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How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?

 
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the May 21st rapture is not a Christian concept -- it was developed and promoted by Harold camping who is unorthodox. what he teaches is NOT Christianity. those who follow him are deceived and deluded. I don't know any Christians personally who put any stock whatsoever into his date setting

my pastor declared he is willing to bet anyone who is bought into this false teaching $100,000 the rapture will not happen May 21st. so far no takers

a big problem with date setting -- things could happen SOONER :-)

love peace and joy

rb
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Why do you have a pastor that would have 100,000 to blow?

TAX FREE dollars of course.

They got you hook line and sinker. The hidden masters love adherents of this death/solar cult.
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I have a feeling I am going to wake up on May 21st, 2011 and turn on the news to a bunch of cry babies who got duped into selling everything they had to a minister who took off to a foreign country with all their cash.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Amen! Cuz all the holy righteous saints of the Lard will be gone, and it'll begin an unimaginable seven years of hell on earth!

sigh
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I thought that all the martyred saints were suppose to RETURN to Earth during the tribulation.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Will all you rapture tards please delete your accounts on the 22nd...And save face and commit a mass suicide..please make sure that fuck ice is there..thank you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1347647


What is ironic about killing ones self is exactly what we think will likely happen for many once this "event" occurs.

There is nothing funny about this........

REVELATION 6
15 And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the ROCKS of the mountains;
16 And said to the mountains and ROCKS, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:


Still the day of salvation!
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Amen! Cuz all the holy righteous saints of the Lard will be gone, and it'll begin an unimaginable seven years of hell on earth!

sigh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337996


I thought that all the martyred saints were suppose to RETURN to Earth during the tribulation.
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lala
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
the May 21st rapture is not a Christian concept -- it was developed and promoted by Harold camping who is unorthodox. what he teaches is NOT Christianity. those who follow him are deceived and deluded. I don't know any Christians personally who put any stock whatsoever into his date setting

my pastor declared he is willing to bet anyone who is bought into this false teaching $100,000 the rapture will not happen May 21st. so far no takers

a big problem with date setting -- things could happen SOONER :-)

love peace and joy

rb
 Quoting: rb 1352313


Why do you have a pastor that would have 100,000 to blow?

TAX FREE dollars of course.

They got you hook line and sinker. The hidden masters love adherents of this death/solar cult.
 Quoting: Zazzummin


Yeah, funny thing... that $100,000 is their money they gave to the church LOL.

What a bunch of idiots. angel4
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I have a feeling I am going to wake up on May 21st, 2011 and turn on the news to a bunch of cry babies who got duped into selling everything they had to a minister who took off to a foreign country with all their cash.
 Quoting: SepticUnderlord


THIS^^^

But i hope there right..they are fucking brainwashed assholes...fuck ICE how will this asshole come to GLP on the 22nd without looking like king of all assholes
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Amen! Cuz all the holy righteous saints of the Lard will be gone, and it'll begin an unimaginable seven years of hell on earth!

sigh
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I thought that all the martyred saints were suppose to RETURN to Earth during the tribulation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339860


wtf

They are going to be stinking to high heaven!

I sure hope they don't return... I am going to have to raid a gun store and get some shotguns and ammo for the zombie apocalypse!

New movie: Zombie Saints of the Tribulation!

Sounds kinda catchy!
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?

Not a damn one of you I bet, you have failed in your courage to stand behind your convictions!!

Even Ice, who is pushing this BS on a public forum refuses to answer if he has given away his goods!!

Thread: May 21st failed just another day - Ice failed Ice was wrong (Page 12)

Thread: since we only have a few more moments (Page 7)


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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


clappa
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
My father-in-law who's Catholic just sent all of his kids a $3000 inheritance gift check. He's also told us that we're welcome to use his house when the Rapture comes (a little tongue-in-cheek on his part).
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rofl I take it he isnt a rapture believer.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I have a feeling I am going to wake up on May 21st, 2011 and turn on the news to a bunch of cry babies who got duped into selling everything they had to a minister who took off to a foreign country with all their cash.
 Quoting: SepticUnderlord


THIS^^^

But i hope there right..they are fucking brainwashed assholes...fuck ICE how will this asshole come to GLP on the 22nd without looking like king of all assholes
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Um, he ALREAD. . .ah, screw it.
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04/24/2011 01:15 AM
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
the May 21st rapture is not a Christian concept -- it was developed and promoted by Harold camping who is unorthodox. what he teaches is NOT Christianity. those who follow him are deceived and deluded. I don't know any Christians personally who put any stock whatsoever into his date setting

my pastor declared he is willing to bet anyone who is bought into this false teaching $100,000 the rapture will not happen May 21st. so far no takers

a big problem with date setting -- things could happen SOONER :-)

love peace and joy

rb
 Quoting: rb 1352313


Why do you have a pastor that would have 100,000 to blow?

TAX FREE dollars of course.

They got you hook line and sinker. The hidden masters love adherents of this death/solar cult.
 Quoting: Zazzummin


Yeah, funny thing... that $100,000 is their money they gave to the church LOL.

What a bunch of idiots. angel4
 Quoting: SepticUnderlord


Nothing funny about this either..........

It just shows how far the NTC has fallen.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I have a feeling I am going to wake up on May 21st, 2011 and turn on the news to a bunch of cry babies who got duped into selling everything they had to a minister who took off to a foreign country with all their cash.
 Quoting: SepticUnderlord


Either that or they will all be coming after HardTruth on May 22 because he will make them give all their belongings to the poor by making them feel so guilty by not doing it so far.

HardTruth, I hope you can run fast because you might have a bunch of angry Christians on your tail on 5/22, hehe.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
hi HT!
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed.

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04/24/2011 08:35 AM
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
26 days to go!

Still time to plead with God for mercy.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
actually given the fact that i myself am poor and don't have much, many times have i given away things that i could like shoes, clothes, water, rides to strangers, etc. but im not some religious fanatic, but i do believe something awaits us after death, and if i see them people i helped in the afterlife i'm sure they will have appreciated what i could give them.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?

DONATE THE MONEY TO REVERENangel3
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
You never know when you might need an Escalade after the rapture...JC respects quality US autos and only blesses the USA except for the immigrants, gays, socialists, Muslims, Jews, libs, poor, trial lawyers, blacks, potheads, left coasters, scientists, native Americans, Buddhists, druggies, union members, welfare recipients, government workers, European car drivers, people who shop at Sur la Table, wine drinkers, environmentalists, Asain Americans, retards, feminists....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1191521


Well, that's because Jesus commanded that thou shalt hate thy neighbor as thyself.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
26 days to go!

Still time to plead with God for mercy.
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Your false god doesn't know what mercy is!!

26 days left to prove you religious fanatics are false prophets!!

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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04/24/2011 10:17 AM
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Excellent, 5 stars.
Are there any actually Christians, you know people who actually follow the Teachings of Jesus?
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Excellent, 5 stars.
Are there any actually Christians, you know people who actually follow the Teachings of Jesus?
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I know many who claim the walk, but only a few would I say are a credit to the religion!!
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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I have..... I gave everything I own to St Vincent De Paul. All I now own is 1 backpack and 2 suitcases. So a nice STFU to you:)


How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?

Not a damn one of you I bet, you have failed in your courage to stand behind your convictions!!

Even Ice, who is pushing this BS on a public forum refuses to answer if he has given away his goods!!

Thread: May 21st failed just another day - Ice failed Ice was wrong (Page 12)

Thread: since we only have a few more moments (Page 7)


___________

If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I have..... I gave everything I own to St Vincent De Paul.

How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?

Not a damn one of you I bet, you have failed in your courage to stand behind your convictions!!

Even Ice, who is pushing this BS on a public forum refuses to answer if he has given away his goods!!

Thread: May 21st failed just another day - Ice failed Ice was wrong (Page 12)

Thread: since we only have a few more moments (Page 7)


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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


All I now own is 1 backpack and 2 suitcases. So a nice STFU to you:)



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 762823


The greediest and richest organization on the planet thanks you for the additional wealth!!

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I hope and pray that the Christians are not told to
Drink the "special" Rapture Kool Aid on May 20th, 2011.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I HAVE given ALL my goods to the poor!
 Quoting: May21Rapture 1152487

not true,I have
 Quoting: YaKnow 1351699


Sorry, I don't believe you!!

For the sake of argument, I don't suppose you have any paperwork, or receipts to prove otherwise, or someone we can contact to validate your claims?
___________

If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


Aw come on that's just not fair. lol

And since when is a computer considered "goods." Food, water, clothes and necessities are what should be donated to the poor instead of being wasted by these Raptards....AS IF our taxes have not provided enough welfare. Let's not lose sight of the fact that 98% of us are being robbed daily by the 2%.

I'm a Christian and May 21 is BS as well as the rapture is BS.
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Great! Now just follow though and admit Christianity is BS also and you'll be AOK!
 Quoting: Zazzummin



Been there, done that.
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Excellent, 5 stars.
Are there any actually Christians, you know people who actually follow the Teachings of Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1355070


I know many who claim the walk, but only a few would I say are a credit to the religion!!
___________

If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


Religion is vain and of no value...........The Bible is the only source for truth.

It is one on one with God.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
I hope and pray that the Christians are not told to
Drink the "special" Rapture Kool Aid on May 20th, 2011.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1271723


It is sad to have this mindset especially when you have no idea what you are saying...........I'm terribly afraid it will be the other way around when this event occurs.

REVELATION 6
15 And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the ROCKS of the mountains;
16 And said to the mountains and ROCKS, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:


Peace
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I hope and pray that the Christians are not told to
Drink the "special" Rapture Kool Aid on May 20th, 2011.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1271723


It is sad to have this mindset especially when you have no idea what you are saying...........I'm terribly afraid it will be the other way around when this event occurs.

REVELATION 6
15 And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the ROCKS of the mountains;
16 And said to the mountains and ROCKS, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:


Peace
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Happy Easter to you! :)

See you on May 22nd, 2011.

It will be ok, when nothing happens.
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Excellent, 5 stars.
Are there any actually Christians, you know people who actually follow the Teachings of Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1355070


You don't actually expect Christians to give away all their money, do you? Jesus was obviously speaking METAPHORICALLY that time! I'm sure He'll explain what He really meant when He has gathered his faithful servants in Heaven!
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Re: How many of you May 21st rapture christians have given all your goods to the poor?
Worldly goods will be of no value in 27 days
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052454


Really? So, there's no point in feeding or clothing any children or elderly still here after the 21st? No point in providing a roof over anyone's head?

Do you understand what "brainwashing" is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337996


Actually, he's right IMO, because once all the raputurees are gone, we'll be left with Heaven On Earth (TM)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339860


I sure hope so. Seriously. I do wish all these people fighting and killing each other over religion would just disappear and go elsewhere... let the fight their wars and hate others in the ethereal realms or where ever.
 Quoting: SepticUnderlord


No. It will be hell on earth. It's called the "Day of the Lord" and he will take His bride out just prior to world destruction.





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