We should be teaching our kids the TRUTH dammit.

They should be taught what we teach our kids at home...you know..all those wonderful TRUTHS we force on our children..the same ones we had forced on us.

Truths like..

Santa is REAL and knows who is naughty and nice..and has a sled that can travel faster than light and can carry BILLIONS of tons of chinese landfill pulled by magical flying reindeer and somehow manages to get his fat ass down small chimeneys to deliver said landfill and at the same time consume at least a million gallons of milk and a millions tons of cookies left by boys and girls worldwide..and still manages to get in and out of said chimeneys.

That the easter bunny hops around the world faster than light with a basket filled with about a billion tons of chocolate eggs and is never spotted even ONCE!

That there is a special fairy that has a tooth fetish that spends all its time zooming around the world carrying with it at least a billion tons in coins of various denominations and currencies to exchange them for the enamel offcasts of children known as teeth. This fairy does not disclose what it does with said teeth but I would hate to imagine what it needs them for.

But you try and tell your kids that God loves them and suddenly you are DESTROYING THEIR LITTLE MINDS!

Its a weird weird world.