On Magickal Matters

That's 2 types of spell you can't do. MAGIC

Tell us the spell for getting money now to pay all our bills.

Now THAT will be useful.

For getting into banks you need the polyjuice piquement. Get a hair of a jew and throw it into a glass of wine. Mull over the person you want change into promptly.

For stunning Jews (so 1 can take their hair):
Say iteratingly: I want to give you money (Jew's name).
Aim for Jew's pie-hole and scream: Rama.

You also need to catch the Jews Yarmulke with the levitating charm.

For Jews (magick defense). Wear a towel around the head and a candlestick on the head.

To unmask a Jew: A novel

Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.

Here's a spell for getting rid of assholes who have nothing better to do that create threads full of nonsense:

Dance in a circle four times

Say "Heidi ho - heidi hi" 19 times

Pull a hair off a brown labrador retriever

Soak the hair in vegetable oil

Fry the hair for EXACTLY .1275 seconds at 350 degrees.

Eat the hair and wash it down with a Corona beer.

Click on a GLP thread that makes sense (if you can find one)

Otherwise you can use an invisibility cloak. Just ask Granpa Irvine for his towel, it must be soiled preferably with blood.

Or one can use the turban of an Arab or just change into the Arabs clothes. Aim at Arab and say 'pokemon'.

The Arab may use 'Abraskah Ashanti', the Arab has doomed himself. Yell 'Khishna' with a slur and take the Arabs clothes as he turns into a pig.

For disarming:

Say: Exit
Think: ythulsh

For finding one's twin flame, find a cat, kick it and yell 'Kaffir', loses warranty on claiming Wand of Destiny.

For cleaning up shit.

Say: Copypasta
Think: Of wiping one's arse.

I will be offering up the Wand of Timbavati to the person who brings me Dominic Booth (Rothschild-extrodanaire) alive and kicking. Threaten to kill a kitten if she doesn't come. I will give the Wand of Tarama to the one who brings me Madison Steenkamp (Hitler's grand-daughter). And the Wand of Om to the one who brings me Josephine Miyazaki (also known as Hapa, Grey Superior and Chinese Empress, Pharoah, Judy Garland's grand daughter). And finalliy to the one who brings me Jessica Summers (Lindsay Lohan's sister, St Germaine's daughter) I will offer up the Wand of Krishnamurti.

Finally for the One who brings me Yurika I will give some money because she's is worthless.

And don't forget Katsuragi (or Jesus's sister or Valerie Hugo), I shall teach them how to program Delphi and create the program to sequestrate the world and give them the Wand of Svah.

Krishna's ring I keep. By the Way, it's called the Wand of Putrapyaapyashtakam. This is what makes it special, the one who can wield it can't stand curry or other spicy foods.

Actually, cancel all that just bring me Amanda-Winn-Lee and I owe you one favour. She goes by the name of Haruhi Suzumiya

More to come.

And lastly for the metamorphmagus, animorph, animagus and general nuisance, for the one who brings me the man-lover, horse fucker, sodomite, serenader, belladonna stain and arsehole and Indian, You'll find her at hillbrow tower Johannesburg, South Africa. The reward is that I will ask for your help and give you my diary. Find me Ugly Betty or America Ferreira. By the way, every person on this planet is my father and mother and so is Biti and Punani.

Now for an Indian joke. Why is Krishna never and Indian? Because he hates them.

Now about Wiki or Ugly Betty, she can also change into Lady Gaga and Barack Obama.

And Krishna's first act, from this moment is to raize every university in the world. So do so.

Useful spells:

Say: Irumator
Think: God

Believe: Wally Waldo
Think: Lost

Hear: Your computer.

Listen Coolies, the most simple spell is Abra Cadabra Allakazam which means bisexual. Because you have to think Samvarti backwards forwards middlewis inflectingly negatingly wobblingly ripplingly and shimmeringly or just have sex with both men and women like a good Indian or like Krishna.

And by the way, Sahasrana is a good at esperanto so speak it to find her.

All nouns end in -o
All adjectives end in - a
Objective ends in -n
Verbs end in -as

Call out suk suk sukko and she'll come.

Okay here goes savvies, I Merlose Dejavu (also known as Krishna sice I came out of the closet) am going to give you the shortcut to magick assuming you aren't a muggle. Ignore all previous information because it is irrelevant and consummatic.

In order to cast Magick of Selfhood (ie Harry Potter magick) believe in me as Emeulleman (Imulman or Yumellano) which is 'wizard king' which is what I, Merlose Dejavu is. Just give it a try, even if it seems silly and blasphemous; your reward will be magick assuming you aren't a muggle. Try simple spells such as 'Incendio' and 'Lumos' just point a finger, wand, pencil or pen.

Trust me, you won't be disappointed.

# Statement of Intent:
LET MY TOTAL WILL BE DONE !

# The Eight Rayed Star of Chaos is traced upoon the ground with the wand.

# The Invocation to Kia is delivered, holding the wand aloft, with both hands, directly above the head.
Incantation:

ZIRDO IADNAMAD ELILA
I am the undefiled knowledge of the 1st aether

MICALZODO SAANIR MADRIAAX
mighty in the parts of the heavens

FINIS BALZIZIRAS IADA
executing the judgement of the highest

IO KIA !


# \\\"I\\\" mantra for one complete exhalation. In PTAH posture (feet together, wand held with both hand upright against body).

# Mental silence for a few moments. In PTAH posture.

# Choronzon Invocation: wand held crosswise above the head.
Incantation:

ANETAB OTHIL LUDSI CAOSAGI
in government I have set my feet in the earth

ZIRDO LONSMI DEPEDE ZARZAX
I am the power 333 of the 10th aether

SOBA DOOAIN MAD ZILODARPE
whose name amongst you is the god of conquest

TOOAT GMICALZOMA LARSAD TOLGLO
furnishing a power of to dispose of all things
understanding
YRPOIL LATOK OVCHO ASYMP
division, one thing let it confound with another

UNCHI OMORS ZODACARE GOHUS
confound understanding move! I say
with darkness
OADRIAX OROCHA DODPAL CAOSAGI
the lower beneath let them vex upon the earth
heavens
ABRAMAG NETAAIB CAOSAGI IO CHORONZON !
I prepare for the of the earth
government


# Visualise Lightening Flash, Shout Kiai, Strike Wand to Ground.

# Banish with Laughter.

Mwahahahhahahaha!!!


That should do it.

Now I just have to wait.

Freemasonry has altered the liturgy and books of the Church to make everyone think the lord (the hallowed father) is God. The lord is Satan, Our Lady takes that place in the real Trinity. The commandments are Satan's, all 613 of them.

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