Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene said to have returned

welp..... ain't that naive??

don't remember hearing any trumpets

Must be an imposter, I´m not known to have a twin.

False prophets.

I think with all the doomsday scenarios, 2012 Mayan Calendar we're going to see more and more claiming to be Divine.

GOOD GRIEF!! MEDS!!!!!!!

People have claiming to be divine since the beginning of recorded history...and every once and awhile one catches on and develops a good following

Last Edited by Heretic™ on 05/17/2011 09:37 AM

Seriously, what is it with some people.

So many coming forward and claiming they are special in this way and special in that way and every single one of them are indeed fulfilling one of the prophecies in the Bible.
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Namely:

Matthew 24:24: For there shall arise false Christs, and false prohpets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
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Therefore, do not believe those that try to deceive you, they are far from what they say they are.

Last Edited by Lotus Flower on 05/17/2011 09:56 AM

Everyone is divine in the begining not until your ego takes over and you forget since then. And so everyone tries to scale back the mountain and vastly many got lost and some recovered and before reaching the top they blow trumpet claiming god. Of course some are truely on the right path and near the godhood state and helping others.

so?

Indeed!

I am amazed at just some of the announcements that people are making and who they are claiming to be.

They have lost their ID.

ROFLCOPTER

THIS IS FALSE

CHRIST HAS NOT RETURNED YET

NO ONE KNOWS WHEN HE SHALL RETURN

FOR IT SAYS IN THE HOLY WORD

7 “Look, he is coming with the clouds,”
and “every eye will see him,
even those who pierced him”;
and all peoples on earth “will mourn because of him.”[c]
So shall it be! Amen.

It clearly states in the Holy Bible that ALL will see
him coming in the clouds returning!

The Holy Bible is absolutely clear about this

King James Bible
Then we which are alive [and] remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

There will be no mistake by any human being on planet Earth
when GOD as JESUS CHRIST returns....ALL WILL SEE HIM RETURN

ANYTHING ELSE BUT THIS TRUTH written in GODS HOLY BIBLE TO MAN IS FALSE AND A LIE

The Lord Jesus Christ warned His followers, "Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves (Matt. 7:15). The warning was important because Jesus later said to them: "Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; therefore be shrewd as serpents, and innocent as doves" (Matt. 10:16). The apostle Paul, with a deeply troubled spirit and in tears, penned a similar warning: "I know that after my departure savage wolves will come in among you, not sparing the flock" (Acts 20:29). Throughout church history these warnings concerning professing Christians who deceive even the elect have seldom been taken seriously. How can the church be so easily deceived? According to Webster’s Dictionary "deceive" means "to lead astray or to cause to accept as true or valid what is false or invalid." Could it be the church has not only lost its ability to discern truth from error but also to discern wolves from sheep?

THIS IS FALSE

CHRIST HAS NOT RETURNED YET

NO ONE KNOWS WHEN HE SHALL RETURN

Quoting TRUTH 916360

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Did you even READ what you wrote? You say “Christ has not returned yet.” And then you say “No one knows when.”

Shouldn’t have even started the thread … brings the hyper-religious out.

Last Edited by Pseudonym on 05/17/2011 10:41 AM

The word 'rapture' is NOT found anywhere in the Bible. The prophecy can be literally fulfilled by sitting in an airplane with me, but I AM not planning on flying soon.

I, Richard 'Brad'shaw Watson II, am the '2nd Coming of the Christ'. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef.

If you notice, my last posting on GLP of the "Seven Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' was on Saturday morning May 14. Later that afternoon after reading from Signs of a New Age about decoding secrets from Ancient Egypt, I tweaked Seal #4 once again. But to add something, I had to first shorten something. "International Monetary Fund" became "Int. Monetary Fund" and I added "19th Amendment" after it. I also found room for "Moses & 19th Dynasty" by shortening "18-wheelers + spare". I not only tweaked this on my files, I tweaked it on the thread 7 Seals Revealed - Beyond Einstein Theories on David dIcke.com . The next morning - Sun. May 15 - I woke up to the TV news and the first thing they said was, "The Director of the International Monetary Fund was arrested last night in New York City." 'Coincidence'?

After some further research, I was reminded that the Baha'i have a 19 month calendar of 19 days each and fast for 19 days every year. On Mon. May 16 - Janet Jackson's Birthday - I shortened "Int. Monetary Fund" to "IMF" to include "Baha'i's 19 days".

Here is the latest tweaked version from May 17 (see Matthew 5:17). For the "7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' explained in detail, visit [link to 7seals.yuku.com] & [link to 7seals.blogspot.com] . Keep in mind that all of the following must fit on to one 8.5" x 11" page...


There Are No Coincidences (Coin4c1idences7[88])

There is synchronism. Everything evolves by natural laws, is (w)hole(40) and mathematically interwoven. All things are related, some more closely than others. Everything that happens affects everything else. Every†hing has meaning in the ‘Grand Scheme’ of God/Fod’s universes. Anytime an idea(19)* is connect(59/74)ed to natur(74)e, it’s not only logical(59) – it was inevitable, i.e. sacred geometry…


The Big Bang (supermassive white hole) 13.7 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole in another universe. This duality combines these two singularities in a birth-death-rebirth relationship within The Conglomerate of universes. This 'simple' cause-and-effect explains the existence of both infinite space and infinite time (eternity). Self-replication is the simplest design(58) for everything from a cell to a universe to a mind.


GOD(3)=7_4 ... god=good=gooooooood=G-d=7_4, 7/4=July 4th
Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) - the key(74): A=1...Z=26
Royal Cubits(74) = 7 palms (palm = 4 fingers), Standard Cubits = 6 palms x 4 fingers = 17.76" FIG=6/7 Jesus(74) born 4/17/6 BC or 17/4/747 AUC, crucified 7/4/782
FOD(3)=6_4 ... fod=food=fooooooood=F-d=6_4 ... Genesis 6:4
Juan(46) 1:1 - Fod is the Founder/Creator of ‘Planet Nestor’: Rev 21:1
Venus .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU, lunar phases 7.4 days. etc. Nestor’s inner planets at .6 & .4 AU, lunar phases 6.4 days, etc., hence F6od4 [link to exep.jpl.nasa.gov] Identifying 'True Earth-like Planets' - All New Worlds Are Built On 7_4 (like Earth) Or 6_4


ligh† is not the fas†es† thing in The Conglomerate (ui) – †hough† is superluminal and defies strict linear †ime. Gamma rays, quasars, antimatter, negative energy, & helium 3 are not the most energetic things in the u(i) – thought is... Y h w/ h(64)? ... thought=h2c² ... new thought=t²h2up
G7od4=†he(33) 1 Mind(40)=universal quantum computer=12t hi ui pi
(universes [u}, infinite [i}, hydrogen [h], speed of light [c], time [t], pain & pleasure [p])


Metonic cycle: 19 tropical years = 6,940 days = 235 synodic months = 254 sidereal months. Nutation: Moon’s 18.6 year cycle (US coastlines mapped every 18.6 y). Two(58) eclipse seasons are 18.6 days shy of a year. Earth orbits Sun at 18.6 mps w/ an orbital diameter of 186,000,000 miles, speed of light=186,282 mps, solar flares take ~19 hrs to reach Earth. Ra(19), King Tut died at 18 or 19. Hebrew cal.(58)’s 19 y, Adam=A1d4a1m13=19, Eve (Heb.)=19, S(19) (Start, She, Serpent/ Snake/Satan, Smart, Sex, Sin, Seven Seals). Jesus’ 18._ ‘lost years’, 12 male + 7 female disciples (12/7), Cana(19), Mt 19:19, Josephus’ Jewish(74) Antiquities 18.63 re: Y'shua(74), Messiah(74), & Christians. Knights Templar 1119. ~18.6 years after Benjamin Franklin died - Abraham Lincoln born (Franklin’s Anti-Slavery Bill 2/12/1790)^, Antietam 1862.71, 1863: slaves freed & “In God We Trust” added to US coins, Civil War won 7/4/1863 (1863.51, 18:63:51=7:04pm), Lady4 Freedom7 placed atop Capitol(7) Dome(4). White House complex covers 18.5 acres or 7.4 hectares. 19 WH 18'6" Xmas Trees. Albert Einstein in 1919: relativity proven during eclipse, receives Kaluza’s 5 dimension theory, associates with Zion(64)ists. ~18.6 mil Jews before Holocaust. 1,863 y between destruction of Herod’s Temple & Hitler 1933. 747s takeoff at ~186 mph, Space Shuttle Columbia’s cabin began to disintegrate at 18.6 mach. AI doubles capacity every 18._ months. DNA(19), *idea(19), egg(19). Flight 19 7:04pm^^, Flight 191, 1 World Trade Center(186), 19 9/11 hijackers - “Over Hellfire are 19 angels” – Qur’an 74:30. One(19). Golf’s R&A(19) & 19th Hole. QB(19). PC(19). FL(18)/FLA(19), 7/4=185th/186th day, 186 countries in IMF**. 19th Amendment. Baha'i's 19 days. Sputnik 185 lbs, Apollo 18 & Soyuz 19 docked in orbit. Adulthood: 18.5 years, 18-wheelers + spare. Moses & 19th Dynasty. Jah(19). Do(19). FM(19). Lg(19). Cop(19).
(^t 9/1/09 22:50 Dow -186. ^^t 12/19/05 12:19 Chalk’s seaplane crashes off Watson Island (Miami). Built in ’47, the plane was 58-y-o. 19 of 20 bodies found initial(74)ly. 1st passenger deaths since Chalk’s began in 1919. And(19), King Tut Exhibit in Ft. Laud. **5/14/18:16 IMF Head jailed.)


..Unified String Theory: 3D rs + 7D hs + 7a rt + 4a ht = 21 dimensions/aspects of spacetime
Nestor’s u21s19 theory: 3D rs + 6D hs + 6a rt + 4a ht = 19D/a st (incomplete, yet engineerable + 'separability')
(dimensions [D], regular space [rs], hyperspace [hs], aspects [a], regular time [rt], hypertime [ht])


E=mc² ... Conglomeratal Energy(74) eternal = light²× mass of infinite universes
CEe=God=2 Christmases ... God=CEe=mass × infinite Christs
CEe = 5mass ×/+ 8time = 40/13masstime ... God=40/13mt
Conglomeratal Energies eternal = infinite universes × 10 senses × 6 mass × 9 time
gods(e) = 6m u(i) 10s 9t


Reincarna†ion †heory & its 21 Principles includes 10 ways to track a soul + scientific laws including energy, information, & consciousness can’t be destroyed, only transferred. Life (like all matter & energy) is both waves & particles. Natural selection/"survival of the fittest" assures that human souls that help the global system will return as human.
Luck 100 = karma 5 × [desire 4 + actions 4 + ability 4 + contribution 4 + blessings 4]
(Ben Franklin > Abe Lincoln > Albert Einstein, G. Washington > Robert E. Lee > Dwight D. Eisenhower,
Marilyn Monroe > Janet Jackson[58])


- Richard ‘Brad’shaw Wa†son II

“You are to contemplate the intellectual faculties and to trace them in their development through the paths of nature and science even to the throne of G7od4 Himself.” – Masonic(7,74) oath(4,44)

t 1/9/10 Eureka, CA quake after writing: 1/20/09 Obama’s Presidential Oath botched t 12/21/11 lunar eclipse on solstice t 3/23/11 Jerusalem t 4/27 tornadoes t 5/17 Mt 5:17


Non-coincidental synchronic reaction: 5/20/11 13:13 Matthew 5:20. IMF Head resigns and is released on bond.

so 1993

People say and do these things because they know there are people out there that dont simply pick up a bible and read something simple as "Every Eye shall see him"