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MAY 21st is REAL!!..JUDMENT COMES AND RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!..DONT DARE MOCK OR YOU WILL PAY! | |
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User ID: 1379458  United Kingdom05/11/2011 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348134 Hi OP. Normally it's either one star or five stars from me. But for once I'm going to give a three star vote.Thats because I can't decide if your actually being serious or just taking the Micky.  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1369979 United States05/11/2011 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348134You will fall away from the truth and be left behind and then cast into HELL and you will be writhing and screaming in the special HELL God created for all those who fall away and MOCK. Just imagine how you will feel after three million years roasting and screaming in flames filled with agony and regret because you fell away from the truth. God will have ZERO mercy on the evil ones who forsake the church and Gods special prophet who has NEVER been wrong..Harold Camping. God in his GREAT WRATH will have them burnt alive in the most satanic horror show ever to be devised by anyone. The torture will be far far worse than any human dictator ever came up with. You will see your skin peeling off in hell every second of every day..screaming forever and ever in agony..never able to die. So dont forsake the church or mock Ice and Harold..Gods chosen vessels..his beloved messengers...or you WILL BURN in hell in unremitting TORTURE forever and ever..and be left behind to suffer the cruellest fate God in His compassion could come up with..that fate of HELL. Be at peace..KNOW the Love and Mercy of God....TRUST in what Ice and Harold say or BURN IN HELL FOREVER!! He calls to you NOT to forsake him and force Him into having you tortured horrifically forever and ever....he does not WANT to torture you but he WILL if you keep MOCKING and DOUBTING! Return to His embrace of LOVE. This is manipulation using terror or scare mongering to control and manipulate the masses. |
| IIIIIth
User ID: 864230 United States05/11/2011 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have nothing to say. Posts in CAPS can be ignored. Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1379537  Mexico05/11/2011 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | at what time of the 21th ??? USa time? Christmas Islands time?? italy time? rapture for everyone as the world turns and day reach your city? or Oakland CA. time only?? cause if its Christmas Islands time then rapture may be at 20th in the usa, so, do you know?   |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1266062 United States05/11/2011 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry OP. I trust NO man. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 851544Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. Yes, 2000 years ago, no one knew the day or the hour. Correct! True. However, Amos 3 says that the Lord will do nothing without informing the prophets first. He is already revealing the schedule to the discerning. The real fireworks start in May-July timeframe. The tribulation starts in the second half of 2011 or early 2012 and the Rapture happens at the time of the resurrection of the righteous dead in late 2018 - early 2019. I have many many scriptural revelations in allegories and parables that show this exact timing. We get raptured 2,595 days after the covenant with many is made. The Lord wants all of the Tares out of the church first so that He takes a spotless, blemishless bride. |
| CalmB4theLight
User ID: 1367586 Mexico05/11/2011 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I choose MOCK over you anyday charlatan...bring it. You are Godlike unto your domain, did you forget that - or did you just choose to ignore it?... BEWARE THE LIGHT, FOR IT SHINES BRIGHT AND IS FULL OF YOUR ERRORS See you on the other side :) 1...million...souls... |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1379543 Australia05/11/2011 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TROLL post Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240618the he has "NEVER been wrong" thing makes it obvious OP could not have said otherwise. If he had said he HAD been wrong before his whole fantasy would have fallen flat right at the start. He had to conceal it as long as possible to rake in the most cash. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1369979 United States05/11/2011 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348134You will fall away from the truth and be left behind and then cast into HELL and you will be writhing and screaming in the special HELL God created for all those who fall away and MOCK. Just imagine how you will feel after three million years roasting and screaming in flames filled with agony and regret because you fell away from the truth. God will have ZERO mercy on the evil ones who forsake the church and Gods special prophet who has NEVER been wrong..Harold Camping. God in his GREAT WRATH will have them burnt alive in the most satanic horror show ever to be devised by anyone. The torture will be far far worse than any human dictator ever came up with. You will see your skin peeling off in hell every second of every day..screaming forever and ever in agony..never able to die. So dont forsake the church or mock Ice and Harold..Gods chosen vessels..his beloved messengers...or you WILL BURN in hell in unremitting TORTURE forever and ever..and be left behind to suffer the cruellest fate God in His compassion could come up with..that fate of HELL. Be at peace..KNOW the Love and Mercy of God....TRUST in what Ice and Harold say or BURN IN HELL FOREVER!! He calls to you NOT to forsake him and force Him into having you tortured horrifically forever and ever....he does not WANT to torture you but he WILL if you keep MOCKING and DOUBTING! Return to His embrace of LOVE. This is manipulation using terror or scare mongering to control and manipulate the masses. On May 21st, this will be a loooose, loooose victim situation around the world no matter what happens.. Earthquakes are happening routinely, and Spain had a couple today even...so an earthquake on May 21st will be NOTHING NEW... A rapture on the other hand, would be something new. The problem now is....if the Christians are not raptured before May 22nd...they will have invested oodles of money on May 21st advertisments around the world. Some have even invested their life savings into this May 21st ideology.. There will be some very angry people come May 22nd and need I say more...WHY? Because they will feel tricked/deceived...and so figured.. How will this be any different from Bernard Madoff's massive financial swindling... Terrorist scare mongering will be out-lawed after this trick... |
| CalmB4theLight
User ID: 1367586 Mexico05/11/2011 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It will be so funny when everyone wakes up and has to go to work, pay the bills and drink?smokie some. The caller in that video was right though, if people sent all their money to this guy, as they think they will die, he should legally be made to return all monies to the people that will have an empty bank account come the 22nd of May. For the record, I'm predicting that there will be a 22nd of May without any major events, and if you want to send me your life savings for the assurances I am giving, well..it is unethical but ok, feel free to make the checks to Calm AS Hell - just use the abbreviations as it will cause too many problems writing all that down. so its checks payable to CASH Thanks and if you dont see me on the 22nd, im prolly busy spending your donations atan undisclosed beach. You are Godlike unto your domain, did you forget that - or did you just choose to ignore it?... BEWARE THE LIGHT, FOR IT SHINES BRIGHT AND IS FULL OF YOUR ERRORS See you on the other side :) 1...million...souls... |
| CalmB4theLight
User ID: 1367586 Mexico05/11/2011 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348134Im sorry what was that? God's chosen vessels? How the fk can they be vessels to something that has never been proven to exist? I suggest you change the word god for little greys post haste and stop telling others what to do and who to follow, that's the role of twitter (an omnipotent entity that resides on the net ...all Hail twitter) You are Godlike unto your domain, did you forget that - or did you just choose to ignore it?... BEWARE THE LIGHT, FOR IT SHINES BRIGHT AND IS FULL OF YOUR ERRORS See you on the other side :) 1...million...souls... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1369979 United States05/11/2011 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry OP. I trust NO man. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 851544Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. Yes, 2000 years ago, no one knew the day or the hour. Correct! True. However, Amos 3 says that the Lord will do nothing without informing the prophets first. He is already revealing the schedule to the discerning. The real fireworks start in May-July timeframe. The tribulation starts in the second half of 2011 or early 2012 and the Rapture happens at the time of the resurrection of the righteous dead in late 2018 - early 2019. I have many many scriptural revelations in allegories and parables that show this exact timing. We get raptured 2,595 days after the covenant with many is made. The Lord wants all of the Tares out of the church first so that He takes a spotless, blemishless bride. The story is changing now as I figured it would broadening the scope...SORRY.... May 21st is what is stated all over the world.. That's what the money was spent on..right...or was it spent on something else???? So the date stands.....May 21st What I must reveal is that Harold's controversary ended with him leaving his church in 1988. The date JC was crucified per the scripture legend has been debated by different scholars. Harold's year of 33AD is debated by two days.. 4/3/33 or 4/1/33.. Harold picked 4/1/33 which is APRIL FOOL'S DAY. Perhaps Harold didn't like the date it fell on when using April 3rd?... If you add two days, the new date falls on May 23rd.. So leave the date as is.. |
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| CalmB4theLight
User ID: 1367586 Mexico05/11/2011 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Op is just a fear monger! None of his warnings or threats are grounded in love. He just wants to feed off of people's fear. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307422YA but how can people be shaking in their boots in fear, when they too busy ROFL'ing at him/her/it??? Last Edited by CalmB4TheLight on 05/11/2011 11:18 PM You are Godlike unto your domain, did you forget that - or did you just choose to ignore it?... BEWARE THE LIGHT, FOR IT SHINES BRIGHT AND IS FULL OF YOUR ERRORS See you on the other side :) 1...million...souls... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1379851 Australia05/11/2011 11:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Op is just a fear monger! None of his warnings or threats are grounded in love. He just wants to feed off of people's fear. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307422Then almost every christian you meet is a fear monger to because they all use the same threats of hell and torture to try to tell you how much God loves you. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1261808 United States05/11/2011 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This kind of crap came out of the Roman Catholic Church. Wretched fearmongers! Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348134You will fall away from the truth and be left behind and then cast into HELL and you will be writhing and screaming in the special HELL God created for all those who fall away and MOCK. Just imagine how you will feel after three million years roasting and screaming in flames filled with agony and regret because you fell away from the truth. God will have ZERO mercy on the evil ones who forsake the church and Gods special prophet who has NEVER been wrong..Harold Camping. God in his GREAT WRATH will have them burnt alive in the most satanic horror show ever to be devised by anyone. The torture will be far far worse than any human dictator ever came up with. You will see your skin peeling off in hell every second of every day..screaming forever and ever in agony..never able to die. So dont forsake the church or mock Ice and Harold..Gods chosen vessels..his beloved messengers...or you WILL BURN in hell in unremitting TORTURE forever and ever..and be left behind to suffer the cruellest fate God in His compassion could come up with..that fate of HELL. Be at peace..KNOW the Love and Mercy of God....TRUST in what Ice and Harold say or BURN IN HELL FOREVER!! He calls to you NOT to forsake him and force Him into having you tortured horrifically forever and ever....he does not WANT to torture you but he WILL if you keep MOCKING and DOUBTING! Return to His embrace of LOVE. This is manipulation using terror or scare mongering to control and manipulate the masses. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1379851 Australia05/11/2011 11:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And when May 21 comes and goes, then what? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1326056Then they set another date..rake in a few more million..and laugh all the way to the bank. There is a gullible fuckwit born every second..and christians CASH IN on them. Then..when the date passes and nothing happens..most of that batch of gullible fuckwits wakes up..but wake up BROKE...and the rapture merchandising cartel move on to the next fresh batch of gullible fuckwits. And on it goes for years.. WANT PROOF?? THE LIST OF RAPTURE FAILS..HUNDREDS OF THEM.... 2010 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2009 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2008 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2007 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2006 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2005 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2004 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] BUT..if you STILL believe and be a GULLIBLE FUCKWIT..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps 1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer. 2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion. 3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front.. 4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously) 5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP" After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven. |
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for funny.
and SAAAAALLUTE !!