Christmas Presents Thread - List 'Em - Practical/Traditional/Sentimental/Bizarre

A friend got the forever lazy... that ridiculous footy body sock thing... with the easy access ass flap!

Merry Christmas to Ass Flaps!!

I love hearing about zany presents.

Nope.

Got a bottle of single-malt Scotch, which is fine by me!

Ass-flaps, FTW!

<-----still laughing

Jesus gave me eternal life.......best gift I've ever received.

welllllllllllllllll... I bought myself something really special does that count?

Ok.. it was a "One horse sleigh!!" Just how cool is that?
Its bright shinny black with burgundy velvet seats.. carrys 6 people.

No snow what so ever, but soon I hope.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas, Lisa!

Merry Christmas to you!

What the heck? Did everyone get socks and don't want to talk about it?

I got a diamond ring...



...and socks

:giggler:

I got a BJ.

Practical gifts - a new watch and a very nice crock pot - silly gifts - think geek t-shirt that proclaims "Only You Can Prevent The Zombie Apocalypse" with a zombie Smokey Bear

Silly gift for hubby - a slingshot - we just came in from playing with it.

Practical gift - a synthesizer for voice over work.

Nice day

Merry Christmas all!!

:Dfire:


Most important gift - the two of us got on our knees together and talked to Jesus - amazing how that can change things. Such a blessing!

:blchris:

and

I gave my girlie bird a new iron and a dildo, I said "if you dont like the iron then you can go fuck yourself"

ha ha ha

Well, there's not much to talk about when you received nothing.

I got an Elvin Ring of Power

Blue jewelry! Sweet!

I got an email from a cool chick who knows who I am.
Again.

I think that stands for Butter and Jam. Sandwich ingredients.

Mmmm, sandwich...

I got a new 9mm!

i got cognac and cash - we're a practical family.

I got an M-1 carbine and a case of .30 cal ammo to go with. Guess the wife is starting to believe about the coming SHTF scenarios.