My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... | |
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(OP) User ID: 1507851 United States 08/29/2011 04:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... I will have to figure out how to delicately address that one, as well. Pluto doesn't have NEARLY the mass to cause the perturbation of Neptune that scientists have noted nor enough to qualify it as a planet according to some theories. But, hey, it's in the textbooks...it must be true! :rollseyes: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1526628 United States 08/29/2011 04:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... Dooooooooooo it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470741 You can explain how they only recently discovered a meteor that swings around earth. I thought this might be an EXCELLENT opportunity for him to present some information in the event that September gives earth the show that some are predicting it will. This homework is due by the end of September so the timing couldn't be better! The tricky part will be the elliptical retrograde orbit. Probably best to include a bibliography with some info on binary star systems (just to make sure the little tike gets an A.) |
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Life and Love
User ID: 1164971 United States 08/29/2011 04:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... Have him include Pluto, but draw a frowny face on it. :) (When I was a young college prof MANY years ago, I taught two years at New Mexico State University, where Clyde Tombaugh the discoverer of Pluto was also teaching. Met him a couple of times.) Last Edited by Life and Love on 08/29/2011 04:25 PM We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely. |
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Forum Administrator 08/29/2011 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... LIES!!!...Pluto will always be a planet...fuck them spacetards that say it isn't! ____________________________________________________ E-mail anytime [email protected] Inquiring about a ban?, include the IP address found here. [link to www.showmemyip.com] Ooooh, see the fire is sweepin' Our very streets today... Burns like a red coal carpet, Mad bulls lost the way... War, children, it's just a shot away...it's just a shot away.... |
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(OP) User ID: 1507851 United States 08/29/2011 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... You are delusional. Using your child to push an agenda. Think of the other kids' reaction to that project; "there's a planet coming to destroy the earth?" I hope you don't reproduce further. YOU are the one saying it is going to "destroy the earth", we will just be presenting the facts based on scientific research and NASA's OWN studies. We might even throw in NASA'S warning video in the presentation just to tick you off! [link to www.youtube.com] This is not an agenda, it is truth! The only one's pushing agendas at the schools are the schools themselves. We must go the extra mile to overcome THEIR agenda! :) Last Edited by ^Watcher^ on 08/29/2011 04:24 PM |
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(OP) User ID: 1507851 United States 08/29/2011 04:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... Have him include Pluto, but draw a frowny face on it. :) Quoting: Life and Love (When I was a young college prof MNAY years ago, I taught two years at New Mexico State University, where Clyde Tombaugh the discoverer of Pluto was also teaching. Met him a couple of times.) Hi Friend! That is an excellent idea! Then when the teacher asks why Pluto is frowning he can hand her a copy of this report... (this is going to be a fun project!) [link to www.universetoday.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1517542 United States 08/29/2011 04:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... ...to have him include Planet X! Quoting: ^Watcher^ Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL What would you do GLP? :P Include the brown dwarf and with it a report from NASA saying it's highly possible that it DOES exist! I am ABSOLUTELY leaning that way at the moment. My 3rd grader is on board with this as well. The only way we won't do it is if my husband (his daddy) nixes the idea...he is not the conspiracytard that I am! lol and as usual chalk one up to the man being the smartest person in the family |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1493562 United States 08/29/2011 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... Nibiru? you gonna spray paint it gold and tell the story how Annunaki created us to be their slaves to mine for gold to save Nibiru by spraying gold particles in the atomshere? I'd pay to see teacher's reaction! |
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(OP) User ID: 1507851 United States 08/29/2011 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... ...to have him include Planet X! Quoting: ^Watcher^ Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL What would you do GLP? :P Include the brown dwarf and with it a report from NASA saying it's highly possible that it DOES exist! I am ABSOLUTELY leaning that way at the moment. My 3rd grader is on board with this as well. The only way we won't do it is if my husband (his daddy) nixes the idea...he is not the conspiracytard that I am! lol and as usual chalk one up to the man being the smartest person in the family I would have to agree with you in our case. I am VERY blessed! (I know you meant that as an insult but I don't care! ) Last Edited by ^Watcher^ on 08/29/2011 04:26 PM |
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(OP) User ID: 1507851 United States 08/29/2011 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... Nibiru? you gonna spray paint it gold and tell the story how Annunaki created us to be their slaves to mine for gold to save Nibiru by spraying gold particles in the atomshere? Quoting: AlcoholicRunner I'd pay to see teacher's reaction! Where should I include the planet they recently discovered made entirely out of diamond material? We are going to blow these "extra credit points" out of the water!!! [link to www.space.com] |
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User ID: 1526071 Germany 08/29/2011 04:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... hahaha priceless! dont let this oportunity go to waste! give it to them!! Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration — that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. -William Melvin |
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(OP) User ID: 1507851 United States 08/29/2011 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... Dooooooooooo it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1470741 You can explain how they only recently discovered a meteor that swings around earth. I thought this might be an EXCELLENT opportunity for him to present some information in the event that September gives earth the show that some are predicting it will. This homework is due by the end of September so the timing couldn't be better! The tricky part will be the elliptical retrograde orbit. Probably best to include a bibliography with some info on binary star systems (just to make sure the little tike gets an A.) I imagine there will be alot of wire involved in this project. That will be the only way to properly depict this elliptical orbit. I am actually a little excited about this. He is going to sound like the smartest kid in 3rd grade after this little project. Thanks for the tip! |
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User ID: 677476 United States 08/29/2011 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... IRAS study w/ washington post article, the encyclopedia entry, The Phd article in Science Digest magazene (all the pre '84 censurship studies you must still have access to... **I'm all out of bubblegum |
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(OP) User ID: 1507851 United States 08/29/2011 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... ...to have him include Planet X! Quoting: ^Watcher^ Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL What would you do GLP? :P Go for it! Don't forget to add Apophis The Destroyer in there too! ...and they ARE concerned about this one. We may not include that little nugget in this project! I don't doubt something like that could come from all of what they are predicting for these fly-bys but I don't want to make the little tykes wet themselves over a solar system model! |
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User ID: 1513857 United States 08/29/2011 05:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... ...to have him include Planet X! Quoting: ^Watcher^ Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL What would you do GLP? :P Go for it! Don't forget to add Apophis The Destroyer in there too! ...and they ARE concerned about this one. We may not include that little nugget in this project! I don't doubt something like that could come from all of what they are predicting for these fly-bys but I don't want to make the little tykes wet themselves over a solar system model! Very valid point....too gruesome for 3rd graders. |
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User ID: 1523418 United Kingdom 08/29/2011 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... Check Hobby Lobby and similar stores. They carry styrofoam kits (in the children's hobby section) with proportional sized balls for each of the planets. Easy to color (crayons work) and can be strung together with wire, etc. |
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User ID: 1522192 United States 08/29/2011 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... It will probably get him marked DOWN. Control yourself. Quoting: weegie Check Hobby Lobby and similar stores. They carry styrofoam kits (in the children's hobby section) with proportional sized balls for each of the planets. Easy to color (crayons work) and can be strung together with wire, etc. so what he gets marked down? truth is more important. have some gonads for once Acts 3:21 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1526710 United Kingdom 08/29/2011 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... Why don't you include our sister planet also........the one that is directly opposite us from the Sun? Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe why not just shit in a box and stop sending your child to brainwashing camp full of peado's? not saying you sister planrt theory is shit, didnt mean to quote. sounds as reasonable and as crazy as everything else ive heard about 'outer space'. bits of rock spinning round balls of gas spinning round each other...... The Russian's have been far enough out now, that they have actually photographed our sister planet.......but good luck getting any copies of those photos! :( i have a problem with how pictures could be transmitted through all the layers of radiation from 'outer space' to earth. |
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User ID: 1525154 United States 08/29/2011 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... make sure your house is clean, CPS does not like trouble makers with independent minds, but they sure do like to steal their children. just saying..... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1526628 So many people prefer to live in fear.. or to arouse that emotion in others. So few people, like our OP, live out of love. We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely. |
Merci
User ID: 1499647 United States 08/29/2011 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted.... Go ahead, why not? Make sure you give it that eliptical orbit and put this link as a footnote on the project. [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov] My son is 16 and still has one he made in the 3rd grade that has Pluto as a Planet. |
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