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Psychotropic Drugs in popular Breakfast Cereal

 
Greg B. (NLI)
09/10/2005 06:35 AM
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Christ, Jesus. Itīs 5:00 am and I have just had a dream that can only be described as an experience. So intense was this, that I believe I have been drugged.

For the last couple of months, I have gotten back into breakfast cereal. For some reason, our local grocery store *always* has Cocoa Pebbles on sale at a ridiculous price. (5 boxes for 8 dollars, for example...this while every other box of cereal is crazy expensive.)

Well, I like Cocoa Pebbles, so I buy into these sales and stock up.

I work nights, so I often have a giant bowl of cereal before bed. Since I started getting back into cereal, in this pattern, I have had a LOT of very vivid dreams. Quite nearly lucid.

However, none of them have caused me to spring to life and run to the keyboard and post such absurd thoughts to a message board.

Anyway, dreams are very hard to describe but Iīll try to sum up:

I was back in the military and was going through NCO training (necessary if you want to make Sergeant.)

Nothing was as it seemed. People think of Basic Training as a brainwashing program. THIS was a brainwashing program. We were not woken up, we woke up as a group, silently. We immediately got dressed (no shower allowed for) and had to put on a uniform, however, we were not told what the uniform was. We had a stack of BDU clothing but it was not standard issue. There were multiple pants, tshirts, socks etc. They were all very similar but the variations were gender specific. Breakfast was waiting to whomever got dressed quickly. I lagged, because I wanted to make sure I had the right clothes on for my gender. I *assumed* everyone else had the right clothes on, and so must I.

I missed breakfast but was not chastized in any way for being last. We were ushered in to a shooting range which had bleachers with mini-desks. We were randomly broken off into groups and on each desk was a target and a written test. The tests all had names on them, except none of them had *my* name on them. Alarmed that I was in the wrong place, I asked around if anyone had the right test, and nobody would answer me (for fear that answering me would somehow blow *their* test.) I eventually sat down at a desk with the wrong test, feeling quite through the looking glass at this point.

Apparently, thatīs all there was to it, because we were brought to an obstacle course. In this obstacle course, there was a drop. The drop was too large, and so the group worked out a system whereby people where hanging from the "edge" to the floor. They were allowing fellow trainees to shimmey down their bodies, except as I made my way down, instead of just letting me shimmey, they ripped off my uniform in places, spat at me, and gave me the illusion that I was still on my way down, when in fact I had reached the ground quite some time ago...so I was basically tricked into this foul play. When I realized, they quickly made fun of my sun glasses, which were meant for females.

NOt wanting to break down or quit, I kept a stiff upper lip and laughed it all of the best I could. We were brought into an encampment where there were many tables, and we all broke off (again randomly) into groups at each table. There were piles of strange Japanese kitch on each table, and this is where the dream started getting absolutely psychedelic. Because these items werenīt quite Japanese, nor were they quite kitch, but thatīs the best I can describe the extremely colorful trinkets, some with text, some just text...none of it made any sense. We proceeded to play a game in which everyone pretended to understand the rules, which were never explained.

There was a caller, kind of like in a square dance, and we had to pick an item from the pile based on our interpretation of what the caller was saying. Once an item was picked, we could exchange it with someone else at our table for their chosen item. All the while there was an assistant who kept calling me the wrong name.

It became clear to me that everyone training with me was all too eager to surrender their need for things to make sense, surrender their identity, and that I alone was having trouble with the program.

This game portion of the dream was visually fantastic, a kaleidescope of color and design and I havenīt seen anything like it, even 20 years ago when I dabbled in LSD and Mescaline. Nor have I ever dreamed anything quite like it in my 33 years.

It mustīve been clear that I was getting antsy, because one of the assistants assured me that I was doing "just fine" and was very encouraged by my performance throughout.

It is then that I woke up, convinced of two things:

1. This is directly related to the consumption of Cocoa Pebbles.

2. There was an attempt to brainwash me.

I feel certain that there are drugs in this cereal, and that for this reason they are being pushed on the children of poverty-level families. The drugs, perhaps, open up the mind to a programmed psychic attack designed to break down individuality, gender association and undermine developing intelligence.

-Greg B.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Thatīs why I only eat Fruit Loops.
Seriously;
ALL OUR FOOD SUPPLY IS BEING DRUGED.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Oh that turns my stomach. Feels true :(
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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I like Honey Nut Cheerios
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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I think the red flag is the really low price.....they know this would appeal to low income families. They put god knows what in the chemtrails, so drugs in cereal sounds plausible.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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I like cinnamon toast crunch.. it is the cereal of the Gods.
Greg B. (NLI)
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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More extremely vivid dreams after I went back to bed, which is par for the course after a big bowl of this cereal. However, none of the dreams that came after seemed so aggressively programmed. Much more in line with recreational subconcious wanderings.

-Greg B.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Flashback combined with dreams?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Where can I get this cereal?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Raise a staf to the sky in a lightning storm, with the incanatation, (Wizards of the past, protect me, be with me?!) and get hit by lightning.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Itīs an insidious plot.

DUDE! Lay off the sugar before you go to bed.

Like Cocoa Pebbles are harmful enough in their non-psychedelically altered form.
Wiley Coyote
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Greg B...I will pick up a box of Cocoa Pebbles on my way home from work today...will run my own test and report back tomorrow.

Iīm more of a Rice Krispies kind of gal, but in the interest of experimentation, I will eat my first ever bowl of Cocoa Pebbles.
Ain SophIA
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Your candida now has a hold of your body. Candida is the physical anchor that the demons need to take over.

I am not one to bash the bible but there is an interesting parable where Jesus warns us of the candida spreading so that the demons can hide in its branches.

Candida loves the sugar in breakfast cereals.
Greg B. (NLI)
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Awesome, Wiley C. Looking forward to your report. -GB
talkinghand nli
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Dang -- and here the rest of us are paying 2 bucks a pill for our psychotropics!
They never promoted Capt. Crun
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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because that god awful Peanut Butter flavor shit that passed for a cereal campaign failed $$$$
miserably & he got his ass busted down the ranks

run

far

away

screaming

from ANY breakfast cereal that is advertised during īchildrenīs programmingī. It will kill you
ex tripper
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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hmmm...you are 33 years old and dabbled with psychodelics 20 years ago? that would mean that you were 13 years old at the time...even i didnīt use such things until i was 19.afroanon
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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WHY the fuck would you eat that processed crap?

Fuck, Iīd rather chew on cardboard than eat a bowl of the stuff that passes as "breakfast in a box".

Gimme the bagon, eggs and pan fries with a couple pickled hot peppers anyday. Fuck the coronary arteries, at least Iīm not eating brain-killing meds.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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scream Thats why I stick to Weedies bonghit
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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RUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LIKE A CRAZY BASTARDscream
daleth
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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An interesting article that ties into this topic:

"Morning Cereal Helps Girls Stay Slim"

[link to www.forbes.com]
Greg B. (NLI)
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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I actually eat real breakfast when I wake up, which ends up being more of a lunch. Cereal at night is a nice convienience after a hard shift when I donīt feel like getting heavy with a full meal.

I am working on a theory that food manufacturers are not putting drugs *directly* into the food BUT are working collaboratively on providing ingrediants that, when combined in the stomach, react to form a drug. This would avoid detection and complicity by any casual observers and only a full scientific investigation would show the chemical reaction, which nobody will bother to do and no funding would be provided for.

For example, the cereal itself is benign, but when combined with the chemicals in milk, make a psychotropic.

Or another example, perhaps, McDonaldīs Fries and their ketchup. (Why DO they make their own ketchup anyway??? But they arenīt the same with Heinz.)

-Greg B.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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I notice I dream better when I shoot down 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Berry before sleepy time.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Please, pretty please, give me some cocoa pebbles, just a little bit, I promise I wonīt have too much, just a bit, oh please , please, I NEED MY COCOA PEBBLES NOW.

My Preciousssssssss Cocoa Pebbles, Lovely Cocoa Pebbles.
damned
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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no one should even eat that shit, drugs or no drugs, itīs junk to the 6th power
idolīs dead conjoined twin
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Just scarffed down 3 bowls and heading for bed. Iīll let you know.
REP
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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I work for Kraft Foods/Post Cereal Division and we just finished a cocoa run last week and the food is not drugged unless it comes in the ingredients that we get prepackaged. All that is applied to the food is carmel coloring ,malt and bakers cocoa.
AC
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Sophia,
Can you tell me exactly where in the bible it says that Jesus mentions candida?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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"All that is applied to the food is carmel coloring ,malt and bakers cocoa."


...and sugar?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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have you checked the expiration date?
100% RDA of Woo Woo
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Iīm KOOKOO for COCO PUFFS!
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