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ScrumpTheTexan
Forum Administrator User ID: 1186529 United States 11/21/2011 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Doesn't look like the guy was in any serious danger... VVV-This guy-VVV though... different story. I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4388832 United States 11/21/2011 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is if you are bear hunting...I was never attacked by a deer or a fish, but I've taken many home to eat... Who eats bear, it's wormy meat. I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog. |
Gaia Leukocyte
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N34444
(OP) User ID: 5636463 Czechia 11/21/2011 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. He may or may not have had a rifle with him. Don't forget he was holding a camera at the time. The time to take putting that camera down and picking up the rifle I think he would have been lunch. HOLY! you escalade drivin starbucks drinkin city dwellers are clueless. Have you seen the eyeballs on a bear they are tiny, this bear was following his nose and couldn`t see the guy in the tree stand. The bear crapped his pants when the guy spoke up. And of course he had a gun fools the guy was HUNTING!Stop debating that. It`s a tree stand! Was he collecting mapple sap to sell to cashmere sweater wearing americans for $30 a litre All that's true.... I'm not disputing it. I'm just saying it COULD have turned out totally differently and the guy in the stand would have been jeered as being an idiot instead of an experienced woodsman. Same bear, different day, different outcome. Assets feed you, liabilities eat you. |
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Amanapple
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Gaia Leukocyte
User ID: 5560756 United States 11/21/2011 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832 Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty. Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals. I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people. |
Amanapple
User ID: 5786915 Belgium 11/21/2011 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832 Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty. Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals. I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people. human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho ! Last Edited by Brussel Sprouts are bitter on 11/21/2011 04:34 PM |
Gaia Leukocyte
User ID: 5560756 United States 11/21/2011 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the tragedy is, alot of these bears these big hard ass macho hunters kill, are bears raised as cubs by wild life rehabbers. They like people and will come to investigate the hunters, try to be friends. The little girl hunters will shriek and jump up in a tree and shoot it because it makes them feel like they have huge balls. |
N34444
(OP) User ID: 1327565 United States 11/21/2011 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832 Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty. Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals. I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people. human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho ! And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL Assets feed you, liabilities eat you. |
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N34444
(OP) User ID: 1327565 United States 11/21/2011 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the tragedy is, alot of these bears these big hard ass macho hunters kill, are bears raised as cubs by wild life rehabbers. They like people and will come to investigate the hunters, try to be friends. The little girl hunters will shriek and jump up in a tree and shoot it because it makes them feel like they have huge balls. Quoting: Gaia Leukocyte The rehabbers should tie a cutesy little pink bow around its neck to let us know it's really a domesticated pet bear. Assets feed you, liabilities eat you. |
Amanapple
User ID: 5786915 Belgium 11/21/2011 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832 Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty. Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals. I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people. human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho ! And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL care to come and find out ? |
Levski
User ID: 2499866 Bulgaria 11/21/2011 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one has balls, that has not smoked salvia d Last Edited by Levski on 11/21/2011 04:40 PM Noah was a conspiracy theorist too, until it started raining. |
N34444
(OP) User ID: 1327565 United States 11/21/2011 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Gaia Leukocyte Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty. Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals. I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people. human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho ! And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL care to come and find out ? I think I remember you from the Texas Chainsaw Massacres movie. Assets feed you, liabilities eat you. |
FatalW1shes
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5806613 United States 11/21/2011 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes I certainly do have balls and let me tell you, there are WAY more wild humans then wild animals and the humans are much more violent, deadly, and above all, STUPID. That bear is not a threat and in fact it is a PERFECT example of how to RESPECT nature. The hunter CLEARLY has a SOULBOUND respect for nature, and that is how he changed the situation so easily. Any cunt redneck with a gun can shoot a bear. It takes a real man to gently dissuade a bear from even the beginnings of hostility. And the bear was very grateful. He knows not to mess around with nature's deadliest animal, humanity, and so when he realizes the funny smells he is following belong to a human, he is MORE than happy to turn around and run away. Good work for the hunter showing the respect for nature and good work for the bear showing the world that nature isn't just out to get you, it's simply what goes on outside of your house. |
Amanapple
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5806613 United States 11/21/2011 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's ridiculous. It goes so damn fast that you can't see it nor follow it with a camera, and I bet it's a bitch to control or to land in one piece. 400 mile per hour TOY PLANE? Hey guess what, I have some almonds, I need to break them open, so I guess I need to go buy a 30 pound steel sledgehammer??? Come on. This is just an extension of a man's tiny penis. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5504263 United Kingdom 11/21/2011 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit. Loser! Wow, way to man up. Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL Fuck, and there was me thinking it takes no courage at all to pull the trigger on something that's totally defenceless. I'm now in awe of your obvious fearlessness and strength of character. |
N34444
(OP) User ID: 1443369 United States 11/21/2011 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: N34444 About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit. Loser! Wow, way to man up. Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL Fuck, and there was me thinking it takes no courage at all to pull the trigger on something that's totally defenceless. I'm now in awe of your obvious fearlessness and strength of character. As you should be. If it wasn't for us and our guns, Hitler's grandson would be fucking your queen up the ass every night. Go away. Assets feed you, liabilities eat you. |
Amanapple
User ID: 5786915 Belgium 11/21/2011 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: N34444 About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit. Loser! Wow, way to man up. Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL Fuck, and there was me thinking it takes no courage at all to pull the trigger on something that's totally defenceless. I'm now in awe of your obvious fearlessness and strength of character. true! it only takes a finger ! yet it takes a shite of a lot of courage to say that when staring in the black hole of a gun barrel ! lets put that to the test shall we ^^ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4388832 United States 11/21/2011 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried bear meat. I didn't like the taste of it. I was told not to eat any of the fat. So I figured why not, I tried a taste of the fat. Most putrid thing I ever tasted. I'll stick to venison, elk, or wild hog. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4388832 Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty. Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals. I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people. human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho ! And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL I a very short time we will all turn into Hannibal Lecters. |
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sailormon User ID: 5785574 United States 11/21/2011 04:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The mountain lion however watched me carefully as I talked to it, and backed away, before he also loped into the woods. Only once did I ever worry about a bear when I heard it tracking me, but I out ran him as he was still in the underbrush, just keep your cool it the rule. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4388832 United States 11/21/2011 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Gaia Leukocyte Human beings are the best tasting meat in the world. The reason wild animals don't taste good is because they eat untasty stuff in the wild. When animals are fed tasty food, it makes their meat tasty. Humans eat very very tasty food, and are therefore far more tasty than wild animals. I suggest all hunters who want to go eat something really tasty, leave the bears and deer and wildlife alone and go eat people. human meat resembles poultry more than red meat tho ! And you would know that how, exactly?????? LOL I a very short time we will all turn into Hannibal Lecters. I meant to say "In a very short time" I should proof read better. |
Amanapple
User ID: 5786915 Belgium 11/21/2011 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I a very short time we will all turn into Hannibal Lecters. I meant to say "In a very short time" I should proof read better. i hope you are better at hannibal lectoring than spelling .... or you are going to be dying of starvation ! Last Edited by Brussel Sprouts are bitter on 11/21/2011 04:58 PM |
Amanapple
User ID: 5786915 Belgium 11/21/2011 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I meant to say "In a very short time" I should proof read better. i hope you are better at hannibal lectoring than spelling .... or you are going to be dying of starvation ! i have no idea why glp messes up my quoting order : i said : i hope you are better at hannibal lectoring than spelling otherwise you are going to die of starvation ! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4388832 United States 11/21/2011 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think he handled that very well, show anger or fear and you get that in return. I used to run the wilderness miles away from anyone, had a few run ins with bears and one mountain lion. The bear was within 20 feet when we met, I talked softly, he stayed calm and wandered off. Quoting: sailormon 5785574 The mountain lion however watched me carefully as I talked to it, and backed away, before he also loped into the woods. Only once did I ever worry about a bear when I heard it tracking me, but I out ran him as he was still in the underbrush, just keep your cool it the rule. A friend and I encounter a bear in the the woods. My friend asked what do we do now? I told him we can't both outrun a bear but, I sure as hell can out run you. |