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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 5804833  United States11/21/2011 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's another bear climbs toward a guy in a treestand story. Quoting: N34444 His girlfriend shooed them away - lol [link to www.wwmt.com] You have to endure a short advertisement. Fortune says the bears hung around for two hours until his girlfriend came looking for him and scared them off. Not that surprising, I'm sorry to say.  |
Amanapple
 User ID: 5786915  Belgium11/21/2011 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think he handled that very well, show anger or fear and you get that in return. I used to run the wilderness miles away from anyone, had a few run ins with bears and one mountain lion. The bear was within 20 feet when we met, I talked softly, he stayed calm and wandered off. Quoting: sailormon 5785574 The mountain lion however watched me carefully as I talked to it, and backed away, before he also loped into the woods. Only once did I ever worry about a bear when I heard it tracking me, but I out ran him as he was still in the underbrush, just keep your cool it the rule. A friend and I encounter a bear in the the woods. My friend asked what do we do now? I told him we can't both outrun a bear but, I sure as hell can out run you. survival of the fittest at its best  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4388832 United States11/21/2011 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i hope you are better at hannibal lectoring than spelling .... or you are going to be dying of starvation ! i have no idea why glp messes up my quoting order : i said : i hope you are better at hannibal lectoring than spelling otherwise you are going to die of starvation ! I do use spell checker alot |
| Frankenstein
User ID: 952673 United States11/21/2011 05:03 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Black bears are nice animals. Quoting: Frater harmless except to garbage cans. My Mom has a ski house in the addirondacks, upstate NY, sometimes they come by and no one is ever worried. I've been outside with one, once it noticed me, it left. Their almost harmless and not a problem. Frater Famous last words...wait 'tll you get one that just got evicted and his old lady just took off with a brown bear...he'll pull your limbs off one by one... This is true. Black bears are very dangerous and account for one or two deaths per year here in PA... idiots who like to feed them, or mistake those cute cubs for abandoned orphans or keep food in their tents when they turn in. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 5777841  Poland11/21/2011 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Amy_A
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| Nickadeemus
User ID: 4415921 United States11/21/2011 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That took balls the size of coconuts. However, I'm a hiker from Ga. and I've walked up on Black bears over twenty times. They are very docile and pliable. They get scared easily and rarely attack humans. On the rare, a human with no fucking sence will get between a mama and her cubs and all hell breaks loose, but through hikers know how to deal with them. They're alot like dumb ass horses. Nick® Last Edited by Nickadeemus on 11/21/2011 05:06 PM Pure Life; Get it on... |
| Amanapple
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 5808188 United States11/21/2011 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. thank you for illustrating how fear perpetuates violence. before, you retort with some more fearful excuses consider your cities. beyond anything a mere bear can do, your cities are devouring whole ecosystems. much more of a danger to you than even a 1,000 klondike browns are the chemicals you interact with on a daily basis. the bear lives in symbiosis with its natural environment. while you and your lifestyle are a plague and a panic upon the crust. |
| Amanapple
User ID: 5786915 Belgium11/21/2011 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i wish you where extinct |
ScrumpTheTexan
Forum Administrator User ID: 1186529 United States11/21/2011 05:22 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thank you for illustrating how fear perpetuates violence. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5808188 before, you retort with some more fearful excuses consider your cities. beyond anything a mere bear can do, your cities are devouring whole ecosystems. much more of a danger to you than even a 1,000 klondike browns are the chemicals you interact with on a daily basis. the bear lives in symbiosis with its natural environment. while you and your lifestyle are a plague and a panic upon the crust.  I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800  The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
| Amanapple
User ID: 5786915 Belgium11/21/2011 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thank you for illustrating how fear perpetuates violence. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5808188 before, you retort with some more fearful excuses consider your cities. beyond anything a mere bear can do, your cities are devouring whole ecosystems. much more of a danger to you than even a 1,000 klondike browns are the chemicals you interact with on a daily basis. the bear lives in symbiosis with its natural environment. while you and your lifestyle are a plague and a panic upon the crust. baffling ... why cry to the demise of one tree while there are PLENTY of others whoms existance you could celebrate ... |
| Tuff~Kooky
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| justwatching
User ID: 5808342 United States11/21/2011 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF There is if you are bear hunting...I was never attacked by a deer or a fish, but I've taken many home to eat... Who eats bear, it's wormy meat. I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :) You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty. As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside. Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven. By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat. bet you'd change your mind on that with a 400 pound wild boar running you down and ripping your legs off. their heat is 6 inch or longer razor sharp tusks |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4388832 United States11/21/2011 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. thank you for illustrating how fear perpetuates violence. before, you retort with some more fearful excuses consider your cities. beyond anything a mere bear can do, your cities are devouring whole ecosystems. much more of a danger to you than even a 1,000 klondike browns are the chemicals you interact with on a daily basis. the bear lives in symbiosis with its natural environment. while you and your lifestyle are a plague and a panic upon the crust. So says the tree hugging cave dweller. |
| Amanapple
User ID: 5786915 Belgium11/21/2011 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. thank you for illustrating how fear perpetuates violence. before, you retort with some more fearful excuses consider your cities. beyond anything a mere bear can do, your cities are devouring whole ecosystems. much more of a danger to you than even a 1,000 klondike browns are the chemicals you interact with on a daily basis. the bear lives in symbiosis with its natural environment. while you and your lifestyle are a plague and a panic upon the crust. So says the tree hugging cave dweller. there are no trees in caves try again ! |
| Patrick Bateman
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| Aiyanna
User ID: 4659412 United States11/21/2011 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That was the most adorable bear i have ever seen..Sad to think that anyone else in that situtation would have put a bullet through its head without any question. I have much respect for that brave man recording! The bear almost seemed "ashamed" for its curious actions after the gentlemen questioned it's intentions. I think the best ending for that video would have been the gentlemen sharing his lunch with it... Quoting: Aiyanna you obviously have no experience with wildlife sharing your lunch with a bear.....WTF....what planet are you from? Actually the proper question would be what planet are you from..bc here on earth we share our planet with wildlife. Seem strange? Well not to me..Some of us our not toothless hillbilly hunters who find pure pleasure in an innocent animals death. If you must shoot a bear walking through HIS BACKYARD then you deserve to be his lunch, or worse yet a dickless man that feels the need to sit and wait for a curious furrball to wonder close enough for a straight shot through the temple. Experience with wildlife huh...really bc you know all about me right? Well small peckered man did you know this- My family raised lions growing up. I walked side by side with male and female lions majority of my life. For me it was a learning experience. To you it would be target practice while you piss and shit your pants, wouldn't surprise me if you woulda shot your own foot in pure fear. So while you ask what planet am i from..I can answer that in pure confidence that i am HUMAN from the planet EARTH who is concerned for other life around me. anything else sir?Last Edited by Aiyannanaki on 11/21/2011 05:47 PM Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. Chief Seattle, 1854 When all the trees have been cut down, when all the animals have been hunted, when all the waters are polluted, when all the air is unsafe to breathe, only then will you discover you cannot eat money. Cree Prophecy "Our land is everything to us... I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives." - John Wooden Leg, Cheyenne You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of your grandfathers. So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin. Teach your children what we have taught our children, that the earth is our mother. Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth. If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves. ~Iroquois~ |
| Amanapple
User ID: 5786915 Belgium11/21/2011 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That was the most adorable bear i have ever seen..Sad to think that anyone else in that situtation would have put a bullet through its head without any question. I have much respect for that brave man recording! The bear almost seemed "ashamed" for its curious actions after the gentlemen questioned it's intentions. I think the best ending for that video would have been the gentlemen sharing his lunch with it... Quoting: Aiyanna you obviously have no experience with wildlife sharing your lunch with a bear.....WTF....what planet are you from? Actually the proper question would be what planet are you from..bc here on earth we share our planet with wildlife. Seem strange? Well not to me..Some of us our not toothless hillbilly hunters who find pure pleasure in an innocent animals death. If you must shoot a bear walking through HIS BACKYARD then you deserve to be his lunch, or worse yet a dickless man that feels the need to sit and wait for a curious furrball to wonder close enough for a straight shot through the temple. Experience with wildlife huh...really bc you know all about me right? Well small peckered man did you know this- My family raised lions growing up. I walked side by side with male and female lions majority of my life. For me it was a learning experience. To you it would be target practice while you piss and shit your pants, wouldn't surprise me if you would of shoot your own foot in pure fear. So whuile you ask what planet am i from..I can answer that in pure confidence that i am HUMAN from the planet EARTH who is concerned for other life around me. anything else sir?EXACTLY we share the PLANET not our LUNCH ! |
| truthw/setufree
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| ScrumpTheTexan
Forum Administrator User ID: 1186529 United States11/21/2011 05:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thank you for illustrating how fear perpetuates violence. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5808188 before, you retort with some more fearful excuses consider your cities. beyond anything a mere bear can do, your cities are devouring whole ecosystems. much more of a danger to you than even a 1,000 klondike browns are the chemicals you interact with on a daily basis. the bear lives in symbiosis with its natural environment. while you and your lifestyle are a plague and a panic upon the crust. baffling ... why cry to the demise of one tree while there are PLENTY of others whoms existance you could celebrate ... Because they're idiots.  I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
| sounds
User ID: 5603691  Australia11/21/2011 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey OP, as soon as I saw your thread I immediately thought of this. I know it’s a little of topic but the do you have the balls applies . Enjoy. [link to www.youtube.com]  Political correctness without wisdom, is just Political nonsense. |
| Amanapple
User ID: 5786915 Belgium11/21/2011 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thank you for illustrating how fear perpetuates violence. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5808188 before, you retort with some more fearful excuses consider your cities. beyond anything a mere bear can do, your cities are devouring whole ecosystems. much more of a danger to you than even a 1,000 klondike browns are the chemicals you interact with on a daily basis. the bear lives in symbiosis with its natural environment. while you and your lifestyle are a plague and a panic upon the crust. baffling ... why cry to the demise of one tree while there are PLENTY of others whoms existance you could celebrate ... Because they're idiots. ... i have no valid answer or retort ... post scriptum : IS THAT BEING NOTED SOMEWHERE ?! ANYWHERE ?! |
| MrOysterhead
User ID: 5810667 United States11/21/2011 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That was the most adorable bear i have ever seen..Sad to think that anyone else in that situtation would have put a bullet through its head without any question. I have much respect for that brave man recording! The bear almost seemed "ashamed" for its curious actions after the gentlemen questioned it's intentions. I think the best ending for that video would have been the gentlemen sharing his lunch with it... Quoting: Aiyanna you obviously have no experience with wildlife sharing your lunch with a bear.....WTF....what planet are you from? Actually the proper question would be what planet are you from..bc here on earth we share our planet with wildlife. Seem strange? Well not to me..Some of us our not toothless hillbilly hunters who find pure pleasure in an innocent animals death. If you must shoot a bear walking through HIS BACKYARD then you deserve to be his lunch, or worse yet a dickless man that feels the need to sit and wait for a curious furrball to wonder close enough for a straight shot through the temple. Experience with wildlife huh...really bc you know all about me right? Well small peckered man did you know this- My family raised lions growing up. I walked side by side with male and female lions majority of my life. For me it was a learning experience. To you it would be target practice while you piss and shit your pants, wouldn't surprise me if you woulda shot your own foot in pure fear. So while you ask what planet am i from..I can answer that in pure confidence that i am HUMAN from the planet EARTH who is concerned for other life around me. anything else sir?all i can say is LOL. your original comment was about a man sharing his lunch with a WILD bear. there was no mention of tame lions (that doenst count as wildlife...nice try), shitting in pants, dickless males, small dick males, hilly billy hunters or toothless rednecks. There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know. |
| DOCTOR DOOM
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| TCS User ID: 1445810  Canada11/21/2011 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I live in a town in northern Canada that frequently has bears wondering around. Cops will shoot them with shotguns even if the bears aren't doing anything but looking for garbage to eat. I've had bears run out in front of me and see me, and run off as if they had seen the devil. I've had others stroll passed me as if they were out for a morning walk and never even made eye contact with me. Never have I've felt that they were a threat to me but I'm quite aware that they are wild and always give them a wild berth. I also carry bear-spray into the bush with me but never have had to use it. The native Indians use to have a great reverence for the bear because it is such an majestic animal. I've always thought it a privilege when coming across one in the wilderness and would never shoot one for sport and as far as the meat is concerned, I rather eat groundhog than bear. |
| Cool_Machine
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| Amanapple
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| Aiyanna
User ID: 4659412 United States11/21/2011 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That was the most adorable bear i have ever seen..Sad to think that anyone else in that situtation would have put a bullet through its head without any question. I have much respect for that brave man recording! The bear almost seemed "ashamed" for its curious actions after the gentlemen questioned it's intentions. I think the best ending for that video would have been the gentlemen sharing his lunch with it... Quoting: Aiyanna you obviously have no experience with wildlife sharing your lunch with a bear.....WTF....what planet are you from? Actually the proper question would be what planet are you from..bc here on earth we share our planet with wildlife. Seem strange? Well not to me..Some of us our not toothless hillbilly hunters who find pure pleasure in an innocent animals death. If you must shoot a bear walking through HIS BACKYARD then you deserve to be his lunch, or worse yet a dickless man that feels the need to sit and wait for a curious furrball to wonder close enough for a straight shot through the temple. Experience with wildlife huh...really bc you know all about me right? Well small peckered man did you know this- My family raised lions growing up. I walked side by side with male and female lions majority of my life. For me it was a learning experience. To you it would be target practice while you piss and shit your pants, wouldn't surprise me if you would of shoot your own foot in pure fear. So whuile you ask what planet am i from..I can answer that in pure confidence that i am HUMAN from the planet EARTH who is concerned for other life around me. anything else sir?EXACTLY we share the PLANET not our LUNCH ! some people just dont understand sarcasm..I would ASSUME he was either baiting or he had LUNCH. And to the "not share" lunch comment...lol either share your lunch or he'll take your face as the next best offer! Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. Chief Seattle, 1854 When all the trees have been cut down, when all the animals have been hunted, when all the waters are polluted, when all the air is unsafe to breathe, only then will you discover you cannot eat money. Cree Prophecy "Our land is everything to us... I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives." - John Wooden Leg, Cheyenne You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of your grandfathers. So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin. Teach your children what we have taught our children, that the earth is our mother. Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth. If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves. ~Iroquois~ |
