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How Cats Control You with a Parasite - Toxoplasmosis and Its Effects

 
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lol , the human digestive track is full with parasites :p
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SO WHAT?!?


Some of you people are completely and totally missing the point on this one.


I guess you're not infected with toxoplasmosis, or it might actually click with you.


I'm gonna start a club. You're not invited!
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pregnant people, and people with AIDS and other immune disorders shouldn't even be around cats because of this op..

I was told during my last 3 months of pregnancy to stay away from kitty litter, where this bacteria grows
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Another thing that it does in rodents is to make them fearless... around cats.

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Toxicplasmosis is what makes liberals liberal.

They do have a sickness, it's physical, and it comes from cats and each other.

What we need in the world, is a vaccine for this organism, and liberalism will die out.

Liberalism =

American Democrats (mostly left)
Socialism (in general)
Communists

(but not Anarchists, those guys aren't sick)
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Is it wrong that it moved?

By it, I mean at the mention of cats my brain wanted to crawl out of my head...
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Another thing that it does in rodents is to make them fearless... around cats.

damned
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EXACTLY. You get it man.

It makes them fearless SO THAT THEY WILL BE EATEN AND THE PARASITE WILL BE CONSUMED AGAIN BY THE CAT (so it can reproduce)!!!

This is verified FACT.

So what the fuck?!?!

What is the purpose behind all this? In my opinion, there's got to be a reason.

Folks, we have blown this whole cat thing WIDE THE FUCK OPEN.
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Is it wrong that it moved?

By it, I mean at the mention of cats my brain wanted to crawl out of my head...
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I was twitching and breaking into cold sweats while I was writing up/researching the OP!!!

Like something within me was screaming that I had BETRAYED IT!!!
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Another thing that it does in rodents is to make them fearless... around cats.

damned
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EXACTLY. You get it man.

It makes them fearless SO THAT THEY WILL BE EATEN AND THE PARASITE WILL BE CONSUMED AGAIN BY THE CAT (so it can reproduce)!!!

This is verified FACT.

So what the fuck?!?!

What is the purpose behind all this? In my opinion, there's got to be a reason.

Folks, we have blown this whole cat thing WIDE THE FUCK OPEN.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


:wordcat:

Zombie parasites are freaky...

There's a wasp that inserts it's larvae into spiders... the spiders then stop building webs & build a cocoon for the *future* adult wasp... which will kill the spider after.

Tons of em like that here: [link to discovermagazine.com]

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He's evil.. Tellin us to stay away from teh kittees n shit
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There are species of lice that only live on the human body. There's even two of them, because the lice that wants to live on your head are a different species from the ones that want to live between your legs.

This just tells us NATURE ABHORS VACUUM, as they used to say.

Every viable niche is soon occupied by some lifeform. Even the really stupid niches. The niche of "exploiting the fact humans find cats cute, and will easily get one if nudged just a little bit" couldn't stay unoccupied for long; some parasitic critter just had to claim it as its own.

My personal favorite example of nature filling silly niches is the tiny eco-system that exists in old books. The "book lice" eat the black letters, and other critters who also live between the pages survive by hunting the book lice.
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Holy crap! I love books. Not anymore I guess.
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Be careful admitting you might have toxoplasmosis on the internet.

There is research to suggest it may be related to paranoid schizophrenia, you might end up in a white van.
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He's evil.. Tellin us to stay away from teh kittees n shit
stoner
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Whatever bitch!

I'm a woman!

Read my fucking posts!

I've ALWAYS been a cat person.

ALWAYS loved cats.

I was even nicknamed the "CATWOMAN".

I said I still want a cat.

BUT AT LEAST NOW I KNOW FUCKING WHY.
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01/20/2012 05:28 AM
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"To Summarize:
Toxoplasmosis is a life-long parasitical infection. Symptoms can reoccur throughout the life of the host and have physical and psychological effects. And who knows what the fuck else."

You forgot to mention that 99.9% of people will never have any other symptoms during their lifetime, after initial infection. This rarely causes any problems in humans beyond mild flu-like symptoms, and the biggest source of infection in many countries is not cats, but handling of raw meat.

Stop trying to create panic.
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01/20/2012 05:31 AM
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FINALLY !!!

A plausible explanation for the LOLCAT phenomenon.
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01/20/2012 05:34 AM
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Stop trying to create panic.
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GO FUCK YOURSELF, IDIOT SHILL.

OR AT LEAST READ THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING THREAD FIRST, YOU LAZY WORTHLESS FUCKING MAGGOT.



:flipoffnan::flipoffnan::flipoffnan:




The physical/mental effects of toxoplasmosis are GENERALLY not a big deal, in my opinion...

 Quoting: Mister Obvious




IT MAKES YOU LOOK FUCKING STUPID.
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Stop trying to create panic.
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Never underestimate the common housecat... never.

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As far as i know it mostly affects small mammals like mice and rats, it removes fear of the enemy.

So for small mammals it´s easier to be prey for Cats.

But i also heard Humans that are affected take more risks aswell, in thinks like driveing etc. they usally drive faster and more agressive.
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My father was living alone so my sister got him a cat from the humane society. His name was mercury and he quickly became the boss. Well to make a long story short, he acquired another cat as did I and my mother and also one of my uncles.
We all had canines throughout are lives and never even considered cats till Mercury arrived.
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lol , the human digestive track is full with parasites :p
 Quoting: Doomwaffles



SO WHAT?!?


Some of you people are completely and totally missing the point on this one.


I guess you're not infected with toxoplasmosis, or it might actually click with you.


I'm gonna start a club. You're not invited!
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Can I join your club? I was diagnosed 20 years ago. Just like you wrote, a mandibular lymph node swelled, I had symptoms like mono. After a 10 day anti-biotic regimen I've been asymptomatic (or so I thought) ever since. It could explain why I'm tired all the time...
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." ~
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My father was living alone so my sister got him a cat from the humane society. His name was mercury and he quickly became the boss. Well to make a long story short, he acquired another cat as did I and my mother and also one of my uncles.
We all had canines throughout are lives and never even considered cats till Mercury arrived.
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I Love my cats!!



However ~ when I was in the 7th grade, I did have to have a lymph node removed. Everybody was worried it was Hodgkins ~ but, it turned out to be Cat Scratch Fever! LoL When the Dr. told me that ~ I thought he was joking! I'd only ever heard the Ted Nugent song & didn't know it was a real disease cool2kittykitty
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I Love my cats!!



However ~ when I was in the 7th grade, I did have to have a lymph node removed. Everybody was worried it was Hodgkins ~ but, it turned out to be Cat Scratch Fever! LoL When the Dr. told me that ~ I thought he was joking! I'd only ever heard the Ted Nugent song & didn't know it was a real disease cool2kittykitty
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I Love my cats!!



However ~ when I was in the 7th grade, I did have to have a lymph node removed. Everybody was worried it was Hodgkins ~ but, it turned out to be Cat Scratch Fever! LoL When the Dr. told me that ~ I thought he was joking! I'd only ever heard the Ted Nugent song & didn't know it was a real disease cool2kittykitty
 Quoting: SeekingWisdom


catdance
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LoL! Cute Kitty!
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Can I join your club? I was diagnosed 20 years ago. Just like you wrote, a mandibular lymph node swelled, I had symptoms like mono. After a 10 day anti-biotic regimen I've been asymptomatic (or so I thought) ever since. It could explain why I'm tired all the time...
 Quoting: LaniJane


Very interesting re: the submandibular node... this is where it's always effected me as well!!! Thanks for your story and further verification.



I Love my cats!!

However ~ when I was in the 7th grade, I did have to have a lymph node removed. Everybody was worried it was Hodgkins ~ but, it turned out to be Cat Scratch Fever! LoL When the Dr. told me that ~ I thought he was joking! I'd only ever heard the Ted Nugent song & didn't know it was a real disease
 Quoting: SeekingWisdom


Thanks for this post... wonder why cats are so savage toward our lymph nodes? What have our lymph nodes ever done to them??

hmm
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Can I join your club? I was diagnosed 20 years ago. Just like you wrote, a mandibular lymph node swelled, I had symptoms like mono. After a 10 day anti-biotic regimen I've been asymptomatic (or so I thought) ever since. It could explain why I'm tired all the time...
 Quoting: LaniJane


Very interesting re: the submandibular node... this is where it's always effected me as well!!! Thanks for your story and further verification.



I Love my cats!!

However ~ when I was in the 7th grade, I did have to have a lymph node removed. Everybody was worried it was Hodgkins ~ but, it turned out to be Cat Scratch Fever! LoL When the Dr. told me that ~ I thought he was joking! I'd only ever heard the Ted Nugent song & didn't know it was a real disease
 Quoting: SeekingWisdom


Thanks for this post... wonder why cats are so savage toward our lymph nodes? What have our lymph nodes ever done to them??

hmm
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I should say ~ mine was submandibular as well ~ looked like I had a golf ball under my chin :(
The doc explained that the bacteria from scratching around in the litterbox transfers from their claws to our skin & since lymph nodes are our filters & major line of defense ~ voila!

STILL Love my cats though! :) I should post pics of them red_heart
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First, if these posts upset you then you are already infected with toxoplasmosis and probably have no hope of recovery. You are already controlled by "them".

You can identify toxoplasmosis victims by their rabid liberalism. You say that's crazy? Then why do most rabid liberals insist on housing complexes for cats, yet allow homeless people on the street?

Cats are nasty creatures that shit in your house and yet you love them. If your child shit in a box in your house you would scold them. Why? The toxoplasmosis is controlling you.
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Grew up with cats, have two cats now - never had any problems with toxoplasmosis. Not once.
A voice of reason in a world of woo-woos.
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Grew up with cats, have two cats now - never had any problems with toxoplasmosis. Not once.
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I know you from way back CB...


You're definitely not the type to let this into your psyche...


But then again, if your cat has ever been an 'outside cat', and if you've ever cleaned a litter box...


Then chances are, you're just in denial, buddy...


And that's okay. That means it's working...


damned


Really. There's nothing to be scared of.


Surrender yourself...


It will all be okay.







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A pertient question:
What the fuck is REALLY up with cats?? Did the Egyptians (worshipped cats) know something we clearly haven't fully caught onto yet? Is anyone else freaked out and slightly disturbed right now?







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Interesting thread, OP. 5 stars and PIN suggestion for bringing this up again.

Sounds like the toxoplasmode parasite is mind controlling and might have been used in this sense in ancient Egypt. Like they use fluoride in the water supply now to keep the masses under control.

The Governments must know the effects of toxoplasmose gondii and they serve their aims. Ever wondered why we have to pay taxes for dogs, but no for cats (in Germany ) and why cats are allowed to enter every property and you can't do anything against it, but dogs arent't? Why there is no legal action possible against cat owners who let their cats do and kill whatever they want, even protected species?
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Good for the parasite because I will not stop adopting cats! I LOVE CATS. Just adopt one more kittie 2 weeks ago hehehehe
And it's not only the cats transmiting the disease!!!!
"Transmission may occur through:

Ingestion of raw or partly cooked meat, especially pork, lamb, or venison containing Toxoplasma cysts. Infection prevalence in countries where undercooked meat is traditionally eaten has been related to this transmission method. Tissue cysts may also be ingested during hand-to-mouth contact after handling undercooked meat, or from using knives, utensils, or cutting boards contaminated by raw meat.[16]
Ingestion of contaminated cat feces. This can occur through hand-to-mouth contact following gardening, cleaning a cat's litter box, contact with children's sandpits, or touching a leach, and can survive in the environment for over a year.[17]

Cats excrete the pathogen in their feces for a number of weeks after contracting the disease, generally by eating an infected rodent. Even then, cat faeces are not generally contagious for the first day or two after excretion, after which the cyst 'ripens' and becomes potentially pathogenic.[18]"
[link to en.wikipedia.org]





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