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Wierd things you have seen in the woods.

 
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Great link, stories from a search and rescue guy.

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What exactly did you do when you saw the bear face to face, what happened and what kind of bear was it and where did you see it?
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When I was a teenager I used to party a lot at a place called American Flats in Virgina City NV. All kinds of weird shit would happen. One night it was only a few of us and no fire. As we sat on some old concrete wall we saw in the distance on a hill what looked like tail lights but bright like brake lights. Odd thing was them going down the hill as if a car was backing up down the hill. We watched it for a few seconds until the red lights separated and began heading towards us until they became bright as bon fires. They made it to the tree line about 300 feet away and went out completely. We investigated the area and found nothing. I could fill a thread with other random shit but that was the strangest event.
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Ive been there. The old graveyard that is separated by races is pretty interesting. Theres alot of history there especially at the old saloons. Lots of abandoned mines too
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Great link, stories from a search and rescue guy.

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Amazing video! Straight out of a David Paulides Missing 411 book.

Embedded the above video. This shit will creep you the fuck out.

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Anybody listen to coast to coast am last night? It was a story about a bow hunter who went hunting with 2 friends up at Cisco Grove in Sierra Nevadas in No. Cal.

He got separated (& lost) from his 2 friends so spent night up in a tree. Saw a light in sky & thought it was a rescue helicopter.

Turned out to be alien spaceship and the aliens tried to climb tree up to him. He dropped things on them (and shot his three arrows at them) so they had a robot come from their ship & gas him. But instead of falling he hung in tree passed out. When he awoke they were gone.

It was two researchers who were writing a book about it on the show with George Knapp but they played tapes from the guy that it happened to.

The researchers said aliens go to mountains/woods to gather plants/animals, etc. I used to live down by Yosemite and a neighbor, old widow, claimed that aliens came down to creek by her house and took wild animals that watered there at night. Every one thought she was nuts but I decided to give her benefit of doubt & checked it out and sure as hell the tracks of animals led up to creek but no tracks leading out.

Scratched my head over that one!
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The 4 corners area is rich with history, ancient and mystical. I have found pottery shards, arrowheads, graves, pectoglyphs, rock art, seen UFO's, graves, skeletons, Native pottery, stone axe heads and so many wonderful things.

Once, while camping/fishing with my children, near a Native american ruin, my son found a very old leg bone (human), and asked me what it was, we buried it quickly away from the camp.

But- while calling predators once near a magical place named Witch Wells, I got somewhat lost. The clouds were thick so I could not see the sun to get directions. I was on a Mesa, so I could not see any land marks due to the Cedar trees (not real cedar trees but that is what we always called them).

I had been seeing large canine tracks everywhere in the soft sand and it was cold and with no wind, so I continued to make calls without much worry about being lost. I sat down in a tree and began calling. I had the feeling something was close and coming in.

Soon, at about 90 yards, I saw him, a very large Gray wolf. Not the Mexican grays that had been re-introduced to the area a few years before, more like a large Alaskan wolf I had only seen on TV and in magazines.

I looked carefully looked through my rifle scope, he had no radio collar, again, not that it mattered, the Mex. Grays in the area were well into their 3rd or 4th Generations, so not all were radio collared.

Killing a wolf is a serious crime, so I was not about to shoot it, but my heart was still pounding in my chest as I looked at him with my scope.

His eyes were locked on my exact location, even though I was wearing camo from head to toe, even my rifle is completely camouflaged and I had not moved at all while calling. It felt like he was looking directly into my soul.

I did not blow the predator call again, but he started coming in anyway, head down ears and eyes and locked on me. I watched him close in to about 50 yards and I yelled "HEY"! He stopped for a short time, then continued towards me a little faster.

Now it was getting serious, so I stood up and yelled again and pulled off my camo head covering, and brought my my rifle up just in case. He still did not stop, so I stepped forward toward him when he got to about 25 yards, he stopped, still staring directly at me. Now, I have to make a choice, do I shoot? He was clearly a wolf, and he was clearly not afraid of me nor was he not going anywhere.

The stand off continued for about a minute, my rifle is up, crosshairs aiming a little high on his head so I would not hit low at the close range, safety off. I then, for some reason, lowered my rifle.

When did, his head came up from its lowered position and he seemed to relax a little. I took a few steps to the side, he did not move toward me, but instead turned to the side and looked in the direction I moved. After a few times moving to the side and him not getting closer, but moving the same direction as I was, I started walking away. He was still walking with me, when I would stop, he would stop, but not look at me, like we were hunting together.

After about a mile and a half, he was just out of reach of my hand on my right side, I reached out to touch him, but he moved just out of my reach. There I was, lost, with a very large wolf walking next to me!

We came to the edge of the Mesa and I caught sight of the steam from a distant power plant, so I knew where my I was and my vehicle was. As we stood there, I noticed the tell-tail signs of an indian ruin on the ground around me. At the very edge of the Mesa, directly between my feet, there was a perfect arrow head resting on the sand.

I picked it up, said a quick thank you to the heavens and walked the 2 miles to my vehicle, the wolf beside. He chased a Jack rabbit from under a cedar, but returned to my side when he lost it.

At my vehicle, I gave him some water and half of my can of Beef stew, we ate, then, he looked toward the north and the mesa, back at me and trotted off. I watched him as long as I could, looked again at the arrowhead I had found and went home.

I later found out that about 10+ years before a man in the area had raised Hybrid wolves, he left the area (or disappeared) and that is probably where this wolf came from?

Hunted the area for years after that and never saw any big tracks again, but had many more adventures.
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Lot of shit threads on GLP these days. This is an oldie but a goody for those bored with Trump and the Anti-Trumps.

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Anybody listen to coast to coast am last night? It was a story about a bow hunter who went hunting with 2 friends up at Cisco Grove in Sierra Nevadas in No. Cal.

He got separated (& lost) from his 2 friends so spent night up in a tree. Saw a light in sky & thought it was a rescue helicopter.

Turned out to be alien spaceship and the aliens tried to climb tree up to him. He dropped things on them (and shot his three arrows at them) so they had a robot come from their ship & gas him. But instead of falling he hung in tree passed out. When he awoke they were gone.

It was two researchers who were writing a book about it on the show with George Knapp but they played tapes from the guy that it happened to.

The researchers said aliens go to mountains/woods to gather plants/animals, etc. I used to live down by Yosemite and a neighbor, old widow, claimed that aliens came down to creek by her house and took wild animals that watered there at night. Every one thought she was nuts but I decided to give her benefit of doubt & checked it out and sure as hell the tracks of animals led up to creek but no tracks leading out.

Scratched my head over that one!
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I once saw a worm as fat as a guys wrist.
Like 18 inches long.
It was fast too.

And ghosts. Seen ghosts, demons, in certain woods.
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Won't read OP because wall of text. Separate the fucking paragraphs for fucks sake. How long have we all been doing this?
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Last summer I was camping alone in the northeast AZ desert. I was gazing up at the stars while drinking my nightly coffee. All of a sudden, a bright light just appeared in the area of the sky where I was looking. Without hesitation, I blinked my flashlight at the object.

In response, the light appeared to drip something that looked like welding slag off of itself down towards the ground. I was not afraid or weirded out, and waved at the object as I shook my head and smiled. After laying down and watching through my tent window, it stayed in the same spot all night until I went to sleep.

On the same trip, one day I saw three large crows fly right over my head, spiral counter-clockwise up into the air, and just disappear in mid-flight. Something like a synchronized magic trick to make me think. It worked. We were never alone.
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Graves are surprisingly common. People think, no one would go here yet often they are just a few hundred yards from the roads. I've been tempted to dig to see if a skeleton or valuables are buried but I would just get the blame so fuck it, let someone else be a hero.

A lot of crime evidence stuff, a bench seat from a truck, looked new except for one bullet hole in it. Bags of women's/girl's clothing. Another site had all the carpeting and plastic from a car thrown out, probably had blood evidence on it.

On a trail I had made though some brush a bear started using it and left a pile of shit, then later a mountain lion took a shit of top of the bear shit and scratched leaves and sticks over it. Of course my dogs took a shit over that so I decided to take a shit there also on top of everyone else's shit.

A different area I saw a mountain lion food cache, pretty cool, they surgically remove the stomach and put in a different pile so the stomach doesn't spoil the meat of the body. This was so fresh the deer leg wasn't stiff at all and the cougar was hiding in the nearby bushes. Next time I went there the cougar tried to sneak into my camp and the zipper on my tent is broken so the door stays open. My little 10 pound dog chased it up a tree and I shot a shotgun in the air and it jumped down and ran away.



There's native american symbolic stuff up in the top of some of the death valley slot canyons.
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Just found this awesome thread! First time posting. My story is relevant to this thread and pretty wild in that it involves a situation which I haven't heard of yet or read from anyone else in similarity to the circumstances of the encounter. It's a long story in my explaining, but I need to tell it in detail.

A little backstory first. I have had unexplained ghost-like situations here and there, and with family members, throughout my life that have nothing to do with the woods. I have not seen anything too bizarre or unexplained in the woods during my lifetime, up until a few years ago... and it wasn't ghost related. At least not from what I could tell. I have always strongly believed in the supernatural world of UFOs, aliens, inter-dimensionals, ghosts, jinn, fairy creatures, govt. conspiracy etc. since childhood - hence my interest in this site. And perhaps the focal point of my story has something to do with aforementioned beliefs.

I will try to be as detailed as possible from what I can remember in order to paint a vivid and clear picture of this encounter... My memory is still pretty fresh, as this happened just a couple years ago... So a few years back. Myself and a few relatives were visiting some other relatives, that live in northern WI, for about a week in late July. We were visiting around the time of the blueberry festival that happens up there. On one of the nice sunny days mid-week (nice and warm outside but not hot). My aunt and I decided to go out on a drive and pick some wild blueberries to bring back home because she wanted to make some blueberry pies, and muffins. The wild blueberries were in season and grow all over the place up there. If you know where to look for them, picking is easy.

We went to a few spots that we had normally gone to in the past and got a number of wild blueberries in our buckets after spending about 20 minutes or so picking, as they practically just fell off the bushes.

There was another area that we knew about that had tons of wild blueberries that my aunt used to go to a lot when she was younger but we haven't been to this area in a number of years (probably since I was around 13) because it was farther out of town down a long dirt/sandy back road that you have to drive down for a while. Then park on the road, and then walk into the woods for a little ways before you get to a kind of clearing where the wild blueberries are. We decided we should go and take a look, and see if we could get even more, because of the way the blueberries were just practically falling off of the bushes. And they were sweet and delicious.

So we leave from our current picking area and drive out to the spot. Now the last time I was there as a teen, I remembered we saw a black bear lumber across the road (as they are all over the place up there) so we were talking about that, and I remember I was saying to my aunt, as we arrived, how 'what if we have to fight some bear in the woods that sneaks up on us while we are picking blueberries?' etc. 'we would have to fight it off or run up a tree, if it came charging at us' etc. (something like that). We laughed about that situation, and that hopefully it wouldn't occur. I always bring a big knife with me at least, because who knows what you will come across or what you might need to do when out in the wilderness. So we pull up to what we remember as being the area, (I still had a good memory of the place based on landmarks) and as my aunt gets out of the car, she starts talking loud at the woods, something to the effect of 'there better not be any bears in those woods because we are coming in there', she clapped her hands and made noise which I thought was amusing but a good idea because you never know. I should also say that this excursion was in the morning some time around 10 o'clock, from my memory we arrived around 10 in the morning . She says 'well maybe we'll see "Big Foot", which is a mild obsession of hers. We laugh briefly and joke about it and whatever else.

But of course now that I mentioned the hypothetical, frightening bear encounters that we might come across. As we are getting the blueberry buckets. My aunt gets nervous and is now thinking twice about going for a small walk into the woods to the spot where we both think we remember where the wild blueberries are. I tell her not to worry and give her a large broken stick that was laying on the ground just in case lmao. I grab another one for myself. Not that a stick or even a knife would do any good against an attack bear. I remember saying something like 'we will just go in for little bit to see if we can find any blueberries, pick a few and then leave' etc. trying to convince her. So she agrees and we walk into the forest.

We walked into the woods for a little ways pretty much in a straight line from where we parked the car. Of course we are always worried about wood ticks and deer ticks but the woods was not overly dense with with grass or low brush. It was more trees, ferns, and larger bushes that you have to walk through before you get to a kind of hill/valley and then the clearing where the wild blueberries are.

So we walk into the woods a ways where you could no longer see the road or car. There is a small natural hill/valley you go up and come down somewhat packed with thin scattered trees, and there is a small shallow creek nearby, and then there is the clearing not much further in from that. I can't really judge the distance from the clearing to the car but it only felt like maybe 5-10 minutes walk/hike. So We get to the clearing and sure enough it is as we remembered it and there are a bunch of wild blueberries all over the place in the sandy ground.

Now this place feels remote but there could be some houses or farms not far from this place but it feels like there is not anyone around for miles. We immediately get to picking. we brought two empty buckets and soon enough we are making progress at filling them up since the blueberries are just falling off the bushes at this place as well.

I can't remember how long we were picking blueberries at this more secluded spot that we haven't been to in a number of years, but it might have been about 20 minutes or more as I remember having a decent amount of blueberries in my bucket, and we usually pick for a while. Of course we ended up staying longer once we got there. I'm sure we were talking about spirit or ghost story nonsense or silly family reminiscing stories (as we normally do) as we are bending over picking the wild blueberries. So far nothing out of the ordinary.

Now for the strange part of the story. As I'm bending over picking blueberries. All of the sudden, out of the corner of my eye to the left. I notice a movement of a flesh tone color which is out of place with the immediate green of the trees, shrubby grass, and low bushes in the clearing. I turn and stand up straight fast, startled by this flesh tone movement. And there, maybe less than 100 feet away I see, walking out of the woods from the far side of the clearing, coming right at us in our direction, is a naked man! I mean completely naked from head to toe. But this naked man was what I would have to describe as beautiful in face and body. He was very striking to behold.

He was like an Adonis, well toned muscularly, thick thighs, fair skin, probably 6 foot 3 inches tall or more. It was hard to tell his height for certain. He basically looked like a more muscular version of Legolas from the Lord of the Rings movies. He had long straight blond hair that went down past his chest. And me being startled by this naked man walking at us out of nowhere, it was the last thing I would expect to come walking out of the woods. It was like a mild sensory overload of adrenaline, it was like "whoa naked man!" and then of course in an instant I look down and also notice his penis and balls bobbing and bouncing as he walked. It's the sort of thing you notice right away, and then once you see it you can't stop looking because it's right there in your face lmao. But what was even more hilarious and weird about this absurd forest encounter was that he had a really big penis. It was not erect or anything, it was just a long, fat uncircumcised hunk of meat that swayed and bounced off of his muscular thighs as he walked towards us. Now, I'm familiar with my own size, and the average size. This guy was way above average. I kid you not! It looked like a forearm hanging off of his pelvis, and his balls looked bigger, way bigger than normal too. Another weird detail I noticed as he got closer is that he was completely hairless on his body, no pubes even. So right here in the clearing there is this horse cocked, bull balls naked Legolas man walking in our direction fast. Later after he approached us, I also noticed that his eyes were a piercing sky blue. But right now his expression on his face, as he got closer, was of a wide eyed startled look as he was looking at us. He seemed to stare at me in the eyes with that weird startled look. It almost looked like he was looking through me.

So all this is just happening. A naked man that looks like some buff Legolas fertility god minus the pointed elf ears (couldn't see his ears) is walking at a brisk pace right at us, and right away I am thinking this is an "alien man" like the nordic pleiadian type human alien or something like that just because of the scenario, and what he looks like. To me he is looking like anything but a normal earth human. All these thoughts are running through my head as I alert my aunt, who also sees him. I can't remember what my aunt said but it was maybe something like OMG or holey shit! I did not have my phone with me, and I kick myself to this day, because knowing myself, I would have immediately just whipped it out and took pictures or a video of him right then and there once the startled feeling passed by. Because number one, never mind he is naked but it felt surreal. Here was a really beautiful angelic like man with an enormous penis and balls out in the middle of the woods where we happen to be. This is not an every day sight to behold, and I want evidence of this encounter. Since it is truly bizarre.

So me and my aunt are both just standing there kind of wide eyed and probably mouth agape as he is approaching us at a brisk pace. Then I'm snapped back to reality thinking 'WTF??? Is this some kind of pervert or killer?' all these WTF thoughts and feelings are entering my brain coupled with a mild fight or flight feeling because of the way he was approaching us. He didn't have a weapon or anything (beside maybe his dick LOL, sorry couldn't help it) and I was confidant that myself and my aunt could fight him if he attacked us with his hands. So being brought back to reality, by his fast approach and creepy staring-though-my-soul look that he was giving me. He is literally about 15 to 20 feet away from us now. I call out 'HEY! what are you doing?' In that moment he stops dead in his tracks. It's almost like he was now just noticing us for the first time. He stopped and brought his hands up in front of himself pointing his fingers out and kind of did this weird thing with his fingers, which kind of looked like he was playing an invisible accordion. It was almost like his was trying to think of what to say. We had this weird moment of a sort of stare down and I had a really overwhelming anxiety feeling go into my head at that moment, that came and went really fast. I thought (what, is this guy some psycho nutcase? but how could he be, it's essentially a buff Legolas staring back at us) then it dawned on me that maybe he needs help or is lost or something like that because who knows? But the whole naked thing is what threw me off a little. As I couldn't stop looking at his penis. It was just unnaturally big and too surreal that I couldn't help but stare. I'm not squeamish about the human body, and nudity on other people doesn't bother me one bit. It was just unexpected. It was also the fact that he looks like some angelic Adonis human, not like some forest adventurer, typical hunter, or some average fool that got lost in the woods. I can't quite remember if either me or my aunt said anything else after I called out to him.

But what I remember is then he takes one step forward after a moment of doing his weird fingers thing and says something (which I can't quite remember) It almost sounded like a foreign language and I can't remember the words. Then he says in broken English, which I remember clear as day 'hello, I'm sorry that I startled both of you, I am just passing through'. His accent was very weird when he spoke. Like a broken Finish, Scandinavian or some kind of broken Germanic accent. Now this is the part of frustration where I, and my aunt remember talking to him more or for a longer period of time but we can't remember what we talked about. I do remember us asking him if he needed help? And I remember asking, why he was naked? The look he gave me was one of "why shouldn't I be naked". He didn't really respond to that question except for that look. I remember he was friendly in his disposition and didn't feel threatening. I had this sort of calm feeling. And my aunt and I both remember we were chuckling as I said to him that his was the biggest penis I had ever seen. He just smiled in a kind of humble smile. And this is the part that bugs the crap out of me because once he stopped to talk to us it was like a haze of distant thinking was in my brain. It was like being in my head with normal thoughts but at a great distance away, that sort of jumbled my memory, if that makes sense. I can't remember the conversation we had with him but I know we did. Both my aunt and myself remember talking to him more at length but we don't remember what about. It bugs us greatly when we talk about it.

What we both remember is that somehow he came right up close in front of us now talking, but to me it felt dream like. I remember trying to resist this distant thinking feeling in my head and I distinctly remember thinking and projecting to him that I will not be mind controlled. My aunt and I agreed after, that it was like he was trying to psychicly control our minds. We both remember that he put his hand on our shoulders and smiled. Now to us this naked buff Legolas man felt like an old friend or a long lost relative after he touched us on the shoulder. Nothing lewd happened from our memories I assure you, but I'm aware that illusions could have happened. So who knows what truly happened, as we both have brain fog about the talk. The next thing we both remember is that he said that he enjoys or enjoyed our visit and talk and that we should enjoy the wild berries.

With that he walked right between us and continued on to the other side of the clearing towards the direction of my aunt's car. It was all too surreal and I was still processing what had taken place, my aunt just looked dumbfounded as we watched him walk away. And yes, he had a really nice muscular toned butt for information sake, since I was pretty detailed in my earlier descriptions of him. So in that moment we both kind of snapped back to reality once again, and we were both looking at each other like WTF did we just witness. I said "alien man!" under my breath to my aunt. I could still see him walking away at that same brisk pace, when I thought, 'hey wait a minute? What if he goes and somehow brakes into our car?' (even though why would he? but who knows at this point) I said to my aunt as much, that he is heading back to the car so lets follow him. I see myself as very astute, and I always want to get to the bottom of things that are bizarre or make no sense. So I kind of take off and chase after him with the blueberry bucket in my hand and my knife on my belt. I never thought to brandish it or anything like that because the naked Legolas man didn't feel like a threat after he stopped when approached us and then stopped to talk.

So as I'm bounding after him I have to be careful not to trip over the foliage and I remember thinking - how did he walk though this stuff so fast? I looked back to see if my aunt was coming and she was. When I looked back at naked buff Legolas. I could see him just leaving the clearing and entering the tree line which led towards our car. We were in the middle of the clearing when he appeared so there was a somewhat even distance from the center of the clearing to the edge of the woods on all sides.

I got to the edge of the tree line to enter the woods and I could see his naked rear end still bounding away from me. I also noticed how his long shimmering blond hair going down his back seemed to reflect the sunlight that hit it through the trees. Naked Legolas was now going up the small hill/valley in the same direction as our car. I remember thinking that "the bastard is getting away" and "how is he walking so fast as it felt like I was jogging hard after him". I wanted to question him some more and the thoughts of him being an "alien man" returned to my head has I ran after him. I wanted to question him about it and the weird brain fog - I wanted to just know the truth of who he was, and why was he in the woods? The fact that he was naked didn't matter to me, as it was his choice to be naked in the woods. But the oversized genitals was the most intriguing part about him because of the surrealness of it. As they didn't look fake like some of the silicone injected stuff on the internet. These looked really real and really oversized. I actually yelled out as I saw him moving up the hill, shouting something like 'hey wait! I want to talk with you some more'. I'm going up after him and my aunt is nearly behind me. We both can see through the trees that he gets to the top of the small hill and goes over and down on the other side, presumably in the direction of our car.

I booked it up that small hill with the blueberry bucket and all and it probably took me less than 10-15 seconds, never mind I had to dodge some trees. So I get to the top of the hill and look down in the direction that he was going expecting to see him at the bottom of the hill on the other side. But there is nothing. He vanished. That is the part that really made no sense, and bugs me to this day (but I get it). Now, there are a bunch of trees on the hill and around but it is not that thick with vegetation as far as cover from leaves and branches, and you can see down and around the hill. Most of the leaves and branches are higher up on the trees near the canopy. So I'm standing there looking around thinking maybe he is hiding behind a tree? So my aunt and I proceed to look around for him for a little bit. And then my aunt says 'maybe he is out on the road'. So we go back to the car thinking, maybe we will see him walking down the road. But of course there is nothing. No trace of the naked buff Legolas man.

Afterwards on our way back, we couldn't stop talking and rehashing what we had witnessed, and confirmed each others thoughts on what we remembered and that we both agreed that there was definitely some missing time with the actual encounter. I can't remember what the clock said in the car but it wasn't anything drastic like hours and hours, maybe one hour had passed. We both agreed that he wasn't earth human. He was either a star man, inner earth human or maybe even some king of the forest spirit because of the brain fog that we both had. This brain fog wasn't natural and felt wrong. We thought what if we are somehow related to him because of the weird connection we both felt to him after he touched us. Of course we get back and tell our family members all about the naked buff Legolas with the big penis that surprised us in the woods, and everyone laughed (in a humorous way) and listened with amazement (family is open minded to this stuff) and we laugh about it and how weird it was, and how WTF it was, and told how we felt a weird familiar connection to him when he touched our shoulders. The whole thing was bizarre. Now the running joke is that we didn't find "Big Foot" but that we found "Big Cock" lmao!!! Legolas "Big Cock"... This was the wildest, strangest thing I have ever experienced in my life that was physical and real, and yet surreal - so far. No other experiences can compare because of the whole brain fog feeling especially. And the fact that this was an angelic Adonis like human looking being with oversized genitals. It seemed to far fetched and out there for reality but I now know it is possible. And the fact that there was someone else to experience it with me gave a huge validation. Now we expect to see him again when we go up there, but haven't yet.

Now the absolute weirdest part of all of this experience. Is now I have dreams every so often with the naked big dick Legolas man in them. I know this will make things really seem super gay, if they didn't already (nothing wrong with that actually) but I will not deny these experience just because they happened to be with another man with a super big penis and balls lol. Must investigate this further. I have contemplated hypnosis regression to see if I can bring out more memories of the encounter but part of me doesn't believe I could be hypnotized by conventional methods. Tried hypnosis as a teen for fun and the hypnotist said I couldn't be hypnotized.

So anyway, my point at the top is that in researching other encounters similar to mine, I have never read any story or account where there was a naked male or female - for that matter - described in some detail that was not of this world, that someone interacted with. Of either an alien, spirit or something else seemingly not of this world that was naked. The closest story with this theme that I found was a psychic that remote viewed the moon and there was a bunch of naked men working in or on the surface of the moon - truly bizarre. And the remote viewer did not say how big their genitals were lol... So I guess my story can be one for the books!
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Of so that was you Iran into that day??? My clothes were in the washer at home sorry.
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I got a special wilderness permit to go into an area in the mountains in CA where they hadn't allowed foot traffic in, in twenty years. There were no trails. It was myself and two other Marines and we did it in exchange for seeing if there was a rare kind of trout in the streams up there. I guess the forest service didn't have anyone who wanted to do it. I'm not sure I was set up with this by a friend. Anyway we hiked for two days with no trails using just a map and compass and on the second day we walked around this huge cliff to find a full on cabin with a lawn and solar power and washer and dryer the whole nine yards all built into the rock face of the cliff. You couldn't see it from above so it had gone unoticed for years. We talked to the guy that lived there and he said we were the first people he had seen hike in, in 14 years. He was a retired helicopter pilot and he had flown all the equipment in by helo. He was squatting on federal land and knew it but didn't seem worried. He said he hikes out every two weeks for supplies by a different route then we came in and he showed it to us. We used that route to get back as he had a trail beaten down so the walking was easier. All in all it was pretty cool. The trout the forest service was looking for were in the creeks so it is still closed to foot travel and we never told the forest service about the old helicopter pilot so I would bet he is still out there.
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Last night I was camping in the woods in the woods I was reading this very thread, only after every story I would hear the words "delete" whispered from the top of a nearby tree. The weird thing is after I heard the word "delete" there would be a reply to this very thread with just the word "delete".

Finally I had to say, "Stop whispering DELETE!" Well, after that I heard some branches breaking and down drops a big hairy humanoid creature who dumps over my computer, I try to throw a rock at him, but he seemed like he was wise to that trick and just jumped out of the way.

He then picked up my laptop, yelled "DELETE" and then ate it. I loved that laptop.
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True story ?
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I never saw a cougar.

The coyotes in North Carolina are not coyotes. Wolves are everywhere.

I saw 3 in my horse pasture.


One on a logging road.

One at my house.

One up Kelly Creek.


The one that killed my horse I did not see, but he was there. He left his calling card that day. It was a night, really, a bad stormy night.

He was a good horse.


I fear wolves worse than man.
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You obviously haven't spent much time in the wilderness. I urge you to do so to broaden your horizons and get closer to nature.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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LOL> GLP is full of scoffers and armchair experts.

4 years in the wilderness alone, thats me.

I dont fear Bigfoot.


Did you see the wolf pack of 25 near Lolo Pass Montana?
They run in packs of 30 near whitebird now.
the wolves rip the unborm elk out of the momma and leave her to die. Hard on our elk herds. Look it up in the net, we have the pictures.

Another story,

We camped with the Nez Perce for 3 nights and Bigfoot came to camp at night.
He is the Nez Perce friend. They have known Bigfoot for generations. He protected our camp from wolves.
He ate dogfood at my horse trailer one night too.
He thumped on trees at 3 AM.


I did not look at Bigfoot when he came to our trailer at night,
cuz if you see a Bigfoot yah might get scared.
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Was his name Harry ?the bigfoot that is
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Last night I was camping in the woods in the woods I was reading this very thread, only after every story I would hear the words "delete" whispered from the top of a nearby tree. The weird thing is after I heard the word "delete" there would be a reply to this very thread with just the word "delete".

Finally I had to say, "Stop whispering DELETE!" Well, after that I heard some branches breaking and down drops a big hairy humanoid creature who dumps over my computer, I try to throw a rock at him, but he seemed like he was wise to that trick and just jumped out of the way.

He then picked up my laptop, yelled "DELETE" and then ate it. I loved that laptop.
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elves and fairies in banquette celebrating the
presence of the queen of the forest.
'twas a joyous festivity.
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Serious ? What happened?
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Just found this awesome thread! First time posting. My story is relevant to this thread and pretty wild in that it involves a situation which I haven't heard of yet or read from anyone else in similarity to the circumstances of the encounter. It's a long story in my explaining, but I need to tell it in detail.

A little backstory first. I have had unexplained ghost-like situations here and there, and with family members, throughout my life that have nothing to do with the woods. I have not seen anything too bizarre or unexplained in the woods during my lifetime, up until a few years ago... and it wasn't ghost related. At least not from what I could tell. I have always strongly believed in the supernatural world of UFOs, aliens, inter-dimensionals, ghosts, jinn, fairy creatures, govt. conspiracy etc. since childhood - hence my interest in this site. And perhaps the focal point of my story has something to do with aforementioned beliefs.

I will try to be as detailed as possible from what I can remember in order to paint a vivid and clear picture of this encounter... My memory is still pretty fresh, as this happened just a couple years ago... So a few years back. Myself and a few relatives were visiting some other relatives, that live in northern WI, for about a week in late July. We were visiting around the time of the blueberry festival that happens up there. On one of the nice sunny days mid-week (nice and warm outside but not hot). My aunt and I decided to go out on a drive and pick some wild blueberries to bring back home because she wanted to make some blueberry pies, and muffins. The wild blueberries were in season and grow all over the place up there. If you know where to look for them, picking is easy.

We went to a few spots that we had normally gone to in the past and got a number of wild blueberries in our buckets after spending about 20 minutes or so picking, as they practically just fell off the bushes.

There was another area that we knew about that had tons of wild blueberries that my aunt used to go to a lot when she was younger but we haven't been to this area in a number of years (probably since I was around 13) because it was farther out of town down a long dirt/sandy back road that you have to drive down for a while. Then park on the road, and then walk into the woods for a little ways before you get to a kind of clearing where the wild blueberries are. We decided we should go and take a look, and see if we could get even more, because of the way the blueberries were just practically falling off of the bushes. And they were sweet and delicious.

So we leave from our current picking area and drive out to the spot. Now the last time I was there as a teen, I remembered we saw a black bear lumber across the road (as they are all over the place up there) so we were talking about that, and I remember I was saying to my aunt, as we arrived, how 'what if we have to fight some bear in the woods that sneaks up on us while we are picking blueberries?' etc. 'we would have to fight it off or run up a tree, if it came charging at us' etc. (something like that). We laughed about that situation, and that hopefully it wouldn't occur. I always bring a big knife with me at least, because who knows what you will come across or what you might need to do when out in the wilderness. So we pull up to what we remember as being the area, (I still had a good memory of the place based on landmarks) and as my aunt gets out of the car, she starts talking loud at the woods, something to the effect of 'there better not be any bears in those woods because we are coming in there', she clapped her hands and made noise which I thought was amusing but a good idea because you never know. I should also say that this excursion was in the morning some time around 10 o'clock, from my memory we arrived around 10 in the morning . She says 'well maybe we'll see "Big Foot", which is a mild obsession of hers. We laugh briefly and joke about it and whatever else.

But of course now that I mentioned the hypothetical, frightening bear encounters that we might come across. As we are getting the blueberry buckets. My aunt gets nervous and is now thinking twice about going for a small walk into the woods to the spot where we both think we remember where the wild blueberries are. I tell her not to worry and give her a large broken stick that was laying on the ground just in case lmao. I grab another one for myself. Not that a stick or even a knife would do any good against an attack bear. I remember saying something like 'we will just go in for little bit to see if we can find any blueberries, pick a few and then leave' etc. trying to convince her. So she agrees and we walk into the forest.

We walked into the woods for a little ways pretty much in a straight line from where we parked the car. Of course we are always worried about wood ticks and deer ticks but the woods was not overly dense with with grass or low brush. It was more trees, ferns, and larger bushes that you have to walk through before you get to a kind of hill/valley and then the clearing where the wild blueberries are.

So we walk into the woods a ways where you could no longer see the road or car. There is a small natural hill/valley you go up and come down somewhat packed with thin scattered trees, and there is a small shallow creek nearby, and then there is the clearing not much further in from that. I can't really judge the distance from the clearing to the car but it only felt like maybe 5-10 minutes walk/hike. So We get to the clearing and sure enough it is as we remembered it and there are a bunch of wild blueberries all over the place in the sandy ground.

Now this place feels remote but there could be some houses or farms not far from this place but it feels like there is not anyone around for miles. We immediately get to picking. we brought two empty buckets and soon enough we are making progress at filling them up since the blueberries are just falling off the bushes at this place as well.

I can't remember how long we were picking blueberries at this more secluded spot that we haven't been to in a number of years, but it might have been about 20 minutes or more as I remember having a decent amount of blueberries in my bucket, and we usually pick for a while. Of course we ended up staying longer once we got there. I'm sure we were talking about spirit or ghost story nonsense or silly family reminiscing stories (as we normally do) as we are bending over picking the wild blueberries. So far nothing out of the ordinary.

Now for the strange part of the story. As I'm bending over picking blueberries. All of the sudden, out of the corner of my eye to the left. I notice a movement of a flesh tone color which is out of place with the immediate green of the trees, shrubby grass, and low bushes in the clearing. I turn and stand up straight fast, startled by this flesh tone movement. And there, maybe less than 100 feet away I see, walking out of the woods from the far side of the clearing, coming right at us in our direction, is a naked man! I mean completely naked from head to toe. But this naked man was what I would have to describe as beautiful in face and body. He was very striking to behold.

He was like an Adonis, well toned muscularly, thick thighs, fair skin, probably 6 foot 3 inches tall or more. It was hard to tell his height for certain. He basically looked like a more muscular version of Legolas from the Lord of the Rings movies. He had long straight blond hair that went down past his chest. And me being startled by this naked man walking at us out of nowhere, it was the last thing I would expect to come walking out of the woods. It was like a mild sensory overload of adrenaline, it was like "whoa naked man!" and then of course in an instant I look down and also notice his penis and balls bobbing and bouncing as he walked. It's the sort of thing you notice right away, and then once you see it you can't stop looking because it's right there in your face lmao. But what was even more hilarious and weird about this absurd forest encounter was that he had a really big penis. It was not erect or anything, it was just a long, fat uncircumcised hunk of meat that swayed and bounced off of his muscular thighs as he walked towards us. Now, I'm familiar with my own size, and the average size. This guy was way above average. I kid you not! It looked like a forearm hanging off of his pelvis, and his balls looked bigger, way bigger than normal too. Another weird detail I noticed as he got closer is that he was completely hairless on his body, no pubes even. So right here in the clearing there is this horse cocked, bull balls naked Legolas man walking in our direction fast. Later after he approached us, I also noticed that his eyes were a piercing sky blue. But right now his expression on his face, as he got closer, was of a wide eyed startled look as he was looking at us. He seemed to stare at me in the eyes with that weird startled look. It almost looked like he was looking through me.

So all this is just happening. A naked man that looks like some buff Legolas fertility god minus the pointed elf ears (couldn't see his ears) is walking at a brisk pace right at us, and right away I am thinking this is an "alien man" like the nordic pleiadian type human alien or something like that just because of the scenario, and what he looks like. To me he is looking like anything but a normal earth human. All these thoughts are running through my head as I alert my aunt, who also sees him. I can't remember what my aunt said but it was maybe something like OMG or holey shit! I did not have my phone with me, and I kick myself to this day, because knowing myself, I would have immediately just whipped it out and took pictures or a video of him right then and there once the startled feeling passed by. Because number one, never mind he is naked but it felt surreal. Here was a really beautiful angelic like man with an enormous penis and balls out in the middle of the woods where we happen to be. This is not an every day sight to behold, and I want evidence of this encounter. Since it is truly bizarre.

So me and my aunt are both just standing there kind of wide eyed and probably mouth agape as he is approaching us at a brisk pace. Then I'm snapped back to reality thinking 'WTF??? Is this some kind of pervert or killer?' all these WTF thoughts and feelings are entering my brain coupled with a mild fight or flight feeling because of the way he was approaching us. He didn't have a weapon or anything (beside maybe his dick LOL, sorry couldn't help it) and I was confidant that myself and my aunt could fight him if he attacked us with his hands. So being brought back to reality, by his fast approach and creepy staring-though-my-soul look that he was giving me. He is literally about 15 to 20 feet away from us now. I call out 'HEY! what are you doing?' In that moment he stops dead in his tracks. It's almost like he was now just noticing us for the first time. He stopped and brought his hands up in front of himself pointing his fingers out and kind of did this weird thing with his fingers, which kind of looked like he was playing an invisible accordion. It was almost like his was trying to think of what to say. We had this weird moment of a sort of stare down and I had a really overwhelming anxiety feeling go into my head at that moment, that came and went really fast. I thought (what, is this guy some psycho nutcase? but how could he be, it's essentially a buff Legolas staring back at us) then it dawned on me that maybe he needs help or is lost or something like that because who knows? But the whole naked thing is what threw me off a little. As I couldn't stop looking at his penis. It was just unnaturally big and too surreal that I couldn't help but stare. I'm not squeamish about the human body, and nudity on other people doesn't bother me one bit. It was just unexpected. It was also the fact that he looks like some angelic Adonis human, not like some forest adventurer, typical hunter, or some average fool that got lost in the woods. I can't quite remember if either me or my aunt said anything else after I called out to him.

But what I remember is then he takes one step forward after a moment of doing his weird fingers thing and says something (which I can't quite remember) It almost sounded like a foreign language and I can't remember the words. Then he says in broken English, which I remember clear as day 'hello, I'm sorry that I startled both of you, I am just passing through'. His accent was very weird when he spoke. Like a broken Finish, Scandinavian or some kind of broken Germanic accent. Now this is the part of frustration where I, and my aunt remember talking to him more or for a longer period of time but we can't remember what we talked about. I do remember us asking him if he needed help? And I remember asking, why he was naked? The look he gave me was one of "why shouldn't I be naked". He didn't really respond to that question except for that look. I remember he was friendly in his disposition and didn't feel threatening. I had this sort of calm feeling. And my aunt and I both remember we were chuckling as I said to him that his was the biggest penis I had ever seen. He just smiled in a kind of humble smile. And this is the part that bugs the crap out of me because once he stopped to talk to us it was like a haze of distant thinking was in my brain. It was like being in my head with normal thoughts but at a great distance away, that sort of jumbled my memory, if that makes sense. I can't remember the conversation we had with him but I know we did. Both my aunt and myself remember talking to him more at length but we don't remember what about. It bugs us greatly when we talk about it.

What we both remember is that somehow he came right up close in front of us now talking, but to me it felt dream like. I remember trying to resist this distant thinking feeling in my head and I distinctly remember thinking and projecting to him that I will not be mind controlled. My aunt and I agreed after, that it was like he was trying to psychicly control our minds. We both remember that he put his hand on our shoulders and smiled. Now to us this naked buff Legolas man felt like an old friend or a long lost relative after he touched us on the shoulder. Nothing lewd happened from our memories I assure you, but I'm aware that illusions could have happened. So who knows what truly happened, as we both have brain fog about the talk. The next thing we both remember is that he said that he enjoys or enjoyed our visit and talk and that we should enjoy the wild berries.

With that he walked right between us and continued on to the other side of the clearing towards the direction of my aunt's car. It was all too surreal and I was still processing what had taken place, my aunt just looked dumbfounded as we watched him walk away. And yes, he had a really nice muscular toned butt for information sake, since I was pretty detailed in my earlier descriptions of him. So in that moment we both kind of snapped back to reality once again, and we were both looking at each other like WTF did we just witness. I said "alien man!" under my breath to my aunt. I could still see him walking away at that same brisk pace, when I thought, 'hey wait a minute? What if he goes and somehow brakes into our car?' (even though why would he? but who knows at this point) I said to my aunt as much, that he is heading back to the car so lets follow him. I see myself as very astute, and I always want to get to the bottom of things that are bizarre or make no sense. So I kind of take off and chase after him with the blueberry bucket in my hand and my knife on my belt. I never thought to brandish it or anything like that because the naked Legolas man didn't feel like a threat after he stopped when approached us and then stopped to talk.

So as I'm bounding after him I have to be careful not to trip over the foliage and I remember thinking - how did he walk though this stuff so fast? I looked back to see if my aunt was coming and she was. When I looked back at naked buff Legolas. I could see him just leaving the clearing and entering the tree line which led towards our car. We were in the middle of the clearing when he appeared so there was a somewhat even distance from the center of the clearing to the edge of the woods on all sides.

I got to the edge of the tree line to enter the woods and I could see his naked rear end still bounding away from me. I also noticed how his long shimmering blond hair going down his back seemed to reflect the sunlight that hit it through the trees. Naked Legolas was now going up the small hill/valley in the same direction as our car. I remember thinking that "the bastard is getting away" and "how is he walking so fast as it felt like I was jogging hard after him". I wanted to question him some more and the thoughts of him being an "alien man" returned to my head has I ran after him. I wanted to question him about it and the weird brain fog - I wanted to just know the truth of who he was, and why was he in the woods? The fact that he was naked didn't matter to me, as it was his choice to be naked in the woods. But the oversized genitals was the most intriguing part about him because of the surrealness of it. As they didn't look fake like some of the silicone injected stuff on the internet. These looked really real and really oversized. I actually yelled out as I saw him moving up the hill, shouting something like 'hey wait! I want to talk with you some more'. I'm going up after him and my aunt is nearly behind me. We both can see through the trees that he gets to the top of the small hill and goes over and down on the other side, presumably in the direction of our car.

I booked it up that small hill with the blueberry bucket and all and it probably took me less than 10-15 seconds, never mind I had to dodge some trees. So I get to the top of the hill and look down in the direction that he was going expecting to see him at the bottom of the hill on the other side. But there is nothing. He vanished. That is the part that really made no sense, and bugs me to this day (but I get it). Now, there are a bunch of trees on the hill and around but it is not that thick with vegetation as far as cover from leaves and branches, and you can see down and around the hill. Most of the leaves and branches are higher up on the trees near the canopy. So I'm standing there looking around thinking maybe he is hiding behind a tree? So my aunt and I proceed to look around for him for a little bit. And then my aunt says 'maybe he is out on the road'. So we go back to the car thinking, maybe we will see him walking down the road. But of course there is nothing. No trace of the naked buff Legolas man.

Afterwards on our way back, we couldn't stop talking and rehashing what we had witnessed, and confirmed each others thoughts on what we remembered and that we both agreed that there was definitely some missing time with the actual encounter. I can't remember what the clock said in the car but it wasn't anything drastic like hours and hours, maybe one hour had passed. We both agreed that he wasn't earth human. He was either a star man, inner earth human or maybe even some king of the forest spirit because of the brain fog that we both had. This brain fog wasn't natural and felt wrong. We thought what if we are somehow related to him because of the weird connection we both felt to him after he touched us. Of course we get back and tell our family members all about the naked buff Legolas with the big penis that surprised us in the woods, and everyone laughed (in a humorous way) and listened with amazement (family is open minded to this stuff) and we laugh about it and how weird it was, and how WTF it was, and told how we felt a weird familiar connection to him when he touched our shoulders. The whole thing was bizarre. Now the running joke is that we didn't find "Big Foot" but that we found "Big Cock" lmao!!! Legolas "Big Cock"... This was the wildest, strangest thing I have ever experienced in my life that was physical and real, and yet surreal - so far. No other experiences can compare because of the whole brain fog feeling especially. And the fact that this was an angelic Adonis like human looking being with oversized genitals. It seemed to far fetched and out there for reality but I now know it is possible. And the fact that there was someone else to experience it with me gave a huge validation. Now we expect to see him again when we go up there, but haven't yet.

Now the absolute weirdest part of all of this experience. Is now I have dreams every so often with the naked big dick Legolas man in them. I know this will make things really seem super gay, if they didn't already (nothing wrong with that actually) but I will not deny these experience just because they happened to be with another man with a super big penis and balls lol. Must investigate this further. I have contemplated hypnosis regression to see if I can bring out more memories of the encounter but part of me doesn't believe I could be hypnotized by conventional methods. Tried hypnosis as a teen for fun and the hypnotist said I couldn't be hypnotized.

So anyway, my point at the top is that in researching other encounters similar to mine, I have never read any story or account where there was a naked male or female - for that matter - described in some detail that was not of this world, that someone interacted with. Of either an alien, spirit or something else seemingly not of this world that was naked. The closest story with this theme that I found was a psychic that remote viewed the moon and there was a bunch of naked men working in or on the surface of the moon - truly bizarre. And the remote viewer did not say how big their genitals were lol... So I guess my story can be one for the books!
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Anybody listen to coast to coast am last night? It was a story about a bow hunter who went hunting with 2 friends up at Cisco Grove in Sierra Nevadas in No. Cal.

He got separated (& lost) from his 2 friends so spent night up in a tree. Saw a light in sky & thought it was a rescue helicopter.

Turned out to be alien spaceship and the aliens tried to climb tree up to him. He dropped things on them (and shot his three arrows at them) so they had a robot come from their ship & gas him. But instead of falling he hung in tree passed out. When he awoke they were gone.

It was two researchers who were writing a book about it on the show with George Knapp but they played tapes from the guy that it happened to.

The researchers said aliens go to mountains/woods to gather plants/animals, etc. I used to live down by Yosemite and a neighbor, old widow, claimed that aliens came down to creek by her house and took wild animals that watered there at night. Every one thought she was nuts but I decided to give her benefit of doubt & checked it out and sure as hell the tracks of animals led up to creek but no tracks leading out.

Scratched my head over that one!
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Extreme cool to be accepted as a partner in hunting by animals... Wolf cred is rare.
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Re: Wierd things you have seen in the woods.
About 10 years ago this guy I worked with said he saw/heard the light and whistle of a train in the middle of the woods. He also said he saw a man dressed in buckskin and a coonskin cap and when he turned back to look at him again he was gone. Those took place in western Indiana near Terre Haute when he was hunting. He also belonged to a bigfoot group and said that there had been sightings in southern Indiana and in Ohio and that they had hair samples that could not be identified as human or any known animals.
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Has anyone seen any portals?
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Yes ,have they ?
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There is a place in North Louisiana. Behind an old power plant. Way back in the woods there is a pond. There is something very bad out there.





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