Wierd things you have seen in the woods.

You sound like a really intelligent sort of guy

Not me, but my friend said he saw what looked like a dude taking a dump beside a tree - and as my friend got closer down the trail he realized that it was one guy screwing another guy in the butthole.
"IN THE BUTTHOLE! in the damn butthole. One guy screwing another guy - IN THE BUTTHOLE! "
That's kinda the way he said it to me.
Now, I'm not a Christian, but this seems odd to me that one guy would do that to another. Very odd, in fact.

I remember long time ago when it was on page 20

When foxes mate they scream. It sounds like a human woman being killed. It's very alarming.

Gettysburg right in the middle of the killing fields. Pastor is giving a history lesson in front of me and a crowd of about 30 other Catechism students.

A man in confederate soldiers uniform walks out from behind the pastor (who is standing in front of a open field where we would've seen someone coming.) and corrects the pastor on his facts saying the pastor was incorrect about something and says it really happened a different way. We all stare in dumbfounded silence as the man finishes his gentle chide and walks directly through the group. Upon passing through us the spell is broken and we all turn around to see a second look at him but there is no one there.

Surprisingly no one had any better explanations besides we just saw a ghost. Our tour guide assured us they did not hire people to walk around in costumes and correct facts and that perhaps it was a park guest but doesn't explain how he appeared and disappeared in front of 30 people.

That's for not ratting out the cabin guy.

That's for not ratting out the cabin guy.

Don't let anybody put you down because you have skin problems. We all have problems. With a little make-up I'm sure you could hide those blemishes.

I was alone hiking on a remote part of an island off the coast of Los Angles. Hiked to the top off a mountain and then continued down to a sort of trail/clearing. Found a pentagon with a circle around drawn into the dirt and with a rusted arrow stuck in the middle. The arrow was a modern arrow.

The clearing had a perfect view of Los Angeles but was also hidden by trees if looked at from air or sea.

I have had many hours enjoyment reading this thread and appreciate the time it’s taken for posters to add their story and thus decided to post one of mine. Funny enough this is totally true.

In Wiltshire, England UK, not too far from Stonehenge is an ancient hill top fort. I used to go rabbit hunting in the woods and fields around this area.

Over the months, my hunting partner, a kid, and I had a number of ‘slightly strange’ experiences in that area. But we’d just put it down to illegal night time hunters’ paranoia!

Until the last night we ever went hunting there:
At night, around 2am, we’d been in this field a number of times and the first thing we did was to see where the horses were. It was nearly a full moon so without even using our high powered torches we could see the 3 or 4 horses all standing together in at the end of the field. On the far right. The back of this field had a row of bushes and shrubs, an English hedgerow, about 1000 yards long. This defined the field from the ancient hill top fort.

Confident we’d not accidentally shoot a poor horse, we looked over to the left of the field, away from the horses. It was a very bright night and even without our torches on, we could see the little white flash of fur on the rabbits butts as they hoped merrily around the edge of the field some 200 yards away.

Our mission was to hunt and kill any poor rabbit rotting to bits from myxomatosis.

We were about to stalk our way closer to the rabbits when we both froze as something caught our attention. We have spoken about this incidence since the event and this is the version we both agreed on with 100% unison.

Along the row of bushes and shrubs at the edge of the field we saw a huge ‘shadow’. It was about 250 yards away and it was huge, as least as big as an elephant (or even 2 or 3 elephants) and it was physically pushing against the shrubs and bushes like some massive wind blast.

The moonlit night was so dead calm silent and quiet and without the slightest hint of a breeze so seeing some force push back bushes and the hedgerow with such blatant force was gob smacking, to say the least. More so the accompanying total silence.

This huge shadow thing moved along the hedgerow from left to right quite slowly. Jogging pace for some 500 yards. Somehow we both felt it was ‘showing off’. Meaning we both in retrospect believe it went along the row of shrubs deliberately pushing against them, showing us how much physical energy this ‘invisible’ thing had.

The moment this shadow reached the far right corner where the horses were, all hell broke loose.

The silent night was smashed by all the horse doing mad horse screeching noises and the thunderous sound of wild spooked horses galloping around the moonlit field.

Then I saw one of the horses come galloping straight towards us. We both saw the horse was almost covered in a huge semi transparent blanket that laboured his movement. As the horse thundered up to us it was apparent that shadow thing was now the horse.

The horse stopped inches from us and we were both utterly totally frozen. The horse was totally covered in sweat, dripping in sweat like after a long race or more like it had just been dipped in oil. Thick shaving foam like stuff was pouring from his teeth baring gasping mouth. I remember the look in the horse’s eyes. It looked like the poor thing was dying, like it was burning up within. The eyes and face were all pulled back in look of utter terror, bizarrely with a look of ‘help’...

I am sad in myself that I could not handle this experience. I was just frozen in terror, like that sleep paralysis or something.

If I’d not seen that shadow thing, and the horses just freaked out and one came stampeding towards me I’d have been prepared. First I would have shone my powerful torch right in his eyes, and if that didn’t stop him I’d have given that psycho horse a right good smack on the nose with the heavy club-like torch!

But seeing the shadow move the bushes, the hedgerow, then hit the horses, seeing the one almost slow motion run to us, covered in the thick heavy mud like invisible blanked stuff was off my coping scale.

And thus I was frozen, the poor kid hunting partner was shaking behind my back, the distressed horse was clawing at the ground, and I was simply immobilized by my total and utter fear.

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I traveled most of american and mexican wilderness on foot.I had one of the scariest experience in idaho. While i camped at night,our tent was bombarded by stones.I have heard of bigfoot and was prepared.I just ran away from tent and kept myself hidden.In clear moonlight,i saw male sasquatch making love to female sasquatch.To say i was stunned was understatement.The loud grunts ,cries ran for hours. As i dozed,someone woke me up and said"they do enjoy sex,ain't it?". I saw a pioneer era man wearing period cloths and lichen n moss growing over it.I was going to respond,when he just faded in mist. I sat in crouched position for hours,when something pinched my feet.So i saw,these were human bones.I observed my location n found out i was sitting on indian burial mound.In fact,i was sitting on buried skeleton of indian brave with lots of arrowheads lying around.I thought it was eerie feeling due to blackfoot love making and ghost of ancient white man.But the burial mound gave me creeps.So i decided to move when i was confronted by native indian in full warrior dress and a horse.I was going to say something when he just kicked me in chest and vanished. I ran like gazelle and took.shelter under tree when all the jungle reverberated with cries of women being killed.I thought of serial killers and such.I learnt later:foxes,peacocks,coyotes,mountain lions,bobcats make noise like women. By that time,i was exhausted and just slept when i was awoken by strange growl.I opened my eyes and all hairs on my neck stood up.I saw a wolf like creature walking on 2 feet.It just vanished in seconds.Later i came to know it was called jersey devil.what it was doing i n idaho was a mystery.

I got a special wilderness permit to go into an area in the mountains in CA where they hadn't allowed foot traffic in, in twenty years. There were no trails. It was myself and two other Marines and we did it in exchange for seeing if there was a rare kind of trout in the streams up there. I guess the forest service didn't have anyone who wanted to do it. I'm not sure I was set up with this by a friend. Anyway we hiked for two days with no trails using just a map and compass and on the second day we walked around this huge cliff to find a full on cabin with a lawn and solar power and washer and dryer the whole nine yards all built into the rock face of the cliff. You couldn't see it from above so it had gone unoticed for years. We talked to the guy that lived there and he said we were the first people he had seen hike in, in 14 years. He was a retired helicopter pilot and he had flown all the equipment in by helo. He was squatting on federal land and knew it but didn't seem worried. He said he hikes out every two weeks for supplies by a different route then we came in and he showed it to us. We used that route to get back as he had a trail beaten down so the walking was easier. All in all it was pretty cool. The trout the forest service was looking for were in the creeks so it is still closed to foot travel and we never told the forest service about the old helicopter pilot so I would bet he is still out there.

Walking through a forest in the Northwest and it was raining and I seen two kids dressed all in white sitting next to a pond.. they both looked very sad. The reason it is important noting that is was raining was because they did not appear to be wet... to make it stranger my dog didn't seem to notice them. They both gave me a long cold stare... I looked forward then back and walked about 10 feet then looked back and no one was there.

About 2 years ago in Colorado I went for a short walk to an abandoned quarry, When I walked up the road to it there was a large flat opening of probably 2 or 3 acres. On the right side of the opening was a human form standing perfectly still, Maybe 200 yards away. I stopped and slowly walked backwards the way I came in. I got about half way back to the car and I saw 2 people in camo run from left to right in that opening. I was carrying an ar pistol but optics were off and no round chambered, Never make that mistake again. Anyway, I was spooked for a while after that.

MOAR!!