Wierd things you have seen in the woods.

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Moar please.

I saw a gangbang in the woods. I ditch it out.

1980s Birkshire Mts.

Full grown African lion.

Maybe, but it was too big even for that, about 12 feet long including its tail, paws a foot wide. I'm talking big as a fucking cow and trotting through heavy brush 30 mph. It didn't care what was in its way it just stepped/jumped over it or plowed through it. Definitely had some place to go.

Been reading this thread since it began in 2011. Must have MOAR!

Bigfoot poop. Well, it was big enough to be that.

Probably a fox.My brother and I heard the same thing in Manitoba back when I was in high school.Sounded pretty freaky.Just out youtube vids and I'm sure you'll find one with a fox sounding like that.I'm from around that area also lol.

Bela Karoly's gym. It's in the woods near Huntsville, TX.

This video reminded me of an experience I had years ago in the forest west of Helena, MT. During the day I had driven up to a trail head with my mountain bike. I started riding up the fairly steep trail, and got about a half-mile in. Stopped for a drink of water, and as I looked up the trail I saw two balls of creamy bright light floating? down the mountain toward me. They were each slightly bigger than a beach ball and definitely coming right toward me, following the terrain as they glided silently through the trees. They were about 30' - 40' apart. I did a double-take,realized that I was seeing something that was not normal, and jumped on the bike and raced down to the car. I threw my bike on the rack and noticed that everything was very quiet. Not even the sound of the wind blowing through the trees. Eerily quiet. I jumped inside, locked the door and spun gravel getting the heck out of there. Still gives me the willies to think about it today.

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Elliot Lake, Ont.

I have covered more ground in remote locations from Texas to Northern Ontario than most of you combined.

September 2011 - North Maine Woods:

At the end of this is the scariest thing that I have ever encountered!


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Someone says there is a black figure watching me at 2:03 on the left but there wasn't.

Warning : bullshit video. Nothing happens.

Looks like the atv at the very end had a flat tire. Though a flat could have been from a sharp rock.

They are all over East TX. My wife has unmistankingly seen one walk out in front of her car at two a.m. while driving 10 MPh down a dirt road northwest of Houston.

She never believed it before either as all the backwoods drunks swore there were black panthers around as most had seen them. When she personally saw one, she was a believer.

She also worked for TX State Parks and talked to an old timer in the parks and he said it was true and that they had been released in the past to try and control the feral hogs I think is what I remember? Will have to ask her again.

Crazy story.

Another reason they may have looked at eachother and said, "Uh oh, he can see use. Lets go"

Most of these stories were told by Anonymous Cowards.

Let's see who's brave enough to add a story that makes them sound like a nut job while signed in...

Bears, foxes , and cats can make a lot of different noises.


You can also find photos of mountain lions where they look very dark because of the lighting---if the background is brighter than on the light on the lion. No melanistic cougar has ever been killed or photographed or found dead.

warning--do not do a google search for "black cougar."

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Drove on I90 in Western Massachusetts, then down route 8 into northern Connecticut. I'm telling you right now, the forests of Western Massachusetts and Northern Connecticut ate damned, cursed, and imprinted with centuries of pain, anguish, wrongful death and evil.

I wish someone else could back me up on this, I know I'm not imagining things. I've driven through Massachusetts several times and each time I feel spooked and disturbed afterwards.

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Slenderman.......... Aghhhhhhhh!

Just found this awesome thread! First time posting. My story is relevant to this thread and pretty wild in that it involves a situation which I haven't heard of yet or read from anyone else in similarity to the circumstances of the encounter. It's a long story in my explaining, but I need to tell it in detail.

A little backstory first. I have had unexplained ghost-like situations here and there, and with family members, throughout my life that have nothing to do with the woods. I have not seen anything too bizarre or unexplained in the woods during my lifetime, up until a few years ago... and it wasn't ghost related. At least not from what I could tell. I have always strongly believed in the supernatural world of UFOs, aliens, inter-dimensionals, ghosts, jinn, fairy creatures, govt. conspiracy etc. since childhood - hence my interest in this site. And perhaps the focal point of my story has something to do with aforementioned beliefs.

I will try to be as detailed as possible from what I can remember in order to paint a vivid and clear picture of this encounter... My memory is still pretty fresh, as this happened just a couple years ago... So a few years back. Myself and a few relatives were visiting some other relatives, that live in northern WI, for about a week in late July. We were visiting around the time of the blueberry festival that happens up there. On one of the nice sunny days mid-week (nice and warm outside but not hot). My aunt and I decided to go out on a drive and pick some wild blueberries to bring back home because she wanted to make some blueberry pies, and muffins. The wild blueberries were in season and grow all over the place up there. If you know where to look for them, picking is easy.

We went to a few spots that we had normally gone to in the past and got a number of wild blueberries in our buckets after spending about 20 minutes or so picking, as they practically just fell off the bushes.

There was another area that we knew about that had tons of wild blueberries that my aunt used to go to a lot when she was younger but we haven't been to this area in a number of years (probably since I was around 13) because it was farther out of town down a long dirt/sandy back road that you have to drive down for a while. Then park on the road, and then walk into the woods for a little ways before you get to a kind of clearing where the wild blueberries are. We decided we should go and take a look, and see if we could get even more, because of the way the blueberries were just practically falling off of the bushes. And they were sweet and delicious.

So we leave from our current picking area and drive out to the spot. Now the last time I was there as a teen, I remembered we saw a black bear lumber across the road (as they are all over the place up there) so we were talking about that, and I remember I was saying to my aunt, as we arrived, how 'what if we have to fight some bear in the woods that sneaks up on us while we are picking blueberries?' etc. 'we would have to fight it off or run up a tree, if it came charging at us' etc. (something like that). We laughed about that situation, and that hopefully it wouldn't occur. I always bring a big knife with me at least, because who knows what you will come across or what you might need to do when out in the wilderness. So we pull up to what we remember as being the area, (I still had a good memory of the place based on landmarks) and as my aunt gets out of the car, she starts talking loud at the woods, something to the effect of 'there better not be any bears in those woods because we are coming in there', she clapped her hands and made noise which I thought was amusing but a good idea because you never know. I should also say that this excursion was in the morning some time around 10 o'clock, from my memory we arrived around 10 in the morning . She says 'well maybe we'll see "Big Foot", which is a mild obsession of hers. We laugh briefly and joke about it and whatever else.

But of course now that I mentioned the hypothetical, frightening bear encounters that we might come across. As we are getting the blueberry buckets. My aunt gets nervous and is now thinking twice about going for a small walk into the woods to the spot where we both think we remember where the wild blueberries are. I tell her not to worry and give her a large broken stick that was laying on the ground just in case lmao. I grab another one for myself. Not that a stick or even a knife would do any good against an attack bear. I remember saying something like 'we will just go in for little bit to see if we can find any blueberries, pick a few and then leave' etc. trying to convince her. So she agrees and we walk into the forest.

We walked into the woods for a little ways pretty much in a straight line from where we parked the car. Of course we are always worried about wood ticks and deer ticks but the woods was not overly dense with with grass or low brush. It was more trees, ferns, and larger bushes that you have to walk through before you get to a kind of hill/valley and then the clearing where the wild blueberries are.

So we walk into the woods a ways where you could no longer see the road or car. There is a small natural hill/valley you go up and come down somewhat packed with thin scattered trees, and there is a small shallow creek nearby, and then there is the clearing not much further in from that. I can't really judge the distance from the clearing to the car but it only felt like maybe 5-10 minutes walk/hike. So We get to the clearing and sure enough it is as we remembered it and there are a bunch of wild blueberries all over the place in the sandy ground.

Now this place feels remote but there could be some houses or farms not far from this place but it feels like there is not anyone around for miles. We immediately get to picking. we brought two empty buckets and soon enough we are making progress at filling them up since the blueberries are just falling off the bushes at this place as well.

I can't remember how long we were picking blueberries at this more secluded spot that we haven't been to in a number of years, but it might have been about 20 minutes or more as I remember having a decent amount of blueberries in my bucket, and we usually pick for a while. Of course we ended up staying longer once we got there. I'm sure we were talking about spirit or ghost story nonsense or silly family reminiscing stories (as we normally do) as we are bending over picking the wild blueberries. So far nothing out of the ordinary.

Now for the strange part of the story. As I'm bending over picking blueberries. All of the sudden, out of the corner of my eye to the left. I notice a movement of a flesh tone color which is out of place with the immediate green of the trees, shrubby grass, and low bushes in the clearing. I turn and stand up straight fast, startled by this flesh tone movement. And there, maybe less than 100 feet away I see, walking out of the woods from the far side of the clearing, coming right at us in our direction, is a naked man! I mean completely naked from head to toe. But this naked man was what I would have to describe as beautiful in face and body. He was very striking to behold.

He was like an Adonis, well toned muscularly, thick thighs, fair skin, probably 6 foot 3 inches tall or more. It was hard to tell his height for certain. He basically looked like a more muscular version of Legolas from the Lord of the Rings movies. He had long straight blond hair that went down past his chest. And me being startled by this naked man walking at us out of nowhere, it was the last thing I would expect to come walking out of the woods. It was like a mild sensory overload of adrenaline, it was like "whoa naked man!" and then of course in an instant I look down and also notice his penis and balls bobbing and bouncing as he walked. It's the sort of thing you notice right away, and then once you see it you can't stop looking because it's right there in your face lmao. But what was even more hilarious and weird about this absurd forest encounter was that he had a really big penis. It was not erect or anything, it was just a long, fat uncircumcised hunk of meat that swayed and bounced off of his muscular thighs as he walked towards us. Now, I'm familiar with my own size, and the average size. This guy was way above average. I kid you not! It looked like a forearm hanging off of his pelvis, and his balls looked bigger, way bigger than normal too. Another weird detail I noticed as he got closer is that he was completely hairless on his body, no pubes even. So right here in the clearing there is this horse cocked, bull balls naked Legolas man walking in our direction fast. Later after he approached us, I also noticed that his eyes were a piercing sky blue. But right now his expression on his face, as he got closer, was of a wide eyed startled look as he was looking at us. He seemed to stare at me in the eyes with that weird startled look. It almost looked like he was looking through me.

So all this is just happening. A naked man that looks like some buff Legolas fertility god minus the pointed elf ears (couldn't see his ears) is walking at a brisk pace right at us, and right away I am thinking this is an "alien man" like the nordic pleiadian type human alien or something like that just because of the scenario, and what he looks like. To me he is looking like anything but a normal earth human. All these thoughts are running through my head as I alert my aunt, who also sees him. I can't remember what my aunt said but it was maybe something like OMG or holey shit! I did not have my phone with me, and I kick myself to this day, because knowing myself, I would have immediately just whipped it out and took pictures or a video of him right then and there once the startled feeling passed by. Because number one, never mind he is naked but it felt surreal. Here was a really beautiful angelic like man with an enormous penis and balls out in the middle of the woods where we happen to be. This is not an every day sight to behold, and I want evidence of this encounter. Since it is truly bizarre.

So me and my aunt are both just standing there kind of wide eyed and probably mouth agape as he is approaching us at a brisk pace. Then I'm snapped back to reality thinking 'WTF??? Is this some kind of pervert or killer?' all these WTF thoughts and feelings are entering my brain coupled with a mild fight or flight feeling because of the way he was approaching us. He didn't have a weapon or anything (beside maybe his dick LOL, sorry couldn't help it) and I was confidant that myself and my aunt could fight him if he attacked us with his hands. So being brought back to reality, by his fast approach and creepy staring-though-my-soul look that he was giving me. He is literally about 15 to 20 feet away from us now. I call out 'HEY! what are you doing?' In that moment he stops dead in his tracks. It's almost like he was now just noticing us for the first time. He stopped and brought his hands up in front of himself pointing his fingers out and kind of did this weird thing with his fingers, which kind of looked like he was playing an invisible accordion. It was almost like his was trying to think of what to say. We had this weird moment of a sort of stare down and I had a really overwhelming anxiety feeling go into my head at that moment, that came and went really fast. I thought (what, is this guy some psycho nutcase? but how could he be, it's essentially a buff Legolas staring back at us) then it dawned on me that maybe he needs help or is lost or something like that because who knows? But the whole naked thing is what threw me off a little. As I couldn't stop looking at his penis. It was just unnaturally big and too surreal that I couldn't help but stare. I'm not squeamish about the human body, and nudity on other people doesn't bother me one bit. It was just unexpected. It was also the fact that he looks like some angelic Adonis human, not like some forest adventurer, typical hunter, or some average fool that got lost in the woods. I can't quite remember if either me or my aunt said anything else after I called out to him.

But what I remember is then he takes one step forward after a moment of doing his weird fingers thing and says something (which I can't quite remember) It almost sounded like a foreign language and I can't remember the words. Then he says in broken English, which I remember clear as day 'hello, I'm sorry that I startled both of you, I am just passing through'. His accent was very weird when he spoke. Like a broken Finish, Scandinavian or some kind of broken Germanic accent. Now this is the part of frustration where I, and my aunt remember talking to him more or for a longer period of time but we can't remember what we talked about. I do remember us asking him if he needed help? And I remember asking, why he was naked? The look he gave me was one of "why shouldn't I be naked". He didn't really respond to that question except for that look. I remember he was friendly in his disposition and didn't feel threatening. I had this sort of calm feeling. And my aunt and I both remember we were chuckling as I said to him that his was the biggest penis I had ever seen. He just smiled in a kind of humble smile. And this is the part that bugs the crap out of me because once he stopped to talk to us it was like a haze of distant thinking was in my brain. It was like being in my head with normal thoughts but at a great distance away, that sort of jumbled my memory, if that makes sense. I can't remember the conversation we had with him but I know we did. Both my aunt and myself remember talking to him more at length but we don't remember what about. It bugs us greatly when we talk about it.

What we both remember is that somehow he came right up close in front of us now talking, but to me it felt dream like. I remember trying to resist this distant thinking feeling in my head and I distinctly remember thinking and projecting to him that I will not be mind controlled. My aunt and I agreed after, that it was like he was trying to psychicly control our minds. We both remember that he put his hand on our shoulders and smiled. Now to us this naked buff Legolas man felt like an old friend or a long lost relative after he touched us on the shoulder. Nothing lewd happened from our memories I assure you, but I'm aware that illusions could have happened. So who knows what truly happened, as we both have brain fog about the talk. The next thing we both remember is that he said that he enjoys or enjoyed our visit and talk and that we should enjoy the wild berries.

With that he walked right between us and continued on to the other side of the clearing towards the direction of my aunt's car. It was all too surreal and I was still processing what had taken place, my aunt just looked dumbfounded as we watched him walk away. And yes, he had a really nice muscular toned butt for information sake, since I was pretty detailed in my earlier descriptions of him. So in that moment we both kind of snapped back to reality once again, and we were both looking at each other like WTF did we just witness. I said "alien man!" under my breath to my aunt. I could still see him walking away at that same brisk pace, when I thought, 'hey wait a minute? What if he goes and somehow brakes into our car?' (even though why would he? but who knows at this point) I said to my aunt as much, that he is heading back to the car so lets follow him. I see myself as very astute, and I always want to get to the bottom of things that are bizarre or make no sense. So I kind of take off and chase after him with the blueberry bucket in my hand and my knife on my belt. I never thought to brandish it or anything like that because the naked Legolas man didn't feel like a threat after he stopped when approached us and then stopped to talk.

So as I'm bounding after him I have to be careful not to trip over the foliage and I remember thinking - how did he walk though this stuff so fast? I looked back to see if my aunt was coming and she was. When I looked back at naked buff Legolas. I could see him just leaving the clearing and entering the tree line which led towards our car. We were in the middle of the clearing when he appeared so there was a somewhat even distance from the center of the clearing to the edge of the woods on all sides.

I got to the edge of the tree line to enter the woods and I could see his naked rear end still bounding away from me. I also noticed how his long shimmering blond hair going down his back seemed to reflect the sunlight that hit it through the trees. Naked Legolas was now going up the small hill/valley in the same direction as our car. I remember thinking that "the bastard is getting away" and "how is he walking so fast as it felt like I was jogging hard after him". I wanted to question him some more and the thoughts of him being an "alien man" returned to my head has I ran after him. I wanted to question him about it and the weird brain fog - I wanted to just know the truth of who he was, and why was he in the woods? The fact that he was naked didn't matter to me, as it was his choice to be naked in the woods. But the oversized genitals was the most intriguing part about him because of the surrealness of it. As they didn't look fake like some of the silicone injected stuff on the internet. These looked really real and really oversized. I actually yelled out as I saw him moving up the hill, shouting something like 'hey wait! I want to talk with you some more'. I'm going up after him and my aunt is nearly behind me. We both can see through the trees that he gets to the top of the small hill and goes over and down on the other side, presumably in the direction of our car.

I booked it up that small hill with the blueberry bucket and all and it probably took me less than 10-15 seconds, never mind I had to dodge some trees. So I get to the top of the hill and look down in the direction that he was going expecting to see him at the bottom of the hill on the other side. But there is nothing. He vanished. That is the part that really made no sense, and bugs me to this day (but I get it). Now, there are a bunch of trees on the hill and around but it is not that thick with vegetation as far as cover from leaves and branches, and you can see down and around the hill. Most of the leaves and branches are higher up on the trees near the canopy. So I'm standing there looking around thinking maybe he is hiding behind a tree? So my aunt and I proceed to look around for him for a little bit. And then my aunt says 'maybe he is out on the road'. So we go back to the car thinking, maybe we will see him walking down the road. But of course there is nothing. No trace of the naked buff Legolas man.

Afterwards on our way back, we couldn't stop talking and rehashing what we had witnessed, and confirmed each others thoughts on what we remembered and that we both agreed that there was definitely some missing time with the actual encounter. I can't remember what the clock said in the car but it wasn't anything drastic like hours and hours, maybe one hour had passed. We both agreed that he wasn't earth human. He was either a star man, inner earth human or maybe even some king of the forest spirit because of the brain fog that we both had. This brain fog wasn't natural and felt wrong. We thought what if we are somehow related to him because of the weird connection we both felt to him after he touched us. Of course we get back and tell our family members all about the naked buff Legolas with the big penis that surprised us in the woods, and everyone laughed (in a humorous way) and listened with amazement (family is open minded to this stuff) and we laugh about it and how weird it was, and how WTF it was, and told how we felt a weird familiar connection to him when he touched our shoulders. The whole thing was bizarre. Now the running joke is that we didn't find "Big Foot" but that we found "Big Cock" lmao!!! Legolas "Big Cock"... This was the wildest, strangest thing I have ever experienced in my life that was physical and real, and yet surreal - so far. No other experiences can compare because of the whole brain fog feeling especially. And the fact that this was an angelic Adonis like human looking being with oversized genitals. It seemed to far fetched and out there for reality but I now know it is possible. And the fact that there was someone else to experience it with me gave a huge validation. Now we expect to see him again when we go up there, but haven't yet.

Now the absolute weirdest part of all of this experience. Is now I have dreams every so often with the naked big dick Legolas man in them. I know this will make things really seem super gay, if they didn't already (nothing wrong with that actually) but I will not deny these experience just because they happened to be with another man with a super big penis and balls lol. Must investigate this further. I have contemplated hypnosis regression to see if I can bring out more memories of the encounter but part of me doesn't believe I could be hypnotized by conventional methods. Tried hypnosis as a teen for fun and the hypnotist said I couldn't be hypnotized.

So anyway, my point at the top is that in researching other encounters similar to mine, I have never read any story or account where there was a naked male or female - for that matter - described in some detail that was not of this world, that someone interacted with. Of either an alien, spirit or something else seemingly not of this world that was naked. The closest story with this theme that I found was a psychic that remote viewed the moon and there was a bunch of naked men working in or on the surface of the moon - truly bizarre. And the remote viewer did not say how big their genitals were lol... So I guess my story can be one for the books!

A man having sex with.... a tree

One of my favorite threads.

Bump for AC input.

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So anyway, my point at the top is that in researching other encounters similar to mine, I have never read any story or account where there was a naked male or female - for that matter - described in some detail that was not of this world, that someone interacted with. Of either an alien, spirit or something else seemingly not of this world that was naked. The closest story with this theme that I found was a psychic that remote viewed the moon and there was a bunch of naked men working in or on the surface of the moon - truly bizarre. And the remote viewer did not say how big their genitals were lol... So I guess my story can be one for the books!


Amazing story , you deserve a reply for that one.

You mentioned the word Angelic a few times , perhaps he was that.

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This is truly bizarre. Can you specify exactly where you were when this occurred? And give a date?

Hey Scrump, fellow East Texan here :) I know I'm a bit late to this thread but I was wondering...have you heard the stories about people spotting mountain lions in our area? My husband swears that once when he was about 12 years old hunting with his dad around the Sabine river bottom, he saw a huge, black cat jump down from a tree. He says he remembers it so vividly and that this wasn't just a large house cat, but it was massive, like mountain lion size. He says he made eye contact with it for a split second before it ran away. Just curious if you've heard about any other sightings?

I am just outside of Tyler (not far off I20, actually) and my husband has told me for years that he saw a black panther down by the Sabine river when he was a kid!! People always say, oh we don't have those here...but he swears to this day that he knows exactly what he saw.