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BRIEF
 User ID: 381742  United States11/21/2011 02:27 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF There is if you are bear hunting...I was never attacked by a deer or a fish, but I've taken many home to eat... Who eats bear, it's wormy meat. I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :) You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty. As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside. Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven. By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat. You just like to argue don't ya  Less talky, more sucky I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
| AlphA Canis Majoris
User ID: 5799867  Poland11/21/2011 02:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Last Edited by AlphA Canis Majoris on 11/21/2011 02:29 PM Be ye the master of all that surrounds thee. Never be mastered by the effects of thy life. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1306067 United States11/21/2011 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| MrOysterhead
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| Madame X
User ID: 628775  Canada11/21/2011 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :) You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty. As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside. Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven. By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat. You just like to argue don't ya Less talky, more sucky In your dreams baby, lol. "The wise man's home is the universe." ~ Democrites Catch the blue train...somewhere down that crazy river. |
| BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States11/21/2011 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :) You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty. As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside. Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven. By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat. You just like to argue don't ya Less talky, more sucky In your dreams baby, lol.  I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
| <<FOCUS HARDER>>
User ID: 660580 United States11/21/2011 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That reminds me of the Coyote video with the Canadian. Canadians just aren't real bright when it comes to wild animals. Sorry guys. [link to www.youtube.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1940573  Australia11/21/2011 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| xcalibur User ID: 5333827 Canada11/21/2011 02:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That reminds me of the Coyote video with the Canadian. Quoting: <<FOCUS HARDER>> Canadians just aren't real bright when it comes to wild animals. Sorry guys. [link to www.youtube.com] puppy just wanted to play lol |
| ifSHTF
User ID: 1360900 United States11/21/2011 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've had bear disturb me while hunting, but most of the time its coyotes. All of them are more curious than anything else. In fact, most animals are out there. Some of you forget, we used to be at the top of the food chain, and most animals run at the sight/smell/hear of us. +1 karma for the hunter who held the shot and let the animal live. |
| BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States11/21/2011 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :) You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty. As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside. Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven. By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat. You just like to argue don't ya Less talky, more sucky Way to put that dumb bitch in her place. She most not have a real man if she talks to men that way so she also is an angry dike type bitch because she has never been fucked properly. Oh, she's fine...she knows it's a joke from another thread ;) I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
| N34444
(OP) User ID: 1327565 United States11/21/2011 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. Actually, your over reaction to the bear climbing up the ladder and your willingness to kill it, comports perfectly with your paranoid wing nut persona on GLP. --- Perfectly. Yeah, actually it's pretty easy... I just pretend it's a fucktard liberal and pulling the trigger is easy. Assets feed you, liabilities eat you. |
| Inquiring Mind
User ID: 5800373 United States11/21/2011 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit. Loser! Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks. Inquiring Mind |
| Madame X
User ID: 628775 Canada11/21/2011 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Madame X You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty. As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside. Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven. By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat. You just like to argue don't ya Less talky, more sucky Way to put that dumb bitch in her place. She most not have a real man if she talks to men that way so she also is an angry dike type bitch because she has never been fucked properly. Oh, she's fine...she knows it's a joke from another thread ;) Yup, I got it. Not disturbed by your remark at all Brief, I was however disturbed by the personal attack of this poster. See u in your dreams.  "The wise man's home is the universe." ~ Democrites Catch the blue train...somewhere down that crazy river. |
| Kirk
User ID: 1547981 United States11/21/2011 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF There is if you are bear hunting...I was never attacked by a deer or a fish, but I've taken many home to eat... Who eats bear, it's wormy meat. I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :) You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty. As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside. Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven. By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat. last no balls situation with a bear up my cousins way they air lifted the dude to the hospital. Bear took 3 rounds from an elk rifle and ran 100 yards to brush. I suppose you would trot over there and pet it. Government is a body largely ungoverned. |
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| Madame X
User ID: 628775 Canada11/21/2011 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :) You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty. As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside. Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven. By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat. last no balls situation with a bear up my cousins way they air lifted the dude to the hospital. Bear took 3 rounds from an elk rifle and ran 100 yards to brush. I suppose you would trot over there and pet it. I have had many an encounter with bears, still here to tell the tales. Most of the time they are more scared of you than you are of them. Only time I was truly worried was when I came face to face with a mother and her two cubs. We had just turned a corner on a trail up to the blueberry hill when we literally bumped into them coming back from feasting on the berries. Thankfully I had my Rhodiesian Ridgeback dog with me at the time. Bears don't like dogs. She looked at us, we looked at them and both parties high tailed it outta there in opposite directions. Time in the woods is great fun! "The wise man's home is the universe." ~ Democrites Catch the blue train...somewhere down that crazy river. |
| N34444
(OP) User ID: 1327565 United States11/21/2011 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit. Loser! Wow, way to man up. Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL Assets feed you, liabilities eat you. |
| N34444
(OP) User ID: 1829477 United States11/21/2011 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :) You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty. As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside. Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven. By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat. last no balls situation with a bear up my cousins way they air lifted the dude to the hospital. Bear took 3 rounds from an elk rifle and ran 100 yards to brush. I suppose you would trot over there and pet it. NO shit. Bears are incredibly deadly animals and TOUGH, too. Assets feed you, liabilities eat you. |
| MrOysterhead
User ID: 1546790 United States11/21/2011 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :) You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty. As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside. Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven. By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat. last no balls situation with a bear up my cousins way they air lifted the dude to the hospital. Bear took 3 rounds from an elk rifle and ran 100 yards to brush. I suppose you would trot over there and pet it. I have had many an encounter with bears, still here to tell the tales. Most of the time they are more scared of you than you are of them. Only time I was truly worried was when I came face to face with a mother and her two cubs. We had just turned a corner on a trail up to the blueberry hill when we literally bumped into them coming back from feasting on the berries. Thankfully I had my Rhodiesian Ridgeback dog with me at the time. Bears don't like dogs. She looked at us, we looked at them and both parties high tailed it outta there in opposite directions. Time in the woods is great fun! you are lucky to be alive There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know. |
| BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States11/21/2011 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit. Loser! Wow, way to man up. Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL True story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer: I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a ..38 special in her purse. I then asked her what she was so afraid of. She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!" I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
| Daikirai
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 5798269 United States11/21/2011 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit. Loser! Wow, way to man up. Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL You're cowardly scum but I won't say anymore than that after learning you're a woman. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4549176 United States11/21/2011 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: N34444 About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit. Loser! Wow, way to man up. Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL True story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer: I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a ..38 special in her purse. I then asked her what she was so afraid of. She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!" excellent story! Reminds me of my grandma who recieved the top gun award at a firearms school in AZ. She now carries a 357 magnum and she is in her 80s. :D |
| MrOysterhead
User ID: 1546790 United States11/21/2011 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: N34444 About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head. Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME! And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing. That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit. Loser! Wow, way to man up. Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL You're cowardly scum but I won't say anymore than that after learning you're a woman. pretty funny considering the source There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know. |
| BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States11/21/2011 03:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5773248 That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit. Loser! Wow, way to man up. Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL You're cowardly scum but I won't say anymore than that after learning you're a woman. pretty funny considering the source LOL! I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
| Me too
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| MrOysterhead
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| MrOysterhead
User ID: 1546790 United States11/21/2011 03:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: N34444 Wow, way to man up. Oh, and BTW, gun owners aren't particularly fearful, nor cowardly. It's actually just the opposite. Figures you wouldn't know that. LOL You're cowardly scum but I won't say anymore than that after learning you're a woman. pretty funny considering the source Oh, is that right, "Oysterhead"?  yes that is right. There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know. |
| BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States11/21/2011 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i hope you are being sarcastic Really, you want to starve them a bit so the skin is easier to remove for the bearskin rug... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
