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Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight

 
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K thx. Cya tomorrow, S'Gan! lol
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Another day to worship and serve Him!
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I'm not ruling out a big EQ though. Things have been a little "shakey" in diverse places. chuckle

This sure will be interesting! I just realized that's 2 a.m. my time.

BRB tomato plants!
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Lol time zone by time zone. I don't believe in a God but don't all of you see the stupidity that an all-powerful being would actually give two shits about time zones?
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so is that 5am in the morning uk time??? Sorry I am thick and not afraid to admit it!
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Just everybody,

be nice to Ice tommorrow.

No stone throwing.
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Awwww! Party pooper. :(

How about tomatoes instead?
tomato
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And if you believe that, I've got an awesome moon base to sell you.
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How much you asking?
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I read it first. I get first dibs on the moon base.
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The word 'rapture' is NOT found anywhere in the Bible. The prophecy of "meeting the Christ(77) in the clouds(74)" can be literally fulfilled by sitting in an airplane with me, but I AM not planning on flying soon.

I, Richard 'Brad'shaw Watson II, am the '2nd Coming of the Christ'. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef.

If you notice, my last posting on GLP of the "Seven Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' was on Saturday morning May 14. Later that afternoon after reading from Signs of a New Age about decoding secrets from Ancient Egypt, I tweaked Seal #4 once again. But to add something, I had to first shorten something. "International Monetary Fund" became "Int. Monetary Fund" and I added "19th Amendment" after it. I also found room for "Moses & 19th Dynasty" by shortening "18-wheelers + spare". I not only tweaked this on my files, I tweaked it on the thread 7 Seals Revealed - Beyond Einstein Theories on David dIcke.com . The next morning - Sun. May 15 - I woke up to the TV news and the first thing they said was, "The Director of the International Monetary Fund was arrested last night in New York City." 'Coincidence'?

After some further research, I was reminded that the Baha'i have a 19 month calendar of 19 days each and fast for 19 days every year. On Mon. May 16 - Janet Jackson's Birthday - I shortened "Int. Monetary Fund" to "IMF" to include "Baha'i's 19 days".

Here is the latest tweaked version from May 17 (see Matthew 5:17). For the "7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' explained in detail, visit [link to 7seals.yuku.com] & [link to 7seals.blogspot.com] . Keep in mind that all of the following must fit on to one 8.5" x 11" page...


There Are No Coincidences (Coin4c1idences7[88])

There is synchronism. Everything evolves by natural laws, is (w)hole(40) and mathematically interwoven. All things are related, some more closely than others. Everything that happens affects everything else. Every†hing has meaning in the ‘Grand Scheme’ of God/Fod’s universes. Anytime an idea(19)* is connect(59/74)ed to natur(74)e, it’s not only logical(59) – it was inevitable, i.e. sacred geometry


The Big Bang (supermassive white hole) 13.7 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole in another universe. This duality combines these two singularities in a birth-death-rebirth relationship within The Conglomerate of universes. This 'simple' cause-and-effect explains the existence of both infinite space and infinite time (eternity). Self-replication is the simplest design(58) for everything from a cell to a universe to a mind.


GOD(3)=7_4 ... god=good=gooooooood=G-d=7_4, 7/4=July 4th
Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) - the key(74): A=1...Z=26
Royal Cubits(74) = 7 palms (palm = 4 fingers), Standard Cubits = 6 palms x 4 fingers = 17.76" FIG=6/7 Jesus(74) born 4/17/6 BC or 17/4/747 AUC, crucified 7/4/782
FOD(3)=6_4 ... fod=food=fooooooood=F-d=6_4 ... Genesis 6:4
Juan(46) 1:1 - Fod is the Founder/Creator of ‘Planet Nestor’: Rev 21:1
Venus .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU, lunar phases 7.4 days. etc. Nestor’s inner planets at .6 & .4 AU, lunar phases 6.4 days, etc., hence F6od4 [link to exep.jpl.nasa.gov] Identifying 'True Earth-like Planets' - All New Worlds Are Built On 7_4 (like Earth) Or 6_4


ligh† is not the fas†es† thing in The Conglomerate (ui) – †hough† is superluminal and defies strict linear †ime. Gamma rays, quasars, antimatter, negative energy, & helium 3 are not the most energetic things in the u(i) – thought is... Y h w/ h(64)? ... thought=h2c² ... new thought=t²h2up
G7od4=†he(33) 1 Mind(40)=universal quantum computer=12t hi ui pi
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Metonic cycle: 19 tropical years = 6,940 days = 235 synodic months = 254 sidereal months. Nutation: Moon’s 18.6 year cycle (US coastlines mapped every 18.6 y). Two(58) eclipse seasons are 18.6 days shy of a year. Earth orbits Sun at 18.6 mps w/ an orbital diameter of 186,000,000 miles, speed of light=186,282 mps, solar flares take ~19 hrs to reach Earth. Ra(19), King Tut died at 18 or 19. Hebrew cal.(58)’s 19 y, Adam=A1d4a1m13=19, Eve (Heb.)=19, S(19) (Start, She, Serpent/ Snake/Satan, Smart, Sex, Sin, Seven Seals). Jesus’ 18._ ‘lost years’, 12 male + 7 female disciples (12/7), Cana(19), Mt 19:19, Josephus’ Jewish(74) Antiquities 18.63 re: Y'shua(74), Messiah(74), & Christians. Knights Templar 1119. ~18.6 years after Benjamin Franklin died - Abraham Lincoln born (Franklin’s Anti-Slavery Bill 2/12/1790)^, Antietam 1862.71, 1863: slaves freed & “In God We Trust” added to US coins, Civil War won 7/4/1863 (1863.51, 18:63:51=7:04pm), Lady4 Freedom7 placed atop Capitol(7) Dome(4). White House complex covers 18.5 acres or 7.4 hectares. 19 WH 18'6" Xmas Trees. Albert Einstein in 1919: relativity proven during eclipse, receives Kaluza’s 5 dimension theory, associates with Zion(64)ists. ~18.6 mil Jews before Holocaust. 1,863 y between destruction of Herod’s Temple & Hitler 1933. 747s takeoff at ~186 mph, Space Shuttle Columbia’s cabin began to disintegrate at 18.6 mach. AI doubles capacity every 18._ months. DNA(19), *idea(19), egg(19). Flight 19 7:04pm^^, Flight 191, 1 World Trade Center(186), 19 9/11 hijackers - “Over Hellfire are 19 angels” – Qur’an 74:30. One(19). Golf’s R&A(19) & 19th Hole. QB(19). PC(19). FL(18)/FLA(19), 7/4=185th/186th day, 186 countries in IMF**. 19th Amendment. Baha'i's 19 days. Sputnik 185 lbs, Apollo 18 & Soyuz 19 docked in orbit. Adulthood: 18.5 years, 18-wheelers + spare. Moses & 19th Dynasty. Jah(19). Do(19). FM(19). Lg(19). Cop(19).
(^t 9/1/09 22:50 Dow -186. ^^t 12/19/05 12:19 Chalk’s seaplane crashes off Watson Island (Miami). Built in ’47, the plane was 58-y-o. 19 of 20 bodies found initial(74)ly. 1st passenger deaths since Chalk’s began in 1919. And(19), King Tut Exhibit in Ft. Laud. **5/14/18:16 IMF Head jailed.)


..Unified String Theory: 3D rs + 7D hs + 7a rt + 4a ht = 21 dimensions/aspects of spacetime
Nestor’s u21s19 theory: 3D rs + 6D hs + 6a rt + 4a ht = 19D/a st (incomplete, yet engineerable + 'separability')
(dimensions [D], regular space [rs], hyperspace [hs], aspects [a], regular time [rt], hypertime [ht])


E=mc² ... Conglomeratal Energy(74) eternal = light²× mass of infinite universes
CEe=God=2 Christmases ... God=CEe=mass × infinite Christs
CEe = 5mass ×/+ 8time = 40/13masstime ... God=40/13mt
Conglomeratal Energies eternal = infinite universes × 10 senses × 6 mass × 9 time
gods(e) = 6m u(i) 10s 9t


Reincarna†ion †heory & its 21 Principles includes 10 ways to track a soul + scientific laws including energy, information, & consciousness can’t be destroyed, only transferred. Life (like all matter & energy) is both waves & particles. Natural selection/"survival of the fittest" assures that human souls that help the global system will return as human.
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Non-coincidental synchronic reaction: 5/20/11 13:13 Matthew 5:20. IMF Head resigns and is released on bond.
 Quoting: the 2nd Coming of the Christ 1212449


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The 17 day of the second month (the hebrew month of Iyar) begins at sundown TONIGHT according to Jewish tradition. So far, the rapture hasn't happened...

Check out the Chabad calendar

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"...Is that Eastern Standard or Pacific Standard Time?

Neither, says Camping, whom I interviewed recently for my online news show TYT Now.
The Rapture is at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, where ever it's 6 p.m. first, with the "fantastically big" world-ending event taking place on a time zone by time zone basis.

That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude -- roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku'alofa, Tonga. We'll know it's Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts.

So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th. "Everyone will be weeping and wailing because they'll know in a few hours it'll come to their city," said Camping.

This also means that, if Camping is right, his signs littering California and in his current hometown of Oakland -- not to mention thousands of atheists throwing Rapture parties -- have the date wrong. It's Friday, Friday...gotta get down on Friday...."

[link to www.theatlantic.com]
 Quoting: S'gan-Levi


Really, given the speed information travels, it will be debunked by 11:01
Let be be finale of seem
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[link to www.timeanddate.com]

Predict where doom will start first!!~~
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This is not happening tomorrow!!!!

But there is an eq on the way soon and the rapture tards re going to be all over it like white on rice
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This also means that, if Camping is right, his signs littering California and in his current hometown of Oakland -- not to mention thousands of atheists throwing Rapture parties -- have the date wrong. It's Friday, Friday...gotta get down on Friday...."
 Quoting: S'gan-Levi


idf3flo3 Hi S'gan, well if he gets the date wrong he can always blame

it on the NewJerusalemRuss calender. LOL
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so that would be 10 p.m. In texas then.
Dont vote

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This also means that, if Camping is right, his signs littering California and in his current hometown of Oakland -- not to mention thousands of atheists throwing Rapture parties -- have the date wrong. It's Friday, Friday...gotta get down on Friday...."
 Quoting: S'gan-Levi


idf3flo3 Hi S'gan, well if he gets the date wrong he can always blame

it on the NewJerusalemRuss calender. LOL
 Quoting: Judethz


Danm you are smokin
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K thx. Cya tomorrow, S'Gan! lol
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


Another day to worship and serve Him!
 Quoting: S'gan-Levi


I'm not ruling out a big EQ though. Things have been a little "shakey" in diverse places. chuckle

This sure will be interesting! I just realized that's 2 a.m. my time.

BRB tomato plants!
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


^^THAT
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


^^THAT ^^THAT
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This is the only rapture ayone is going to get this weekend (or ever)!
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Lol time zone by time zone. I don't believe in a God but don't all of you see the stupidity that an all-powerful being would actually give two shits about time zones?
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Reminds me of that line from one of the Star Trek movies:

"What does God need with a starship?"

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You all are asking what time would that be here, or there etc... read the article a little closer.

Camping CLEARLY says 6PM on May 21st in YOUR time zone. It will start when the first place reaches 6PM in their timezone on May 21st

"Neither, says Camping, whom I interviewed recently for my online news show TYT Now. The Rapture is at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, where ever it's 6 p.m. first, with the "fantastically big" world-ending event taking place on a time zone by time zone basis.

That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude -- roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku'alofa, Tonga. We'll know it's Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts."

So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th. "Everyone will be weeping and wailing because they'll know in a few hours it'll come to their city," said Camping.
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You all are asking what time would that be here, or there etc... read the article a little closer.

Camping CLEARLY says 6PM on May 21st in YOUR time zone. It will start when the first place reaches 6PM in their timezone on May 21st

"Neither, says Camping, whom I interviewed recently for my online news show TYT Now. The Rapture is at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, where ever it's 6 p.m. first, with the "fantastically big" world-ending event taking place on a time zone by time zone basis.

That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude -- roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku'alofa, Tonga. We'll know it's Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts."

So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th. "Everyone will be weeping and wailing because they'll know in a few hours it'll come to their city," said Camping.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339332


The only weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth happening here in Aus is the noise of the carbon tax protesters.
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RAPTURE = FUNNY!

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So what time would that be in the US?
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7pm your local time apparently, we will see people being raptured in each time zone as each hour passes.

We WILL see it coming, another epic fail.
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Camping messed up the numbers in 1994 was his excuse I think the only numbers that got messed up were the ones on his crazy pills they gave him 500mg instead of 1000 but real now..... one thing I can say is he has opened alot of peoples eyes to what is in the bible I know people who would never known about the scriptures he quoted till he started with this rapture
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I love it when the FALSE prophets give a date (and time), it comes and goes and he/she has egg on their face.
What's sad though is some people actually believe this shit.
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Danm you are smokin
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
Find the word rapture in your bible please. Then look at how many times Jesus, John and Paul talked about it being close, upon them, that generation. bump





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