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Great vid!

Doesn't look like the guy was in any serious danger...


VVV-This guy-VVV though... different story.



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Bear wasn't aggressive at all. No reason to kill it.
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There is if you are bear hunting...I was never attacked by a deer or a fish, but I've taken many home to eat...
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Who eats bear, it's wormy meat.
 Quoting: Madame X


I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog.
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that bear was probably raised as a cub by a wildlife rehabber, bears who are raised by people are totally friendly and harmless to you, they are like little kids.
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head.

Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME!

And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing.
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He may or may not have had a rifle with him. Don't forget he was holding a camera at the time. The time to take putting that camera down and picking up the rifle I think he would have been lunch.
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HOLY! you escalade drivin starbucks drinkin city dwellers are clueless. Have you seen the eyeballs on a bear
they are tiny, this bear was following his nose and couldn`t see the guy in the tree stand. The bear crapped his pants when the guy spoke up. And of course he had a gun fools the guy was HUNTING!Stop debating that. It`s a tree stand! Was he collecting mapple sap to sell to cashmere sweater wearing americans for $30 a litre
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All that's true.... I'm not disputing it. I'm just saying it COULD have turned out totally differently and the guy in the stand would have been jeered as being an idiot instead of an experienced woodsman. Same bear, different day, different outcome.
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Bear wasn't aggressive at all. No reason to kill it.
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^^^^^
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Great vid!

Doesn't look like the guy was in any serious danger...


VVV-This guy-VVV though... different story.



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can't get over the fact how bears are so similar to dogs ...
and dayum !
that's having balls !
shoot in the air instead of at the bear !
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I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832


Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty.

Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals.

I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people.
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I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832


Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty.

Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals.

I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people.
 Quoting: Gaia Leukocyte


human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho !

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the tragedy is, alot of these bears these big hard ass macho hunters kill, are bears raised as cubs by wild life rehabbers. They like people and will come to investigate the hunters, try to be friends. The little girl hunters will shriek and jump up in a tree and shoot it because it makes them feel like they have huge balls.
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I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832


Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty.

Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals.

I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people.
 Quoting: Gaia Leukocyte


human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho !

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And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL
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Right, and so you kill everything in the universe.

Yet, you wonder why your planet is going to be non-existent in a few years.
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the tragedy is, alot of these bears these big hard ass macho hunters kill, are bears raised as cubs by wild life rehabbers. They like people and will come to investigate the hunters, try to be friends. The little girl hunters will shriek and jump up in a tree and shoot it because it makes them feel like they have huge balls.
 Quoting: Gaia Leukocyte


The rehabbers should tie a cutesy little pink bow around its neck to let us know it's really a domesticated pet bear.
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I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832


Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty.

Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals.

I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people.
 Quoting: Gaia Leukocyte


human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho !

 Quoting: Amanapple


And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL
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care to come and find out ?

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No one has balls, that has not smoked salvia d

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Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty.

Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals.

I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people.
 Quoting: Gaia Leukocyte


human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho !

 Quoting: Amanapple


And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL
 Quoting: N34444


care to come and find out ?

tounge
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The next video was more cool...



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Yes I certainly do have balls and let me tell you, there are WAY more wild humans then wild animals and the humans are much more violent, deadly, and above all, STUPID.

That bear is not a threat and in fact it is a PERFECT example of how to RESPECT nature.

The hunter CLEARLY has a SOULBOUND respect for nature, and that is how he changed the situation so easily.

Any cunt redneck with a gun can shoot a bear. It takes a real man to gently dissuade a bear from even the beginnings of hostility.

And the bear was very grateful. He knows not to mess around with nature's deadliest animal, humanity, and so when he realizes the funny smells he is following belong to a human, he is MORE than happy to turn around and run away.

Good work for the hunter showing the respect for nature and good work for the bear showing the world that nature isn't just out to get you, it's simply what goes on outside of your house.
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human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho !

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And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL
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care to come and find out ?

tounge
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I think I remember you from the Texas Chainsaw Massacres movie.
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I love you too hf
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And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL
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care to come and find out ?

tounge
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I think I remember you from the Texas Chainsaw Massacres movie.
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I love you too hf
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The next video was more cool...



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That's ridiculous. It goes so damn fast that you can't see it nor follow it with a camera, and I bet it's a bitch to control or to land in one piece.

400 mile per hour TOY PLANE?

Hey guess what, I have some almonds, I need to break them open, so I guess I need to go buy a 30 pound steel sledgehammer???

Come on.

This is just an extension of a man's tiny penis.
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head.

Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME!

And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing.
 Quoting: N34444


That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit.

Loser!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5773248


Wow, way to man up.

Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL
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Fuck, and there was me thinking it takes no courage at all to pull the trigger on something that's totally defenceless.
I'm now in awe of your obvious fearlessness and strength of character.
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About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head.

Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME!

And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing.
 Quoting: N34444


That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit.

Loser!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5773248


Wow, way to man up.

Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL
 Quoting: N34444


Fuck, and there was me thinking it takes no courage at all to pull the trigger on something that's totally defenceless.
I'm now in awe of your obvious fearlessness and strength of character.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5504263


As you should be. If it wasn't for us and our guns, Hitler's grandson would be fucking your queen up the ass every night. Go away.
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About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head.

Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME!

And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing.
 Quoting: N34444


That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit.

Loser!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5773248


Wow, way to man up.

Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL
 Quoting: N34444


Fuck, and there was me thinking it takes no courage at all to pull the trigger on something that's totally defenceless.
I'm now in awe of your obvious fearlessness and strength of character.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5504263


true!
it only takes a finger !
yet it takes a shite of a lot of courage to say that when staring in the black hole of a gun barrel !
lets put that to the test shall we ^^
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I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832


Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty.

Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals.

I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people.
 Quoting: Gaia Leukocyte


human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho !

 Quoting: Amanapple


And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL
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I a very short time we will all turn into Hannibal Lecters.
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AWWWWWWWWW that's so CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think he handled that very well, show anger or fear and you get that in return. I used to run the wilderness miles away from anyone, had a few run ins with bears and one mountain lion. The bear was within 20 feet when we met, I talked softly, he stayed calm and wandered off.

The mountain lion however watched me carefully as I talked to it, and backed away, before he also loped into the woods. Only once did I ever worry about a bear when I heard it tracking me, but I out ran him as he was still in the underbrush, just keep your cool it the rule.
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Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty.

Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals.

I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people.
 Quoting: Gaia Leukocyte


human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho !

 Quoting: Amanapple


And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL
 Quoting: N34444

I a very short time we will all turn into Hannibal Lecters.
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I meant to say "In a very short time" I should proof read better.
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human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho !

 Quoting: Amanapple


And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL
 Quoting: N34444

I a very short time we will all turn into Hannibal Lecters.
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I meant to say "In a very short time" I should proof read better.
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i hope you are better at hannibal lectoring than spelling .... or you are going to be dying of starvation !

Last Edited by Brussel Sprouts are bitter on 11/21/2011 04:58 PM
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And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL
 Quoting: N34444

I a very short time we will all turn into Hannibal Lecters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832


I meant to say "In a very short time" I should proof read better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832




i hope you are better at hannibal lectoring than spelling .... or you are going to be dying of starvation !
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i have no idea why glp messes up my quoting order :
i said :

i hope you are better at hannibal lectoring than spelling otherwise you are going to die of starvation !
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I think he handled that very well, show anger or fear and you get that in return. I used to run the wilderness miles away from anyone, had a few run ins with bears and one mountain lion. The bear was within 20 feet when we met, I talked softly, he stayed calm and wandered off.

The mountain lion however watched me carefully as I talked to it, and backed away, before he also loped into the woods. Only once did I ever worry about a bear when I heard it tracking me, but I out ran him as he was still in the underbrush, just keep your cool it the rule.
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A friend and I encounter a bear in the the woods. My friend asked what do we do now? I told him we can't both outrun a bear but, I sure as hell can out run you.





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