Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 2,486 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,421,157
Pageviews Today: 2,373,014Threads Today: 951Posts Today: 16,909
10:08 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 9861862
United States
02/16/2012 07:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
There are some unreal pics on the site so be sure to check that out....

I am going to just highlight a few points of the article, but u must read the article....I am really in shock.....

Architecture student André Ford has proposed a new system for the mass production of chicken that removes the birds' cerebral cortex so that they don't experience the horrors of being packed together tightly in vertical farms.

Ford goes a step further and proposes a "Headless Chicken Solution". This would involve removing the cerebral cortex of the chicken to inhibit its sensory perceptions so that it could be produced in more densely-packed conditions without the associated distress. The brain stem for the chicken would be kept intact so that the homeostatic functions continue to operate, allowing it to grow.

After this "desensitisation", the chickens could then be stacked into huge urban farms with around 1,000 chickens hooked up to each large vertical frames -- a little like the network of pods the humans are connected to in The Matrix. The feet of the chickens would also be removed in order to pack more in. There could be dozens of these frames in the vertical farming system, which Ford refers to as the Centre for Unconscious Farming.

[link to www.wired.co.uk]
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 9861862
United States
02/16/2012 07:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
bump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10531782
United States
02/16/2012 07:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
un-fucking-real
Monstrum

User ID: 10922286
Croatia
02/16/2012 07:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Lord,have mercy...
Isaiah 44:22 I have swept away your offenses like a cloud, your sins like the morning mist. Return to me, for I have redeemed you."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2132785
United States
02/16/2012 07:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
We belong in hell if this becomes reality
Monbazillac

User ID: 8958455
Italy
02/16/2012 07:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
another step in horror land, oh my angry
DaKine

User ID: 1528091
United States
02/16/2012 07:52 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
I just puked a little.....sick and disgusting.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1484071
United States
02/16/2012 07:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Fine, I'll be the first one to tell you that this makes me hungry.
WildFlower

User ID: 10930032
United States
02/16/2012 07:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Just because "we can", doesn't mean that "we should".blink

hayseed

cow
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10771535
United States
02/16/2012 07:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
things far more monstrous and bizarre await!
DaKine

User ID: 1528091
United States
02/16/2012 07:54 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Just because "we can", doesn't mean that "we should".blink

hayseed

cow
 Quoting: WildFlower


Gosh...........EXACTLY........sheesh! What a jacked up world.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 9861862
United States
02/16/2012 07:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
things far more monstrous and bizarre await!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10771535


Ya, if its gonna be done with chickens....
Valeria

User ID: 5318924
United States
02/16/2012 07:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Wait, what? They worried about the chicken feeling pain? LOL
TRUTH its the new hate speech. "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." George Orwell
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 7050959
United Kingdom
02/16/2012 07:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
I think its better for the chickens, less stressful, poor people need to eat cheap chickens thats what has driven this. Its all about $$ you can pack more in this way.Crazy idea but not totally a bad one.
Levski

User ID: 318585
Bulgaria
02/16/2012 07:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
my fucking gosh
Noah was a conspiracy theorist too, until it started raining.
Valeria

User ID: 5318924
United States
02/16/2012 07:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
I just puked a little.....sick and disgusting.
 Quoting: DaKine

TRUTH its the new hate speech. "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." George Orwell
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1322804
United States
02/16/2012 08:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
wow
Spitting Into The Wind

User ID: 2055495
United States
02/16/2012 08:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
The nutritional value will drop despite the junk they pump into them.
Pa resident1

User ID: 10641508
United States
02/16/2012 08:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
There are some unreal pics on the site so be sure to check that out....

I am going to just highlight a few points of the article, but u must read the article....I am really in shock.....

Architecture student André Ford has proposed a new system for the mass production of chicken that removes the birds' cerebral cortex so that they don't experience the horrors of being packed together tightly in vertical farms.

Ford goes a step further and proposes a "Headless Chicken Solution". This would involve removing the cerebral cortex of the chicken to inhibit its sensory perceptions so that it could be produced in more densely-packed conditions without the associated distress. The brain stem for the chicken would be kept intact so that the homeostatic functions continue to operate, allowing it to grow.

After this "desensitisation", the chickens could then be stacked into huge urban farms with around 1,000 chickens hooked up to each large vertical frames -- a little like the network of pods the humans are connected to in The Matrix. The feet of the chickens would also be removed in order to pack more in. There could be dozens of these frames in the vertical farming system, which Ford refers to as the Centre for Unconscious Farming.

[link to www.wired.co.uk]
 Quoting: V-Honey


Evil, insane, inhumane and disgusting!!

5a
"When you don't keep your word, you lose credibility and trustworthy friends"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10890247
Ireland
02/16/2012 08:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
We belong in hell if this becomes reality
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2132785



hahahah too late we are there

you guys have no idea how really bad things are
theDtrain

User ID: 3760046
United States
02/16/2012 08:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
WTF!!

If I have a dream tonight about being vertically farmed I'm comign after you V
Facts are stubborn things;
and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts
danwa

User ID: 1522311
United States
02/16/2012 08:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Chickens are bird brains. Now that new avatar, that's something to talk about!
DaKine

User ID: 1528091
United States
02/16/2012 08:04 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
We belong in hell if this becomes reality
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2132785



hahahah too late we are there

you guys have no idea how really bad things are
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10890247


Well, we are here at GLP, so we do have some idea, but is there something else we should know?
Aiyanna

User ID: 10921408
United States
02/16/2012 08:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Omg...This hurt my heart. verysad
Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.

Chief Seattle, 1854

When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

Cree Prophecy

"Our land is everything to us... I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives." - John Wooden Leg, Cheyenne

You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of your grandfathers.
So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin.
Teach your children what we have taught our children, that the earth is our mother.
Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth.
If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves. ~Iroquois~
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 9861862
United States
02/16/2012 08:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
WTF!!

If I have a dream tonight about being vertically farmed I'm comign after you V
 Quoting: theDtrain


:bigchuckle:
Aiyanna

User ID: 10921408
United States
02/16/2012 08:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Doom
Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.

Chief Seattle, 1854

When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

Cree Prophecy

"Our land is everything to us... I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives." - John Wooden Leg, Cheyenne

You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of your grandfathers.
So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin.
Teach your children what we have taught our children, that the earth is our mother.
Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth.
If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves. ~Iroquois~
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 9861862
United States
02/16/2012 08:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Omg...This hurt my heart. verysad
 Quoting: Aiyanna


I KNOW!!!!! Hi5 aiyanna!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1371801
United States
02/16/2012 08:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Brave new world indeed.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2986879
United States
02/16/2012 08:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
humans next

gasp
DaKine

User ID: 1528091
United States
02/16/2012 08:09 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
Doom
 Quoting: Aiyanna


Awwwww, everything is all better now!
hf
Lastcall
User ID: 10861419
United States
02/16/2012 08:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: MATRIX-style Vertical Chicken Farming.....unreal....
I have just one question




"How is this going to affect the price of Chicken McNuggets?"




Mmmmmmmmmm.......chicken.





GLP