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How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?

 
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It will be hell on earth.
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This is snowballed folklore
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Ice, have you given your goods to the poor yet?

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OCD meds not quite working huh opie?

keep at it. go have a meal. go to the park!!

have some drinks!!
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OCD meds not quite working huh opie?

keep at it. go have a meal. go to the park!!

have some drinks!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1355273


Oh I am of sound body and mind grasshopper!!



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How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?

Not a damn one of you I bet, you have failed in your courage to stand behind your convictions!!

Even Ice, who is pushing this BS on a public forum refuses to answer if he has given away his goods!!

Thread: May 21st failed just another day - Ice failed Ice was wrong (Page 12)

Thread: since we only have a few more moments (Page 7)


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 Quoting: HardTruth


bump
1Ki 19:4 But he himself went a day’s journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a broom tree, and prayed that he might die, and said, “It is enough! Now, YAHUWAH, take my life, for I am no better than my fathers!”
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I HAVE given ALL my goods to the poor!
 Quoting: May21Rapture 1152487


Except your computer, obviously.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I don't own much of anything and purposefully
buy everything I need second hand so it will also
benefit a charity. I truly have no love for possessions.

I only do my good deeds in secret.
I only meditate in private.

I don't celebrate christmas or easter.
or any church/religion associated ritual.
I have no symbols or idols that I claim to
stand behind or for...

I don't qualify as a christian because I
reject paulinism. He was a man with an agenda.

I value every directive for living my life
presented by the christ and take all such teachings
seriously and into consideration in all decision making...

YET... I am told by every Jesus loving saved
christian that I am going to hell
and they will be praying for me....

I actually live with KNOWING people that
I like and love gossip behind my back saying
I am the devil and deceived by satan
YET they never notice
my life is naturally more aligned with the LORD they
profess to love and call savior than their own.

oh the irony.

so it shouldn't be hard to understand how offensive
christians are to individuals like myself...

and why 5/21er's make me laugh so hard I cry...

thanks for the comic relief.

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I am a Christian who believes this may 21st is BS...

Setting a date on something we were told no man would know the day/hour is STUPID!

ICE needs to cut the bs now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136725


I wonder if ole Pastor Harold, Ice's mentor, has given away his goods?
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you mean the multiple radio stations HE OWNS?
1Ki 19:4 But he himself went a day’s journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a broom tree, and prayed that he might die, and said, “It is enough! Now, YAHUWAH, take my life, for I am no better than my fathers!”
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Christians wil rob steal and kill before they did that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337091


ohyeahdasbier

At least most modern day Christians

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If we Bibletards were to follow our religion's commandments to the letter, we would have blasphemers like you killed. So be grateful that we are flexible in our beliefs.
 Quoting: SERIOUSFACE


Wow. Jebus is lucky to have you hf
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Satan is "lucky" to have YOU.hfdead3
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Here is some advice for the Christians. There were 12 disciples and most of them "wrote" something about their master. They all interpreted his words according to their liking. Then you have another Paul who "combined" all that and of course he changed most of it to fit his agenda. It's just like a story being told from one person to another. By the time it gets to the third, most of it is no longer accurate. This kind of "teaching" is very dangerous as it might take you straight to "hell" due to the misinterpretation of those "authors" and you as the final reader. If one day, you happen to end up in "hell", remember what I'd said.
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rapture CRAPture


Hypocrisy is the new National Religion



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Here is some advice for the Christians. There were 12 disciples and most of them "wrote" something about their master. They all interpreted his words according to their liking. Then you have another Paul who "combined" all that and of course he changed most of it to fit his agenda. It's just like a story being told from one person to another. By the time it gets to the third, most of it is no longer accurate. This kind of "teaching" is very dangerous as it might take you straight to "hell" due to the misinterpretation of those "authors" and you as the final reader. If one day, you happen to end up in "hell", remember what I'd said.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994162


Hell = failure!!

If one soul wound up in such a fictional place, then your god failed!!

Do you really think TRUE DIVINE entities are in the business of failing?

Only false gods fail!!


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Here is some advice for the Christians. There were 12 disciples and most of them "wrote" something about their master. They all interpreted his words according to their liking. Then you have another Paul who "combined" all that and of course he changed most of it to fit his agenda. It's just like a story being told from one person to another. By the time it gets to the third, most of it is no longer accurate. This kind of "teaching" is very dangerous as it might take you straight to "hell" due to the misinterpretation of those "authors" and you as the final reader. If one day, you happen to end up in "hell", remember what I'd said.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994162


Hell = failure!!

If one soul wound up in such a fictional place, then your god failed!!

Do you really think TRUE DIVINE entities are in the business of failing?

Only false gods fail!!


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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth



Well it sounds like your defining what "god" should do or not do?

What difference are you from a preacher?
1Ki 19:4 But he himself went a day’s journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a broom tree, and prayed that he might die, and said, “It is enough! Now, YAHUWAH, take my life, for I am no better than my fathers!”
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Great, I'm sure I'll go to heaven if I teach those on lower incomes to be more materialistic.
 Quoting: SERIOUSFACE


If memory serves, their christ commanded his followers to give away their goods to the poor and follow him!!
Please correct me if I am wrong!!

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 Quoting: HardTruth


he did, but he didn't mean everyone, only his group because they needed to keep their foot travel simple.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Here is some advice for the Christians. There were 12 disciples and most of them "wrote" something about their master. They all interpreted his words according to their liking. Then you have another Paul who "combined" all that and of course he changed most of it to fit his agenda. It's just like a story being told from one person to another. By the time it gets to the third, most of it is no longer accurate. This kind of "teaching" is very dangerous as it might take you straight to "hell" due to the misinterpretation of those "authors" and you as the final reader. If one day, you happen to end up in "hell", remember what I'd said.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994162


Hell = failure!!

If one soul wound up in such a fictional place, then your god failed!!

Do you really think TRUE DIVINE entities are in the business of failing?

Only false gods fail!!


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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth



Well it sounds like your defining what "god" should do or not do?

What difference are you from a preacher?
 Quoting: YAH Stone Massive!


Being part divine myself, I know, as do you!!



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Great, I'm sure I'll go to heaven if I teach those on lower incomes to be more materialistic.
 Quoting: SERIOUSFACE


If memory serves, their christ commanded his followers to give away their goods to the poor and follow him!!
Please correct me if I am wrong!!

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 Quoting: HardTruth


he did, but he didn't mean everyone, only his group because they needed to keep their foot travel simple.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


Perhaps, I think he also said, If you don't own a sword, sell your garments to acquire one!!

Wonder if they were nudists?


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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I'm a Christian, and I don't believe in the pre tribulation rapture. I believe after the great tribulation, Jesus, Yeshua will return in the clouds and we will meet him in the sky. ( day, time, year, hour not known, but only to our Father, creator, in heaven)

But, we will go through this great tribulation that started december 21st 2010, winter solstice, lunar eclipse.
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If we Bibletards were to follow our religion's commandments to the letter, we would have blasphemers like you killed. So be grateful that we are flexible in our beliefs.
 Quoting: SERIOUSFACE


Wow. Jebus is lucky to have you hf
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Satan is "lucky" to have YOU.hfdead3
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satan doesn't have me - why would you assume such a thing?
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teeeehee

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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Ice, have you given your goods to the poor yet?

neener2

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what goods ?

my house

:home cajun:

nope


one of my cars


:tunderbird:

nope


my money

nope


I worked for it - it belongs to me
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interesting to see what will really happen the 21st...
Hi HT hope all is well.
If you don't have control of your mind.....someone else will!
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interesting to see what will really happen the 21st...
Hi HT hope all is well.
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hi hi

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interesting to see what will really happen the 21st...
Hi HT hope all is well.
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hi hi

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twirl
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u rapture folks gonna throw ur gold and silver out onto the streets?
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interesting to see what will really happen the 21st...
Hi HT hope all is well.
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Just another day nothing special
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Ice, have you given your goods to the poor yet?

neener2

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 Quoting: HardTruth


what goods ?

my house

:home cajun:

nope


one of my cars


:tunderbird:

nope


my money

nope


I worked for it - it belongs to me
 Quoting: Ice


Ah so all that is going to be raptured with you?

Silly Christians, Jesus was a Jew!
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that's stupid if they haven't given up all their goods already they shouldn't just because the world is ending because that would just be a hollow gesture
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
They can't risk it. 1rof1
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Exactly, just another version of Pascal's Wager. Their hanging on to their possessions, just in case.
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Only eight days left to give all your goods away!!

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