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You can all Thank My Wife for the Rapture not happening!

 
snowgoosebob
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You can all Thank My Wife for the Rapture not happening!
You see, our wedding anniversary was on May 20th and I forgot about it! To make matters worse for me, our wedding anniversary is the day after My Birthday (B-Day May 19th).

A Rapture would of got me off the hook!

Because I forgot our wedding anniversary that was the next day after my birthday, My wife prayed and prayed to have the Rapture stopped for good, and it worked! All for the purpose so she can make my life a pure living hell for many many years to come.

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Re: You can all Thank My Wife for the Rapture not happening!
you poor bastard
"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal."
-Albert Pike

• The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention. •

“Your Majesty, please… I don’t like to complain,
But down here below, we are feeling great pain.
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,
But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
We turtles can’t stand it. Our shells will all crack!
Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.

“You hush up your mouth!” howled the mighty King Yertle.
“You’ve no right to talk to the world’s highest turtle.
I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!
There’s nothing, no, NOTHING, that’s higher than me!”
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Re: You can all Thank My Wife for the Rapture not happening!
you poor bastard
 Quoting: Obscura


LOL... HELP!

Last Edited by Wanta10GA on 05/22/2011 12:45 AM
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Double post

Last Edited by Wanta10GA on 05/22/2011 12:45 AM
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05/22/2011 12:48 AM
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Re: You can all Thank My Wife for the Rapture not happening!
You see, our wedding anniversary was on May 20th and I forgot about it! To make matters worse for me, our wedding anniversary is the day after My Birthday (B-Day May 19th).

A Rapture would of got me off the hook!

Because I forgot our wedding anniversary that was the next day after my birthday, My wife prayed and prayed to have the Rapture stopped for good, and it worked! All for the purpose so she can make my life a pure living hell for many many years to come.

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rofl





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