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Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight

 
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Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
"...Is that Eastern Standard or Pacific Standard Time?

Neither, says Camping, whom I interviewed recently for my online news show TYT Now.
The Rapture is at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, where ever it's 6 p.m. first, with the "fantastically big" world-ending event taking place on a time zone by time zone basis.

That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude -- roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku'alofa, Tonga. We'll know it's Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts.

So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th. "Everyone will be weeping and wailing because they'll know in a few hours it'll come to their city," said Camping.

This also means that, if Camping is right, his signs littering California and in his current hometown of Oakland -- not to mention thousands of atheists throwing Rapture parties -- have the date wrong. It's Friday, Friday...gotta get down on Friday...."

[link to www.theatlantic.com]
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
boring
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
So what time would that be in the US?
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rapture smapture
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
So what time would that be in the US?
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r u from Indiana?
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K thx. Cya tomorrow, S'Gan! lol
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K thx. Cya tomorrow, S'Gan! lol
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Another day to worship and serve Him!
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Im going to set my alarm
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
So what time would that be in the US?
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r u from Indiana?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1353884


I am from indiana..so what time would that make it here??
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boring
 Quoting: Schismatic

WAKE UP SCHIS!
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Im going to set my alarm
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I'm going to set my not-alarmed.
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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pick

This story is constantly being changed and re-written, just like the bible. Lame!
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This story is constantly being changed and re-written, just like the bible. Lame!
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hmmmm... yeah, in an EAT-ish kind of way.
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
well it's 9 am on Kiritimati Island,so 9 hours to go...3 pm eastern time right now....sooooo that'll be 9 pm pacific tonight.....bsflag will abound
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
"...Is that Eastern Standard or Pacific Standard Time?

Neither, says Camping, whom I interviewed recently for my online news show TYT Now.
The Rapture is at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, where ever it's 6 p.m. first, with the "fantastically big" world-ending event taking place on a time zone by time zone basis.

That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude -- roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku'alofa, Tonga. We'll know it's Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts.

So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th. "Everyone will be weeping and wailing because they'll know in a few hours it'll come to their city," said Camping.

This also means that, if Camping is right, his signs littering California and in his current hometown of Oakland -- not to mention thousands of atheists throwing Rapture parties -- have the date wrong. It's Friday, Friday...gotta get down on Friday...."

[link to www.theatlantic.com]
 Quoting: S'gan-Levi


Omg tomorrow is Saturday! And Sunday comes after that! Lmao.

But seriously, of nothing happens by Sunday am, fuck it, cuz God ain't doing shit on Sunday, its a fucking Sabbath!
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
K thx. Cya tomorrow, S'Gan! lol
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Another day to worship and serve Him!
 Quoting: S'gan-Levi


I'm not ruling out a big EQ though. Things have been a little "shakey" in diverse places. chuckle

This sure will be interesting! I just realized that's 2 a.m. my time.

BRB tomato plants!
"Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop

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It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP!
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
And if you believe that, I've got an awesome moon base to sell you.
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
Someone will have his ass beaten red for fooling so many people.


Soon...
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
I just made some kool-aid, who wants some?
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PARTY TONIGHT!
and see you tomorrow.
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
As Peter warned us, God's day will come like a thieve in the night.
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
So what time would that be in the US?
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which time zone in US are you in? we have lets see, 3 time zones on the mainland, not sure about alaska and hawaii If I remember is 5 hours ahead of Mountain time but I am not sure on that, maybe its 3. I have a friend that goes there sometimes.
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
If I were camping during the Camping Rapture, am I safe?
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
In the Bible, it says when Jesus comes back...everyone will see Him...not in different time zones at different times..lol.It does however warn of an EQ that everyone will also feel at the same time.
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And if you believe that, I've got an awesome moon base to sell you.
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How much you asking?
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
LOL! And just where in the Bible does it mention modern day time zones?

I can't believe anybody is buying this guy's BS.
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
As Peter warned us, God's day will come like a thieve in the night.
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I thought it said a thief in the night...
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
Someone will have his ass beaten red for fooling so many people.


Soon...
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This is gonna be one huge apology. Epic.
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
So what's this moran gonna say when the rapture doesn't happen tonight?
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
As Peter warned us, God's day will come like a thieve in the night.
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I thought it said a thief in the night...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1010412


Burglars get shot around these parts...just sayin'.
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Re: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
As Peter warned us, God's day will come like a thieve in the night.
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I thought it said a thief in the night...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1010412


It also says that if the owner of the house

KNEW WHEN THE THEIF WAS COMING,

HE WOULD NOT ALLOW HIS HOUSE

TO BE BROKEN INTO.
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."





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