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WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/27/2011 10:53 AM
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WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!
Where the hell did that come from? I'm not in the habit of eating rubber bands, but there it was, about the same size of a bottle cap from a coke bottle. This baffles me.

What's the strangest thing you've ever pooped?
samanthasunflower

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10/27/2011 10:58 AM

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Re: WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!
Now you know where rubber bands come from.
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10/27/2011 10:59 AM
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Re: WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!
Do you regularly dig through your shit to see what you're passing?
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10/27/2011 11:02 AM
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Tapeworm eating itself...?
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10/27/2011 11:04 AM
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Re: WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!
Did you drag your ass along the carpet like my dog did when he ate one?
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10/27/2011 11:05 AM
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Tapeworm buddy.
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Re: WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!
Did you eat some of that crap called "calamari" last night? That is what it resembles and tastes like - rubber bands!! Why anyone would WANT to eat a squid/octopus ANYWAY is beyond me, unless they were starving and couldn't find a nice juicy rat to barbecue!
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10/27/2011 11:10 AM
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Tape worm for sure
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10/27/2011 11:11 AM
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I agree with the tapeworm theory. Check out this website where you can buy live tapeworms if you are a jokester.

Here are the websites purchasing points.
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Arnie

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10/27/2011 11:12 AM

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That was your sphincter. You better get on over to the doctor .......
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10/27/2011 11:13 AM
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Re: WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!
Do you regularly dig through your shit to see what you're passing?
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chuckle
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10/27/2011 11:22 AM
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Re: WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!
Did you eat some of that crap called "calamari" last night? That is what it resembles and tastes like - rubber bands!! Why anyone would WANT to eat a squid/octopus ANYWAY is beyond me, unless they were starving and couldn't find a nice juicy rat to barbecue!
 Quoting: Eggcellent


if the calamari you had was very rubbery it simply was prepared incorrectly.
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10/27/2011 11:29 AM
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Me thinks it was a left over rubber from gay sexbananasex
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LHPaul

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10/27/2011 11:37 AM
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Me thinks it was a left over rubber from gay sexbananasex
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10/27/2011 11:39 AM
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laugh

shit


I'd PIN this if there weren't 10 already.
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10/27/2011 11:40 AM
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Re: WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!
Where the hell did that come from? I'm not in the habit of eating rubber bands, but there it was, about the same size of a bottle cap from a coke bottle. This baffles me.

What's the strangest thing you've ever pooped?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1130234


playing in your poo again?


ohyeah
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10/27/2011 11:41 AM
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Ha ha
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10/27/2011 11:45 AM
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Tapeworm oruborus
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10/27/2011 02:46 PM
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Re: WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!
No, I was NOT playing in the poo, though it does sound like it, but I looked down and saw it and immediately thought,ohh shit, tapeworm. But no, thank goodness, it was indeed a rubber band. Strange but true.
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10/27/2011 02:54 PM
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Re: WTF?!?! I just passed a rubber band!
Once there was a piece of foil packaging in my poop.one corner was sticking out of the log. Another time while vomiting during 3 days of food poisoning,I thought i was down to only dry heaves and bile when a piece of old styrofoam came up.
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