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I'm looking for other self-promoting insane weather manipulators. The only requirement is a bloated sense of self-aggrandizement, at least three different demonic entities inhabiting your flesh, and a pack of desolation-flavored skittles. Video proof of you creeping kids the fuck out, will also be seriously considered, along with any experience in stalking women is a plus.

Must have the ability to be pathetic at a great distance, "Telepathetic".