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So, you think you have balls, huh????

 
Sledster

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11/21/2011 03:13 PM

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That 500 or so lb black bear wasnt a juvinile, but he looked young, maybe 2 years old or so. Most black bears are nothing to worry about as long as you dont feed them.

Brown and Griz, they are a different breed.
I would have had to shoot a brown on site, and no, he never would have gotten near the stand. Never confronted a Griz, dont really want to.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

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11/21/2011 03:14 PM
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One thing is for sure....

I'd own a new rug had this been me.

HOLY SHIT!

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He was cute! I would be throwing him food.
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i hope you are being sarcastic
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Really, you want to starve them a bit so the skin is easier to remove for the bearskin rug...
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I'd rather starve you so your skin is easier to remove.
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11/21/2011 03:15 PM

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He was cute! I would be throwing him food.
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i hope you are being sarcastic
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Really, you want to starve them a bit so the skin is easier to remove for the bearskin rug...
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I'd rather starve you so your skin is easier to remove.
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Good luck with that:




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11/21/2011 03:18 PM
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this hunter is the shit, very classy. only a pussy would shoot a non-aggressive animal

i would have asked the bear to join me for a pot of honey, but again in don't think bears are known for sharing and i like my honey
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11/21/2011 03:19 PM

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this hunter is the shit, very classy. only a pussy would shoot a non-aggressive animal
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Do you wait for chickens to attack you before you can kill and eat them?
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11/21/2011 03:22 PM
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this hunter is the shit, very classy. only a pussy would shoot a non-aggressive animal
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Do you wait for chickens to attack you before you can kill and eat them?
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haha touche

i meant that comment to exist outside the hunting paradigm, as i do so enjoy my meat
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11/21/2011 03:23 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2011 03:28 PM
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Re: So, you think you have balls, huh????
Big flippin deal. Have been in that position dozens and dozens of times. Even kicked one or two gently in the nose when talking or banging on the platform didn't work.

They are just being bears and deserve your respect. If you are going to intrude and feed them, then you need to expect some close encounters............. and that should not end in the demise of the bear unless you are hunting and the one climbing up for a visit is the one you want. Otherwise you send them on their way, no worse for wear....... take a picture or some video as this guy did.

The world is full of citified pussies. Oh and by the way bear meat is good to eat, especially fall bears. Wormy? I assume the poster is referring to trichinosis and this is predominantly found in bears that are scrounging in or near dumps/eating garbage. Rare in a wilderness bear. You usually eat bear meat cooked like pork anyways and it is not an issue.
N34444  (OP)

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11/21/2011 03:31 PM
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Big flippin deal. Have been in that position dozens and dozens of times. Even kicked one or two gently in the nose when talking or banging on the platform didn't work.

They are just being bears and deserve your respect. If you are going to intrude and feed them, then you need to expect some close encounters............. and that should not end in the demise of the bear unless you are hunting and the one climbing up for a visit is the one you want. Otherwise you send them on their way, no worse for wear....... take a picture or some video as this guy did.

The world is full of citified pussies. Oh and by the way bear meat is good to eat, especially fall bears. Wormy? I assume the poster is referring to trichinosis and this is predominantly found in bears that are scrounging in or near dumps/eating garbage. Rare in a wilderness bear. You usually eat bear meat cooked like pork anyways and it is not an issue.
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Now I know you're a troll. Bears are NOT to be fed. Anyone that knows the first thing about them knows you'll end up having to kill them if you feed it.
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11/21/2011 03:32 PM
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That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit.

Loser!

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In the south it is common knowledge when arriving on someones property, honk a couple of times, sit in the car, when the owner looks out and sees you he will put his gun down to a safe position (no longer towards you) and invite you in if he knows why you are there or if you are not a possible enemy.

We never consider this cowardly and we also know not to surprise someone for fear they may be asleep.

No one is scared, just well armed. It is a southern tradition
Borday

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11/21/2011 03:32 PM
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Re: So, you think you have balls, huh????
I have hunted quit a bit , but I think the bear would have left for the shower coming down my leg before I said hello bear lol

Last Edited by Borday on 11/21/2011 03:33 PM
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11/21/2011 03:33 PM
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


You low brow ignorant redneck some people have respect for wild life and don't just kill it for sport or because they can.
Ohwow!

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11/21/2011 03:33 PM
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here ya go OP, 5* - great video
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11/21/2011 03:35 PM

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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


You low brow ignorant redneck some people have respect for wild life and don't just kill it for sport or because they can.
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I'd type out a witty response for you, but my knuckles are sore from dragging the ground all day...
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11/21/2011 03:35 PM
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Re: So, you think you have balls, huh????
That 500 or so lb black bear wasnt a juvinile, but he looked young, maybe 2 years old or so. Most black bears are nothing to worry about as long as you dont feed them.

Brown and Griz, they are a different breed.
I would have had to shoot a brown on site, and no, he never would have gotten near the stand. Never confronted a Griz, dont really want to.
 Quoting: Sledster


I dont think most readers understand how docile most black bear are. That was still a pretty good size bear, but my reaction would have been bout the same.

Brown, grizzly, or polar bear... entirely different story.

Panda bear... not really sure on them. Speaking of pandas... I got one for ya.


A panda is approached by a prostitute. She says, “Would you like a nice time?”

The Panda says, “Sure, why not?”

So they both go back to her room and engage in a long night of passion-filled sex.

In the morning the Panda gets up and says, “Thanks for a great night. I've got to get back to the Zoo now.”

She says, “WAIT! You haven’t paid me yet!”

“What do you mean pay you?” says Panda.

“Well, I’m a prostitute,” she says.

“What’s that?” says Panda.

“Get the dictionary,” says she.

The Panda reads: “Prostitute = a woman who provides sexual pleasure for money.”

He says, “Look up the definition of Panda”

She opens the dictionary at the required page and reads, “Panda = black and white furry creature. Eats shoots and leaves.”

dance
MrZephyros

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11/21/2011 03:38 PM
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One thing is for sure....

I'd own a new rug had this been me.

HOLY SHIT!

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 Quoting: N34444


He's in a hunters tree stand.....so it goes to follow he had a gun too.
Camera in one hand..... 30.06 in the other.

No worries.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


The joker was wearing plastic/rubber wet-wear boots.
Do hunters wear that type of boots in Canada bear country?

Sure, cammo colour. I dig my garden in boots that look like that.

Good call though... "Hey! What're you doin' there?"
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2011 03:41 PM
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Big flippin deal. Have been in that position dozens and dozens of times. Even kicked one or two gently in the nose when talking or banging on the platform didn't work.

They are just being bears and deserve your respect. If you are going to intrude and feed them, then you need to expect some close encounters............. and that should not end in the demise of the bear unless you are hunting and the one climbing up for a visit is the one you want. Otherwise you send them on their way, no worse for wear....... take a picture or some video as this guy did.

The world is full of citified pussies. Oh and by the way bear meat is good to eat, especially fall bears. Wormy? I assume the poster is referring to trichinosis and this is predominantly found in bears that are scrounging in or near dumps/eating garbage. Rare in a wilderness bear. You usually eat bear meat cooked like pork anyways and it is not an issue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317751


Now I know you're a troll. Bears are NOT to be fed. Anyone that knows the first thing about them knows you'll end up having to kill them if you feed it.
 Quoting: N34444


And you are obviously an idiot. The guy in the video is baiting bears. That is why the bear came there......... the logs in the first part of the video are where they have been placing the bait. Before you spout off you should make sure you know what you are talking about. If you watched the video and didn't know what is going on then you obviously do not know jack shit.

Oh and incase you didn't know, baiting for bears during a legal hunting season is allowed in all Canadian provinces except BC and parts of Alberta, which does not permit baiting because most areas also have grizzlies. It is also legal in many states, especially in the midwest.
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11/21/2011 03:41 PM
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When the bear got his first look at that guy, it was like

wtf
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11/21/2011 03:42 PM
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One thing is for sure....

I'd own a new rug had this been me.

HOLY SHIT!

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That was awesome!! Thanks for sharing! lol
CrazyMama73

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11/21/2011 03:42 PM

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That bear was sooo cute! Reminded me of a smaller version of the one that was at the top of a Beach Nut Tree, while my family and me were going for a hike in the back of my parents property. Of course at the time I was shitting myself, but when I look back, he was still cute lol.

Sorry had to make a correction, the bear in the video was larger.

Last Edited by CrazyMama73 on 11/21/2011 03:45 PM
N34444  (OP)

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11/21/2011 03:44 PM
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Re: So, you think you have balls, huh????
Big flippin deal. Have been in that position dozens and dozens of times. Even kicked one or two gently in the nose when talking or banging on the platform didn't work.

They are just being bears and deserve your respect. If you are going to intrude and feed them, then you need to expect some close encounters............. and that should not end in the demise of the bear unless you are hunting and the one climbing up for a visit is the one you want. Otherwise you send them on their way, no worse for wear....... take a picture or some video as this guy did.

The world is full of citified pussies. Oh and by the way bear meat is good to eat, especially fall bears. Wormy? I assume the poster is referring to trichinosis and this is predominantly found in bears that are scrounging in or near dumps/eating garbage. Rare in a wilderness bear. You usually eat bear meat cooked like pork anyways and it is not an issue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317751


Now I know you're a troll. Bears are NOT to be fed. Anyone that knows the first thing about them knows you'll end up having to kill them if you feed it.
 Quoting: N34444


And you are obviously an idiot. The guy in the video is baiting bears. That is why the bear came there......... the logs in the first part of the video are where they have been placing the bait. Before you spout off you should make sure you know what you are talking about. If you watched the video and didn't know what is going on then you obviously do not know jack shit.

Oh and incase you didn't know, baiting for bears during a legal hunting season is allowed in all Canadian provinces except BC and parts of Alberta, which does not permit baiting because most areas also have grizzlies. It is also legal in many states, especially in the midwest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317751


Hey, asswipe, nice try and nice backpedal and all that retreat shit, but since when is common for anyone other than a fucktard to confuse "baiting" and "feeding?"

You just pwned yourself.
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gd2balive

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11/21/2011 03:45 PM
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Bear wasn't aggressive at all. No reason to kill it.
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I agree besides that humans mean typically there might be some food left behind. Gotta give it too that guy for making the right call. The animal was displaying a curious nature not an aggressive nature & if you have hunted long enough you would know when to shoot and when not to shoot. He made the right call.Been there done that!

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11/21/2011 03:49 PM
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head.

Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME!

And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing.
 Quoting: N34444


That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit.

Loser!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5773248


That was totally uncalled for.
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11/21/2011 03:49 PM
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What back peddle. Feed, bait............ semantics and total bullshit as you well know. The guy was not in the ladder stand staring at the pine trees for something to do. The bear came there because food was being put out at the bait site............ if you want to pick at one word, go ahead. I could care less, it just demonstrates what an anal ass you are.
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11/21/2011 03:51 PM
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I think most hunters put into that situation would have shot the bear and asked questions later.

Kudos to this 'enlightened' hunter for his self-control
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Yep!

Obviuosly it's not his first encounter with bears.

Do you guys remember Timothy Treadwell who hung out with bears all day?


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You're cowardly scum but I won't say anymore than that after learning you're a woman.
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pretty funny considering the source
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Oh, is that right, "Oysterhead"?

lolatu
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yes that is right.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


I said the same thing to an axe-carrying thief that the hunter said to the bear and I WAS UNARMED.

The axe-wielder took off, same as the bear.

Being a coward, you wouldn't understand that.
N34444  (OP)

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11/21/2011 03:52 PM
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Here's another bear climbs toward a guy in a treestand story.

His girlfriend shooed them away - lol

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11/21/2011 03:54 PM
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head.

Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME!

And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing.
 Quoting: N34444


That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit.

Loser!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5773248


That was totally uncalled for.
 Quoting: madam 3363750


Yeah, it was, but it wouldn't be GLP without it, now would it???

LOL
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N34444  (OP)

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11/21/2011 03:55 PM
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What back peddle. Feed, bait............ semantics and total bullshit as you well know. The guy was not in the ladder stand staring at the pine trees for something to do. The bear came there because food was being put out at the bait site............ if you want to pick at one word, go ahead. I could care less, it just demonstrates what an anal ass you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317751


You mean you "couldn't" care less...

You canuks do go to school, don't you? You do speak english up there between beers, don't you???

Last Edited by N34444 on 11/21/2011 03:56 PM
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11/21/2011 04:00 PM
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Re: So, you think you have balls, huh????
Oh I thought you had a new wig.I think they look sooooo...uncool.

I do not have balls and I do not want any.They are so hard to juggle.





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