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WTF happened to all the cane toads?

 
Baldrick

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01/16/2012 05:39 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
just give us our fkn money and stop dik pulling i dont care how you give it to me fk just hand it over i wasnt born under a fkn rock i have super computers at my power and are ready to use them XD
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Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
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01/16/2012 05:43 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
yeah I had about 4...this year. then again just up the road still playing toad in the hole. havent seen that many toad road kills yet.
havent seen one in the middle of the road trying to take me out hahaha these days nor have I put a shoe on with one in it hahah...yeah game of golf seems to be out. have mowed for weeks and never saw a toad trying to get out from the yard.. or hide from me mowing.
yeah walk to the milkbar, iga no toad squished on the road,always on the road never the footpath or drive way.
smart toad. I have seen more spiders and cockies ...
Quanta
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01/16/2012 05:43 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
Normally at this time of year my yard is crawling with toads.
It's even been raining.
Last night I couldn't find one bloody toad.
Weird?
 Quoting: Zero Point


Have you been cutting them up for bait ZP?
 Quoting: mr2


ZP has been called to duty by a stripper with a frying pan.
 Quoting: Baldrick


Actually i escaped to give blood.
Im now drinking a beer at the woodchoppers in mudg...
Er.... still donating....
 Quoting: Zero Point


Should be careful you two .. some of us know which exit that is off of the M1.

Just kidding .. love your banter .. carry on.

wait ... this thread was about cane toads. I recall having seen none beachside

In the Main.

;)
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01/16/2012 05:45 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
just give us our fkn money and stop dik pulling i dont care how you give it to me fk just hand it over i wasnt born under a fkn rock i have super computers at my power and are ready to use them XD
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Message received. Initiate phase 1.
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Having super computers without the brains to use them makes them really expensive boat anchors.
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01/16/2012 05:46 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
Several years back there were scientific reports that the amphibians were being killed off by some ultraviolet wavelengths. In texas up until the late 60's there were "horned frogs" all over the place. They were a texas institution like armadillos. I haven't seen any in 30 years. The ordinary frogs, bull frogs seem to be almost gone now. Up until the eary 80's there would be millions of birds flying around in huge groups in this part of texas this time of year. There are almost none at all now. Even the black birds and crows are dwindling.
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01/16/2012 05:52 AM
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Have you been cutting them up for bait ZP?
 Quoting: mr2


ZP has been called to duty by a stripper with a frying pan.
 Quoting: Baldrick


Actually i escaped to give blood.
Im now drinking a beer at the woodchoppers in mudg...
Er.... still donating....
 Quoting: Zero Point


Should be careful you two .. some of us know which exit that is off of the M1.

Just kidding .. love your banter .. carry on.

wait ... this thread was about cane toads. I recall having seen none beachside

In the Main.

;)
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520

Main location locked in. Initating.
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
Baldrick

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01/16/2012 05:53 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
just give us our fkn money and stop dik pulling i dont care how you give it to me fk just hand it over i wasnt born under a fkn rock i have super computers at my power and are ready to use them XD
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Message received. Initiate phase 1.
 Quoting: Baldrick


Having super computers without the brains to use them makes them really expensive boat anchors.
 Quoting: mr2


Roger roger. Anchor sequence initiating.
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
Zero Point  (OP)

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01/16/2012 05:55 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
just give us our fkn money and stop dik pulling i dont care how you give it to me fk just hand it over i wasnt born under a fkn rock i have super computers at my power and are ready to use them XD
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Message received. Initiate phase 1.
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Alpha team reports: The lion sleeps in Denver.
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01/16/2012 05:56 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
just give us our fkn money and stop dik pulling i dont care how you give it to me fk just hand it over i wasnt born under a fkn rock i have super computers at my power and are ready to use them XD
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Message received. Initiate phase 1.
 Quoting: Baldrick


Alpha team reports: The lion sleeps in Denver.
 Quoting: Zero Point


Taodys cover blown. The Ghost with a K is here.

Last Edited by Baldrick on 01/16/2012 05:56 AM
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
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Have you been cutting them up for bait ZP?
 Quoting: mr2


ZP has been called to duty by a stripper with a frying pan.
 Quoting: Baldrick


Actually i escaped to give blood.
Im now drinking a beer at the woodchoppers in mudg...
Er.... still donating....
 Quoting: Zero Point


Should be careful you two .. some of us know which exit that is off of the M1.

Just kidding .. love your banter .. carry on.

wait ... this thread was about cane toads. I recall having seen none beachside

In the Main.

;)
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


Where you at Qanta? I need another couple of names to give up when the camps are being filled....
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01/16/2012 06:01 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
Several years back there were scientific reports that the amphibians were being killed off by some ultraviolet wavelengths. In texas up until the late 60's there were "horned frogs" all over the place. They were a texas institution like armadillos. I haven't seen any in 30 years. The ordinary frogs, bull frogs seem to be almost gone now. Up until the eary 80's there would be millions of birds flying around in huge groups in this part of texas this time of year. There are almost none at all now. Even the black birds and crows are dwindling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 965043


It really is weirding me out now.
Cane toads are pretty tough, I can't imagine what could kill em.
I wacked one with the flat side of a shovel once before I knew how tough.
It flattened out and stuck out its tongue like it was dead and hopped away later...
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Baldrick

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01/16/2012 06:06 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
ZP, tread careful.

Spidey senses man.

There is OPsec in play here.
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
Quanta
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01/16/2012 06:07 AM
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ZP has been called to duty by a stripper with a frying pan.
 Quoting: Baldrick


Actually i escaped to give blood.
Im now drinking a beer at the woodchoppers in mudg...
Er.... still donating....
 Quoting: Zero Point


Should be careful you two .. some of us know which exit that is off of the M1.

Just kidding .. love your banter .. carry on.

wait ... this thread was about cane toads. I recall having seen none beachside

In the Main.

;)
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


Where you at Qanta? I need another couple of names to give up when the camps are being filled....
 Quoting: Zero Point



Not far from the SPIT in their eyes I shall give them as a parting gesture.

Promise you won't dob.?
Zero Point  (OP)

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01/16/2012 06:08 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
ZP, tread careful.

Spidey senses man.

There is OPsec in play here.
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?
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01/16/2012 06:08 AM

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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
ZP, tread careful.

Spidey senses man.

There is OPsec in play here.
 Quoting: Baldrick


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Actually i escaped to give blood.
Im now drinking a beer at the woodchoppers in mudg...
Er.... still donating....
 Quoting: Zero Point


Should be careful you two .. some of us know which exit that is off of the M1.

Just kidding .. love your banter .. carry on.

wait ... this thread was about cane toads. I recall having seen none beachside

In the Main.

;)
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


Where you at Qanta? I need another couple of names to give up when the camps are being filled....
 Quoting: Zero Point



Not far from the SPIT in their eyes I shall give them as a parting gesture.

Promise you won't dob.?
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


LOL. I'm kinda new on the Coast mate, but I think I'm hearin ya.
Balders?
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01/16/2012 06:10 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
You probably scared them away with all cheering and yelling about your stupid cricket team. ohyeah
we're here to go
Zero Point  (OP)

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01/16/2012 06:11 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
You probably scared them away with all cheering and yelling about your stupid cricket team. ohyeah
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Well shit, if we start getting beat again I'll get over run!
Oh well, I'll fire up the lawn mower....
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Baldrick

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01/16/2012 06:12 AM
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Should be careful you two .. some of us know which exit that is off of the M1.

Just kidding .. love your banter .. carry on.

wait ... this thread was about cane toads. I recall having seen none beachside

In the Main.

;)
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


Where you at Qanta? I need another couple of names to give up when the camps are being filled....
 Quoting: Zero Point



Not far from the SPIT in their eyes I shall give them as a parting gesture.

Promise you won't dob.?
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


LOL. I'm kinda new on the Coast mate, but I think I'm hearin ya.
Balders?
 Quoting: Zero Point


Yeah I know it. AC needs to jump on board.
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
Baldrick

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01/16/2012 06:13 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
ZP, tread careful.

Spidey senses man.

There is OPsec in play here.
 Quoting: Baldrick


?
 Quoting: Zero Point


The conversation. $.
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
Zero Point  (OP)

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01/16/2012 06:14 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
ZP, tread careful.

Spidey senses man.

There is OPsec in play here.
 Quoting: Baldrick


?
 Quoting: Zero Point


The conversation. $.
 Quoting: Baldrick


Let's hope!
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
We've had a similar problem here over the last few years actually... but from Fire Ants, not Tarantulas.

Anything that nests on the ground has been targeted.

We once had Quail... no longer.
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Baldrick

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01/16/2012 06:16 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
ZP, tread careful.

Spidey senses man.

There is OPsec in play here.
 Quoting: Baldrick


?
 Quoting: Zero Point


The conversation. $.
 Quoting: Baldrick


Let's hope!
 Quoting: Zero Point


Gut feeling. Talk later.
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
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Where you at Qanta? I need another couple of names to give up when the camps are being filled....
 Quoting: Zero Point



Not far from the SPIT in their eyes I shall give them as a parting gesture.

Promise you won't dob.?
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


LOL. I'm kinda new on the Coast mate, but I think I'm hearin ya.
Balders?
 Quoting: Zero Point


Yeah I know it. AC needs to jump on board.
 Quoting: Baldrick


*Warning* All ACs on my boat are required to swim for help when we run up on sand bars.
Or travel topless if female.
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
Normally at this time of year my yard is crawling with toads.
It's even been raining.
Last night I couldn't find one bloody toad.
Weird?
 Quoting: Zero Point


Isn't that a good thing?
They always make a big deal about not letting them into WA because they are so bad (can't remember why though lol).
I'd be happy they were gone..
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01/16/2012 06:19 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
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Should be careful you two .. some of us know which exit that is off of the M1.

Just kidding .. love your banter .. carry on.

wait ... this thread was about cane toads. I recall having seen none beachside

In the Main.

;)
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


Where you at Qanta? I need another couple of names to give up when the camps are being filled....
 Quoting: Zero Point



Not far from the SPIT in their eyes I shall give them as a parting gesture.

Promise you won't dob.?
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


LOL. I'm kinda new on the Coast mate, but I think I'm hearin ya.
Balders?
 Quoting: Zero Point


Never heard of balders..? I'm talking Main Beach. Balders?

I don't care naming my local. I'm sure if they want my skin they will know where to pick me up. ... Next to the phone i suppose. LOL.
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01/16/2012 06:20 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
Coming in late cos I don't live in a toad climate but that guy with the lower case text, yeah I noticed the puerility.
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
We've had a similar problem here over the last few years actually... but from Fire Ants, not Tarantulas.

Anything that nests on the ground has been targeted.

We once had Quail... no longer.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


We seem to have more snakes and birds than usual.
I can't really quantify that though.
The toads however even have my wife looking at me like I know something after all since I pointed it out to her.
I was kind of counting on them for shtf eatin'....
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Baldrick

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01/16/2012 06:20 AM
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Re: WTF happened to all the cane toads?
"We're going deep and we're going hard"

"Surely you can't be serious"

"I'm serious...and don't call me Shirley"

"Weapons free - tango down in section one-alpha"
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
Baldrick

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01/16/2012 06:21 AM
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Where you at Qanta? I need another couple of names to give up when the camps are being filled....
 Quoting: Zero Point



Not far from the SPIT in their eyes I shall give them as a parting gesture.

Promise you won't dob.?
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


LOL. I'm kinda new on the Coast mate, but I think I'm hearin ya.
Balders?
 Quoting: Zero Point


Never heard of balders..? I'm talking Main Beach. Balders?

I don't care naming my local. I'm sure if they want my skin they will know where to pick me up. ... Next to the phone i suppose. LOL.
 Quoting: Quanta 8795520


We read ya Quanta.
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.





GLP