never post, except for in the Green Room, since I am incapable of not being crude or sexual or anything in between, or go balls out, and give up on my dream of having good karma. I haven't decided yet. Just lapse into being an AC. I was a paying member and my green was almost maxed. But the stalkers, negative karmatards, and a couple of the mods just made me throw it all in. No point. ACs have all the advantages. MMFWCL btw. I've been an AC for a while. A friend on here got me a month subscription. I kept getting temp bans for stuff I didn't know I couldn't say. Like the N bomb but with an aaaa on the end, lol. Not meant to be racist. I'm not racist. And also trying to link pics to imgur. Also the sweeping mass IP bans always getting me...It's frustrating. And hooooooly shit, MFCL ninjer! When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11086453 United States 02/19/2012 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11086453 Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad. Even the mods are lying jerk offs. I'm trying to get enough to renew my account for next month. I don't want to be spending them all on getting rid of bad karma because people are completely fucking nuts. I figure I have two choices. Never post, except for in the Green Room, since I am incapable of not being crude or sexual or anything in between, or go balls out, and give up on my dream of having good karma. I haven't decided yet. Just lapse into being an AC. I was a paying member and my green was almost maxed. But the stalkers, negative karmatards, and a couple of the mods just made me throw it all in. No point. ACs have all the advantages. MMFWCL btw. I've been an AC for a while. A friend on here got me a month subscription. I kept getting temp bans for stuff I didn't know I couldn't say. Like the N bomb but with an aaaa on the end, lol. Not meant to be racist. I'm not racist. And also trying to link pics to imgur. Also the sweeping mass IP bans always getting me...It's frustrating. And hooooooly shit, MFCL ninjer! Whoop whoop! |
linda***
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XenVal
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Kaylee
User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 05:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I owe you when I power up later. When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
Kaylee
User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | O_O Tell me more When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
deep in thought
User ID: 11085720 United Kingdom 02/19/2012 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Firstly you don't , do not peel a banana . You find a well hung Englishhhh man , a bit like me , yer know what I'm saying , right? Then you UNZIP my banana from the top down . And if, you've done it right, it WILL spring right into your inviting wet mouth, enjoy . Knowing sometimes is not good for you lol |
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XenVal
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Kaylee
User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 06:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thasss racissss When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
XenVal
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Soliloquy
User ID: 9699674 United States 02/19/2012 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i just use my teeth and bite about 1/4th of it off then peel it back If it's a circle peg, into a square hole... bang harder. Sometimes in order for the blind to see, one who takes no sides has to wedge themselves right in the middle of all sides. To whom it may concern; You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile, posts, and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student, or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this account are private and legally privileged and confidential information meant only for the ones to whom any correspondence was proffered to, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE |
Alesiah
(OP) User ID: 11031998 United States 02/19/2012 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What does this have to do with anybody being the son of god for? The banana you see there wouldn't even exist without humans. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10445206 Did you ever think that the fruit from the Tree of "Good and Evil" might have been a banana instead???? Hummmmm? What can you do with an apple but eat it.. Last Edited by Alesiah on 02/19/2012 07:23 PM |
Alesiah
(OP) User ID: 11031998 United States 02/19/2012 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let's see, you can use many methods to get the fruit outta banana... Last Edited by Alesiah on 02/19/2012 07:16 PM |
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Alesiah
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Cryin Wont Help Ya
User ID: 1039548 United States 02/19/2012 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I always make it feel hot, warm and juicy and after some time the banana opens up themselve because she wants to open up. And if she is open, the banana doesn't want to be eaten right away. The banana wants to feel like a banana and the banana likes being a banana. And bananas really like to be treated as a banana, the banana wants to be respected, in this moment the banana likes that all the world is a banana. Thats the moment you start eating the banana, and it is good. It is then that bananas become one with the world and beyond, slowly but surely. And once bananas are in the world beyond this world, everytime, and je jure sur la tête de ma mêre, they start singing and dancing in the moulin rouge. Oh lawdy! C'est très chaud! |
Kaylee
User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What does this have to do with anybody being the son of god for? The banana you see there wouldn't even exist without humans. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10445206 Did you ever think that the fruit from the Tree of "Good and Evil" might have been a banana instead???? Hummmmm? What can you do with an apple but eat it.. I always thought the fruit in the bible was actually supposed to be a pomegranate. I danno. And thaaaaaaaaanksssss for the karma! I'll get you back too when I can. I think I might have already gotten yellow smiley girl this week. When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
Kaylee
User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :) :hf: When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
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