MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY!

Sorry OP. I trust NO man.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

at what time of the 21th ???

USa time? Christmas Islands time?? italy time?

rapture for everyone as the world turns and day reach your city? or Oakland CA. time only??

cause if its Christmas Islands time then rapture may be at 20th in the usa, so, do you know?

Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping...

Then they set another date..rake in a few more million..and laugh all the way to the bank.

There is a gullible fuckwit born every second..and christians CASH IN on them.

Then..when the date passes and nothing happens..most of that batch of gullible fuckwits wakes up..but wake up BROKE...and the rapture merchandising cartel move on to the next fresh batch of gullible fuckwits.

And on it goes for years..

WANT PROOF??

THE LIST OF RAPTURE FAILS..HUNDREDS OF THEM....

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


BUT..if you STILL believe and be a GULLIBLE FUCKWIT..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

Then they set another date..rake in a few more million..and laugh all the way to the bank.

There is a gullible fuckwit born every second..and christians CASH IN on them.

Then..when the date passes and nothing happens..most of that batch of gullible fuckwits wakes up..but wake up BROKE...and the rapture merchandising cartel move on to the next fresh batch of gullible fuckwits.

And on it goes for years..

WANT PROOF??

THE LIST OF RAPTURE FAILS..HUNDREDS OF THEM....

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


BUT..if you STILL believe and be a GULLIBLE FUCKWIT..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

:mexgal: If it doesn't happen then they will probably turn around and say that it's on NewJerusalemRuss time. And of course because no one can figure it out...

Are all Christian Rapture Tards Retarded Spellers?

Judment?

Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping...

You will fall away from the truth and be left behind and then cast into HELL and you will be writhing and screaming in the special HELL God created for all those who fall away and MOCK.

Just imagine how you will feel after three million years roasting and screaming in flames filled with agony and regret because you fell away from the truth.

God will have ZERO mercy on the evil ones who forsake the church and Gods special prophet who has NEVER been wrong..Harold Camping. God in his GREAT WRATH will have them burnt alive in the most satanic horror show ever to be devised by anyone. The torture will be far far worse than any human dictator ever came up with.

You will see your skin peeling off in hell every second of every day..screaming forever and ever in agony..never able to die.

So dont forsake the church or mock Ice and Harold..Gods chosen vessels..his beloved messengers...or you WILL BURN in hell in unremitting TORTURE forever and ever..and be left behind to suffer the cruellest fate God in His compassion could come up with..that fate of HELL.

Be at peace..KNOW the Love and Mercy of God....TRUST in what Ice and Harold say or BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!

He calls to you NOT to forsake him and force Him into having you tortured horrifically forever and ever....he does not WANT to torture you but he WILL if you keep MOCKING and DOUBTING!

Return to His embrace of LOVE.

Sorry OP. I trust NO man.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

Sorry OP. I trust NO man.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

Sorry OP. I trust NO man.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

Sorry OP. I trust NO man.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

Sorry OP. I trust NO man.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping...

You will fall away from the truth and be left behind and then cast into HELL and you will be writhing and screaming in the special HELL God created for all those who fall away and MOCK.

Just imagine how you will feel after three million years roasting and screaming in flames filled with agony and regret because you fell away from the truth.

God will have ZERO mercy on the evil ones who forsake the church and Gods special prophet who has NEVER been wrong..Harold Camping. God in his GREAT WRATH will have them burnt alive in the most satanic horror show ever to be devised by anyone. The torture will be far far worse than any human dictator ever came up with.

You will see your skin peeling off in hell every second of every day..screaming forever and ever in agony..never able to die.

So dont forsake the church or mock Ice and Harold..Gods chosen vessels..his beloved messengers...or you WILL BURN in hell in unremitting TORTURE forever and ever..and be left behind to suffer the cruellest fate God in His compassion could come up with..that fate of HELL.

Be at peace..KNOW the Love and Mercy of God....TRUST in what Ice and Harold say or BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!

He calls to you NOT to forsake him and force Him into having you tortured horrifically forever and ever....he does not WANT to torture you but he WILL if you keep MOCKING and DOUBTING!

Return to His embrace of LOVE.

OP isn't a Christian. He makes fun of Hell.
And is pretty good at it, actually.
But don't for a moment think he's sincere.

Nobody can detect sarcasm any more...

Sorry OP. I trust NO man.

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

When I see May 21st and rapture is real I tend to skim the post and ignore the sarcasm..and most everything else. My mistake. I will have to be more focused next time. I jumped on the little fucker in the blink of an eye.

Op is being sarcastic. He is attempting to highlight what he sees as an absurdity. He doesn't believe Harold's rapture date, and sure doesn't believe in Hell as an eternal judgment.

People have sold their homes and property and changed their lives for this "event". If nothing happens, expect mass suicide around the world to happen.