KISS MY IRISH ASS!

OK..you knew I had to do it!!! But..you gotta say...well..can YOU do it???

^^^^ thats actually on my youtube favs...i love it..shhhh dont tell anyone ;)

Board of life, you tell mew to spell.

Or to get old the right way?

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Is he nice ;)

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I bow.

I know we close the door too.

Denis Leary on Michael Flately...lol

I am the Lord of the Dance! **** Michael Flatley! It's me! The "Lord of the Dance"...the "Fuhrer of the Dance"...the "Meister of the Dance"...the ****? What's that make Patrick Swayze? The "President of the Dance", Michael? Lord of the Dance, who has the balls to call themselves the lord of anything? C'mon- the last time someone called himself Lord on this planet, he got crucified, Michael! And we know where the hammer and the nails are! We could put you up in a couple of minutes. Have you seen that show? If you have, GET OUT!! Get the hell out of my show right now, if you've seen that show or if you own that videotape, leave right now! You seen the ads for this show, with him dancing out there with his little flat stomach and his faggy little bullfighting jacket on and his Jackie Stallone headband (sings jig music again) and his pirate shirt flowing in the wind. C'mon.

Now im confused as a kitten ina room full of rockin chairs!

You make mew a rasist, I´m proud.

Ye gotta stop with this guy!!!

Start listening to the Irish music the people been postin here!

He is! When I wanna mellow out..but i dun!!!! I wanna keep drinking!!!! dammit man! ;):):)

Well...you know....you have lots to be proud of!!! the Vikings, ye know!

My Sister last night, She is like this.
I just told Her She is gifted, She sing!

We are rare these day´s.

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Folks, I'm Irish, okay? You've seen us dance at weddings, we don't dance like that. We dance like this (drunk Irish dancing). "Fuckin' kick your ass, man!" BLUUURGH! BLUUUUUGH! "Turn up the bass, man!"
Except for the sober Irish guys, they're over in the corner dancing like this ('sober' Irish dancing). Heh heh heh, that's how I dance in real life, how sad is that?

Lord of the dance...you wanna do that show the right way? Get some big, fat, beer-bellied Irish guys out there in those bullfighting jackets, hah?

Let them dance and drink and punch their relatives at the same time. (does jig again with punching sounds) "Bob, what happened to your nose? It's broken." "Oh, I was at my cousin's wedding last night. Yep, beat up my mom. I love her. She loves me."

I think you only know two bands! U2 and that other guy...dear..please...listen to the stuff that was posted..you'll liven up a bit!

My Grand Dad was 7ft +, he was Irish Jew, a Viking ? yes.

FUCK YOU IM DRUNK!

Had to been..being 7 foot tall!!!! They only make Vikings that tall!...God bless em!

Irish no doubt. My relatives are the most stubborn people on the face of the planet and you can never convince me otherwise.

NEVER!!


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Fuck you Im drunk...pour my beer down the sink Ive got more in the trunk!

And Im going to be drunk till the next time Im drunk!

He was small in his mind, bless him.

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We're prolly related..rofl...damn...could you see us all at a picnic!!! It'd be the best ever! Sighs..why cant life always be this good :)

Married a compact queen, my God did She outlive Him.

I like Seether...but whats that got to do with IRish..:):):)

and I would welcome you with open arms my lassie Drinks on me

My GrandMother...........................

Remember...all us Irish grew up on this..lol

YOu said drinks on you?


Packin me bags!!!!!!

we all moan.

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